Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026
Jay Guevara 2025
Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025
Jewells45 2025
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups

Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX
Contact Ben Had for info





















« Shock: Josh Marshall Makes an Interesting Catch | Main | Was Kerry AWOL from Naval Reserves? »
September 04, 2004

The Left is Just Too Darn Nice to Win Elections, Part II

Eric tips me to this gushing review of a play starring Sigourney Weaver and John Lithgow.

The lead character (Weaver) claims she got knocked up by George Bush in college, and of course had an abortion, most likely at gunpoint. (The last bit is my guess.)

Mrs. Farnsworth's Subtle Act of Sedition

Yes, very subtle.

...

His uproarious new play, "Mrs. Farnsworth," is a devastating takedown of the commander in chief, in its serenely subversive way far more scathing than any attack ad produced by the Democrats or caricature perpetrated by "Saturday Night Live."

...

But the book for which she has come to Gordon, seeking his advice, is not even close to discreet. Egged on by the class -- other actors are planted among us -- she reveals the scandal at the heart of her story: She claims to have gotten pregnant long ago after a date with a Yalie, the hard-drinking scion of a wealthy family and the grandson of a U.S. senator. And she says she was offered money to have an abortion.

"It's Bush!" cries Gordon.

"I never say," replies the coy Mrs. Farnsworth, who, in the course of things, does.

More proof of Saint Susan of San Fransisco's thesis: those lefties are just too gentlemanly and virtuous to sink into the gutter of personal attacks and slanders.

More Proof Still: Liberals are just such paragons of restraint and fairness (and such connossieurs of Filet-O-Fish sandwiches) that they are forced by conservative Big Meanies to recycle Bush abortion charges from IndyMedia.

More in sadness than anger, you understand. They didn't want to do this of course; it just, well, Bush has a lead now. We've "bullied" them into doing this by besting them.

I just hope they don't pick up on this account of George W. Bush's FBI trained bisexual rapists/assassins, a Polymorphously Perverse Praetorian Putschsquad.


posted by Ace at 05:51 PM
Comments



The FBI: Like a viking!


Posted by: See-Dubya on September 4, 2004 06:28 PM

Ace-- John Glenn went into space, and apparently never came back down.

"Former senator John Glenn (D-Ohio) took the defense a step futher by comparing the Republicans' misleading statements to those of Nazi Germany. "You've just got to separate out fact from fiction. . . . Too often, too often, in this country, if you hear something repeated, it's the old Hitler business -- if you hear something repeated, repeated, repeated, repeated, you start to believe it," he said."

I've got more on my site (you know, that stupid new one, the one Cthulu worshippers refer to as "That Which That Must Not Be Linked To"), but you'll have to credit NRO and The Corner, they saw it first.

Cheers,
Dave
Arlington, Virginia

Posted by: Dave on September 4, 2004 07:05 PM

Damn, I even screwed up the Cthulu joke. Now I know why no one links-- I've got lots of loose shit around.

I guess I suck. I don't deserve visitors. I'll just build a shack, in the woods, and plot my revenge against blogs and university professors nationwide.

Sadly,
Dave
Arlington, Virginia

Posted by: Dave on September 4, 2004 07:07 PM

Forget the play; I want to know where the Post managed to dig up a reviewer for whom the very idea of fiction is a bold innovation. Amazing, they way that playwright can tell a made-up story and leave you to wonder what it would be like for it to be true! What will they think of next? And the way Sigourney Weaver and John Lithgow are able to act just like rich people-- talk about chops!

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on September 4, 2004 07:19 PM

Cool, a hat tip from one of my favorite blogs!

Posted by: Eric Pobirs on September 4, 2004 08:35 PM

Shit! I actually liked, and respected!, Lithgow and Weaver. *sigh*

Posted by: madne0 on September 4, 2004 09:22 PM

Couldn't they work in the old chestnut that Laura did a Baby Jane Hudson and turned someone into a road waffle?

Posted by: jeff on September 5, 2004 02:25 AM

Not to mention how "brave" it is to rip Bush when it is the actors who _don't_ who will probably get blacklisted. Frelling idiots.

Posted by: Jersey Dave on September 5, 2004 11:16 AM
Post a comment
Name:


Email Address:


URL:


Comments:


Remember info?








Now Available!
The Deplorable Gourmet
A Horde-sourced Cookbook
[All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: Sefton and CBD commiserate about the NYC primaries and whether the contagion will spread, J.D. Vance is becoming a cypher, Texas Antifa gets a wake-up call, and more!
Trump will present the trophy for the World Cup, and lunatic cultists will not be happy
pRiDe Month's shameful record so far
Department of Energy Announces American Nuclear Supply Chain Loans
$17.5B is a good start. Now add two zeroes to that number! [CBD]
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

NEW: Just heard something extraordinary from a former White House official who worked with former National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster in Trump45's NSC: "McMaster had weekly phone calls with George Soros. We have no idea why." Neither could be reached for comment.
Deport...Deport...Deport The F***ing Lot! A new UK anthem? [Hat Tip: S.E.] [CBD]
CJN podcast 1400 copy.jpg
Podcast: CBD and Sefton dissect the Iran treaty but praise the great U.S. military, decry the deep state's influence on SAVE and FISA, talk marijuana and guns, mock the Northeast's racism, and Go Knicks!
Trump: Ukraine War 'Thousands of Miles Away' is 'Nothing to Do' with America Russia isn't threatening to kill Americans! [CBD]
Update to Gavin Newsom Under Investigation story: This investigation was begun under Senor Dementia:
Adam Housley
@adamhousley

As I have reported several times and now acknowledged by the Governor of California... Gavin and his wife are under federal investigation... what he failed to tell you... This began during the Biden Admin. Kind of a big detail.
Teen Driver Tayvin Galanakis Wins Jury Trial Against Officers Who Charged Him With DUI Even After He Blew 0.0 on A Breathalyzer And Passed Sobriety Tests. One Officer Accounted For 72% of All DUI Arrests For That PD [dri]
Days before the woman was stabbed in the neck by a taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer, in the same general area, another taxpayer-supported Cultural Enrichment Officer attacked a boy and bloodied his head with a brick.
What is the UK Regime's plan for protecting the citizens from the savage criminals they've foisted on the populace? They offer NONE. They do, however, have a plan for protecting the savage criminals from the citizens: The citizens must STAY CALM and not get angry and not share videos of citizens being attacked by savage criminals.
The public keeps saying "protect us from the foreign savages you have imported against our wishes and over our objections" and the UK branch of The Regime keeps proposing plans to protect the foreign savages from the public. Soclose to what the public is demanding, just, you know, the complete opposite.
Just a thought: Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the public attacking the savage criminals if you actually introduced a plan to protect the public from the savage criminals. Maybe they wouldn't feel as if it was necessary for them to protect the public through self-help.
Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps
Bonchie
@bonchieredstate

hahahahaha

This is the lady who gave her question to Biden beforehand, and he had it written verbatim in his notes with her picture.

You know what's really terrible? There are Daily Signal reporters in the press room. That's the Real Scandal Here!
Recent Comments
JohnFNotKerry: "YAY ONT!!! Now for the content! ..."

JohnFNotKerry: "1 ..."

L - No nic, another fine day : "169.. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends ..."

WarEagle82 : "The Karmelo "Dream Team" will abandon him once it ..."

Way, Way Downriver [/i]: "[i]All these World Cup guests are not going to lea ..."

L - No nic, another fine day : "No churn ice cream?! Ohhhh!! ..."

Semi-Literate Thug: " An F1 race around the Mall in DC. I had a brief ..."

Wally: "Of course the media is siding with the commies: 1 ..."

Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _: "Squirrels are not nice animals. There is a clip o ..."

Vigo: "I’ll be interesting to see if the Dem establ ..."

L - No nic, another fine day : "The pet squirrel is so cute, rat or not. Like ..."

Ben Had: "When I found the recipe for no churn ice cream th ..."

Bloggers in Arms
Some Humorous Asides
Archives