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September 03, 2004

Second Day in a Row, 49-45

So says Rasmussen:

Bush is enjoying a modest Convention bounce. Today marks the first time since March 19 that he has held a 4-point lead on consecutive days. The President's Job Approval is at its highest level since April and voters now view him a bit more favorably than John Kerry.

How to counter this? Well, if you're John Kerry, you give a desperate-looking flop-sweat-dripping stunt and claim that any who challenge your record are "attacking your patriotism."

If you're a liberal, you try to pretend you're just "super-psyched" by Kerry's non-reassuring words. You might, for example, put aside the Filet-O-Fish for one moment in order to quote John Forbes Kerry's words and then add this insightful contribution:

I'm so pumped right now.

"Pumped."


Whoo-hoo! Check me out! I look awesome!
The people are digging me!
White House here I come! Yeah, baby!

Update: Kausfiles would fall into the non-"pumped" camp. One might almost say anti-"pumped."


posted by Ace at 11:31 AM
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Ah, so that's how he got so huge! An air pump! And here I thought he was just a big fat slob.

Posted by: zetetic on September 3, 2004 12:10 PM

So you're saying Kaus isn't exactly junj-ho about Kerry? That his campaign isn't exactly joinj janjbusters?

Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on September 3, 2004 12:32 PM

Maybe John Forbes Kerry is another Al Jore.

Posted by: ace on September 3, 2004 12:46 PM

Oh, god, it reads even worse than it sounded last night. Who writes this stuff for Kerry, and why does he/she still have a job?

Posted by: Dianna on September 3, 2004 04:15 PM

What gets me is the rank hypocrisy of Ochub and his ilk. On one hand, they piss and moan about how hateful and terrible that racist neo-Dixiecrat Zell Miller's speech was, and on the other, they get what passes for woodys among their dickless kind when Kerry gives a speech that parrot's Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" talking points. It's only hateful when a Rethuglican says it, apparently.

Er, excuse me: a Rethujlican.

Posted by: Dave D on September 4, 2004 09:57 AM
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