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September 02, 2004

Josh Marshall, Eat Your Heart Out: A Republican Secret-Paris-Meeting October Surprise?

Maybe we've got some guys working on a "huge story" about which we "can only say very little at this time, for reasons which will soon become clear."

Instructions for reading this link:

1. Don't get too giddy. It might not be true.

2. However, make sure you're sitting in a confortable chair which will protect you from head injuries should you faint.

3. Click on this link and scan down to "An Impending Bombshell."

Remember: It might not be true.


posted by Ace at 03:38 AM
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Anyone else read this? I didn't link where I found it, a little google searching will turn up the source.

AL JOLSON IN OCTOBER
TTP Intelligence Bulletin
Dr. Jack Wheeler
Thursday, August 19, 2004


All indications are that the Swiftees’ offensive against Hanoi John is severely damaging the Kerry/Edwards candidacy. The television ads by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and the #1 bestseller on Amazon, Unfit For Command, have credibly assaulted the basis for Kerry’s campaign: that his self-proclaimed status as a “war hero” during 4 months in Vietnam qualify him to be President of the United States.

However… in the famous words of Al Jolson: “You ain’t heard nothin’ yet.” The Swiftees have prepared an October Surprise for Hanoi John that is going to blow his candidacy out of the water. I can’t tell you what it is, but I can tell you the television and radio ads have already been taped, and they are going to have an impact like an elephant sitting on a donkey.

The Swiftees have three things in abundance: money, brains, and balls. They know exactly how to go for the jugular, they have the dough to do it, and they are saving their best shot for last. The Democrats will not know what hit them and will not know how to retaliate. Get set folks. The Kerry Train Wreck is not going to be a pretty sight.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on September 2, 2004 04:25 AM

No doubt.
It's confirmed.
Three different trips.

Damning.

Posted by: Birkel on September 2, 2004 04:26 AM

If John Kerry was confirmed to be an android carrying the still-living brain of Josef Stalin, it would be worth two points in the polls, three, tops.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on September 2, 2004 04:44 AM

Pixy's right, and it's damn depressing.

Posted by: Rocketeer on September 2, 2004 09:44 AM

Pixy Misa,

You mean he's not?

Posted by: Brian B on September 2, 2004 12:08 PM

It depends on which America he's in.

Posted by: Iblis on September 2, 2004 05:20 PM

You guys been smashing Jewish shopkeepers' windows lately...?

Fucking brownshirts...

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