You and O-Dub would be great together in a buddy-cop show. Lots of bickering but somehow, by the end of each episode, you'd manage to put aside your differences and foil the villain du jour. I'm thinking "Ace and the Fat Man," something like that.

Good Lord, Ace. That's the kind of giant stone head that people keep bumping into in Central American jungles. I don't like the idea of those things coming to life. You've upset me on an otherwise fine morning.

"Ace and the Fat Worthless Self-Delusional Liberal" would be more accurate.

Everytime I see that photo, I only have one thought:

"Hey, Hey, Hey...It's Fat Albert!"

Like Hypocrisy to..... well, to anything.

Is it just my browser, or do NONE of the graphics on Malkin's site work? It's been that way for weeks.

Yes, I think she has too little bandwidth for her traffic.

I think we should collectively send her $3-400,000 in order to upgrade her bandwidth.

Wow, he's SO clever! It is so very hard to go through a video clip and find still frames that look bad. He should get an award. Maybe two. One for being so smart and and extra one for being so sure of himself that he's confident in making fun of a hottie like Malkin whilst exceeding manufacturer suggested limits on hydraulic pressure for his desk chair.

Beer muscles? Is that what's supporting the fleshy pudding where his face should be?

You know the more i look at him the more I think he is a cross of Booger(revenge of the nerds) and Re-Run. Would love to see him do that Re-Run dance. Maybe Allah would bless us with a Willis/Rerun Photoshop pictorial.

Let's not insult the late Fred Berry by comparing him with this insignificant little (HA!) turd.

Uh oh! Turds are brown, ergo... racism!!!

My bad.

Managed to view Michelle's Blog. Wow. Matthews is what's the word? Oh, yeah, an asshole.

Amazing how the Left's response anytime they can't refute a point is to resort to personal attacks. Someone should right a book about that. They could call it... oh... something like Libel or Defamation or something like that.....

I don't know if he can object to the "brown" reference, since he called Malkin "Michelle 'If it's brown, get down' Malkin."

It's not even funny.

If you're going to go to the racial-humor well, shouldn't you make sure you get a big buckefull of laughs to justify your trip?

The picture of Oliver calls to mind a particularly wonderful line from Futurama: "Jamaican?! I thought he was some kind of outer space potato-man."

Congradulations Ace! It's VERY rare for anyone to get a picture of Rupal not in drag. You've got real paparazzi potential.

I'm sorry but if Kool-aid is going to be slinging racial slurs, shouldn't he call Michelle "yellow"? I mean if you're going to be a racist jack-ass doesn't it behoove you to get the slur right?
I think I'll ask him

Brian B -

The word you are looking for is douchebag. We have established this already, so don't start ad-libbing.

Matthews is absolutely the worst. I think, though, that O.W. represents a sizable fraction of Matthews' audience.

blaster,

I stand corrected. Yeah, douchebag works better. It has panache.

I think, though, that O.W. represents a sizable fraction of Matthews' audience.

OW's a sizeable fraction of ANY audience.

Heh.

You and O-Dub would be great together in a buddy-cop show. Lots of bickering but somehow, by the end of each episode, you'd manage to put aside your differences and foil the villain du jour. I'm thinking "Ace and the Fat Man," something like that.

I mentioned this in the update.

Oliver Willis:

"Kool-aid" is racist
Racist terms should not be used
(ignore my t-shirt)

How 'bout Crockett and Tubbs?

Is it just the camera angle, or are his cheeks actually that much bigger than his brainbox?

"That's the kind of giant stone head that people keep bumping into in Central American jungles."

ccwbass,

No, it's precisely the giant shit head that people keep bumping into on the web.

Cordially...

Cowtipper said: "You know the more i look at him..."

Woah woah woah, you looked at him more than once?! I immediately smashed the scroll button when I saw that monstrous head.

I can't possibly fathom the terror a woman would feel by having that fat slob on top of her. Makes me thank God [and Allah] that I wasn't born a woman. Speaking of women, I'm betting Oliver's sexual fantasy HAS GOT to do something with combining food and women, like having her dipped in Mayonnaise and Soy sauce or something. Actually -- after seeing Oliver -- the food itself is probably his fantasy.

Food.

Feed me.

I'm hungry.

Give me food.

Oliver,

You forgot to say, "Seymour!"

Waaaaaiiiitaminnit.... I just realized who OW looks like in that picture... GRIMACE!

I really should start checking here first before I write anything about Oliver.

I've never read Willis, but that was one outstanding insult post, Ace. The "watery borders" phrase was tops.

"would be great together in a buddy-cop show."

He already has Hollywood experience. Wasn't he the asteroid in Armageddon?

Breathtaking, really.

First, Ms. Malkin isn't an 8.5, she's even more attractive than that, because she could kick your ass in a serious argument at least 55% of the time. (generic "you", by the way). Serious talent.

Second, the gape-apes at ODub's site who think Matthews kicked her ass might ought to re-view the clip. He came off as a raging, unserious loon, and a lout, to boot. She was gang-tackled on his show, and acquitted herself quite admirably. His lame-brained efforts to put words in her mouth or to paint her as a representative of the Bush campaign were bush league, and he has further marginalized himself among those with IQs above 70.

and he has further marginalized himself among those with IQs above 70.

Which means his regular viewers are still on his side.