"Kim then instructed soldiers to hone their skills to use their left hands as well as their right hands, saying that their right hands could get injured during battle, according to the paper. "

Yep..I bet he has some suggestions as to which exercise best "hones" his right hand....

"The pistol is an immortal companion of a revolutionary."

That's a true statement, and hopefully a lot of North Koreans will get the opportunity to take some weapons and revolt against that fucker.

I'm going to take a wild guess that N. Korean citizen's can't carry guns. Call it a hunch.

Bob Dole's response:

Bob Dole calls bullshit
Kim: Name the place; I'll beat you
'cuz I'm on fire

This History Channel has been doing a week long broadcast of "Assholes of the World" or some such thing, and they devoted one day coverage to Kimmy. Aside from discovering from the video clips that the Dear Leader's bodyguard training is reminiscent of the ninja training rooms from that Bond movie, the ex-bodyguard mentioned Kim is a good shot, but apparently holds the pistol scrunched up to his chest with both hands.

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