I'm downstairs snorting with laughter, trying not to wake up my wife upstairs. It's painful, like a roman candle to the gut. What does it say about the darkness of my soul that I found this so lung-collapsing hilarious?

"OOF. OW. Bang. OW. zip. WHOA. fzzz. YIEAH!"

My favorite part was at the end, when the target peels out of his flaming sweatshirt. "Waterwaterwater!" screams the candle shooter. (Third guy dumps bucket of water on the victim's smoldering shirt, on the ground.) "On HIM!"

Give that man a purple heart.

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2044 Democratic presidential candidate, Bullseye Guy!

"That night is seared, seared into my memory. I came under heavy, sustained rocket fire. Despite being heavily wounded, I stood my ground and completed my duty..."

"Republicans see bulleyes upon all the children and elderly of the nation. Under my administration, the only bullseye will be on my chest!!!"

That was hee-frickin-larious, probably because I can see various people I know trying to do something just like that.

Krugman, I'm looking at you...

Thanks, guys. I had barely managed to keep myself under control, and then I had to read this comments thread and wake the whole house up. Bastards, the lot of you.

I love this site.

Can't...stop...laughing...

If this is the same site I'm thinking of, you've got to search for the French guy doing shadow finger puppets. It's the funniest thing to come out of France since Vichy.

Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge

This might be a little vague of a question, but there's a video of these two French kids jumping off buildings and doing crazy judo moves and stuff. If you know what I'm talking about, does anyone know where I can find it? It's supercool.

Oh my goodness.... rotfl.

Only men could do something *this stupid*.

Sobek, not to nitpick, but sure its judo? In America people tend *not* to practice judo because judo is hardly a 'flashy' sport (its rather closer to wrestling). Ok, ok, I'm done with the pendantic nitpicking. (Sheesh, I kinda understand how SDB must feel.)

The kids in the video are French, not American. But to be honest, I don't know the difference between judo and any other martial art. I just saw them doing all these crazy jumps, flips, kicks, rolls and other amazing stuff.

I saw the thing maybe seven or eight months ago. It is truly amazing.

Sobek,

I have that video on my computer. The guy is doing a sport called "street climbing".

The video linked here you need to rename to a .wmv. The first two videos here work.

Awesome. Right up there with the let's-pull-our-car-out-of-the-snow-by-hooking-the-rope-to-the-plastic-bumper guys...

That kid shooting the roman candles had this look of insane glee that all men get when they blow shit up. I will never understand it.

Oh, this is their main site. I always knew it as "street climb" but they officially call it "Le parkour", the art of movement and its followers are called traceurs. Leave it to the French to try to philosophize jumping off buildings.

I think the guy erred in wearing a helmet. I made a similar mistake as a kid once. It was in South Carolina, and my friends and I were having a firework war, and I thought it'd be a responsible thing to do to wear safety glasses.

Problem is, I got hit with a bottle rocket, which ordinarily would have glanced my head and flown own. Instead, it lodged in my glasses and blew up on my face.

That sucked. I did not get burned badly, but my ear rang for weeks.

Ah, those were the days!

Thanks Addison, that's exactly what I was looking for.

You know, I find it hilarious that most men will nod, laugh, and probably recall an incident just like this from their own childhood (or from last weekend's drunken party). Most women will get a quizzical "WTF?" look on their face.

Ladies, if you ever wish to understand the male animal, you must understand not only what caused these men to shoot fireworks at each other, but also what caused them to film the event for posterity. Only then will you be enlightened.

This might be a little vague of a question, but there's a video of these two French kids jumping off buildings and doing crazy judo moves and stuff. If you know what I'm talking about, does anyone know where I can find it? It's supercool.

I ran that video a long time ago on the blogspot site. I'll dig it up again.

Those jumpers really are awesome. I'm surprised nobody's enlisted their talents yet for a Fox special, or maybe even a crime-fighting superhero show. It could be even bigger than the time Menudo guest starred on Rubik: The Amazing Cube.

BTW-- any of the Blogger users on here having trouble today? I haven't been able to post since last night, all my posts just end up "Publishing" forever, stuck at 0% until it times out. Nobody can post comments, either. Happens at home, happens at work; I can't figure it out. Anyone have that problem before?

I sent a note to the tech support guys, but I fear that they'll write back about the same time I get replies to all the fan letters I sent to Gwar back in '99.

I *need* to post, dammit. I've been sitting on a new hypothesis that will upend our understanding of the Caine-Hackman theory, but if it doesn't go up soon, those bastards in Zurich might beat me to the punch.

Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge

I don't know what's weirder, this video or that I heard about it from someone other than Dave Barry.

No sooner do I complain on Ace, but my blogging powers return after a nearly 24 hour blackout.

For his blog's healing powers, I will now sacrifice a hundred servants in Ace's honor.

Please visit GR to learn of the shadowy link between Jon Erik-Hexum and Radar O'Reilly.

Cheers,
Dave
Garfield Ridge

"Ladies, if you ever wish to understand the male animal..."

Yes, you are intriguing, fascinating creatures.

A mystery wrapped in a conundrum within an enigma shrouded by fart jokes.

A mystery wrapped in a conundrum within an enigma shrouded by fart jokes.

Which reminds me: c'mere and pull my finger.

/snicker

As much as I want to hate everything French, I simply cannot get over how amazing that stuff is. (I dare them to try that when they're forty).

I think the people who made this are MTV's Jackass.

There is an annual rally called the Gumball where rich folks come out and drive 3000 miles somewhere (imagine a flock of ferraris, porsches, lamborghinis, etc. going 150mph down the road). Anyway, this fellow was a participant in the last one, travelling in a winnebago with a bunch of MTV Jackass people. They called themselves the 'Ai Ya' group and he was the "whipping boy" and was, obviously, constantly beaten up and humiliated.

I'm sitting here laughing my butt off, Monty. Thanks for reminding me I'm not 'most' women. Ok, I was the tomboy type. There's some quiz online somewhere (can't be bothered to look it up) that claims it can tell male from female. I keep getting 'male'.

But I am female enough to prefer being the shooter in that to being the shootee. (Damned if I'm letting anyone shoot missiles at MY chest!)

Back to laughing... it's too hard to laugh and type.

10 points to Dave for even knowing who Gwar is

Dave and IgwanaRob both get points for the hat tip to the fine composers who gave us "Maggots are Falling Like Rain."

Dude.

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