"Suspicious Timing" of bin Ladin's Non-Capture Questioned by Conservative Blogger

Remember all the liberal chatter, such as that by Joshua Micah Hezekiah Bucephalus Chauncy Boutros-Boutros Mellencamp Marshall, that Osama bin Ladin would be captured just in time for either the Democratic or Republican convention?

Well, the Republican convention is just around the corner, and no OBL yet.

I find the non-occurrence of this non-capture to be "suspiciously timed," and I blame Democrats for arranging this with sympathetic military officers in the US or Pakistan.

If the non-happening of the non-capture continues during or shortly after Bush's nomination speech, I think we can all agree that the non-event was non-timed to "distract" from Bush and thus provide him with a non-bounce.

I'm "predicting" this now, as John Judis of TNR did, so when the non-event non-occurs I, like him, can use that prediction of proof of my theory's validity.