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August 18, 2004
Our Corporate AntiChrist WarMaster (TM) Gains in Red & Battleground StatesHe's still down 2 in the battleground states (among registered voters, a rather indiscriminate category which might even include Ms. Kathleen Anderton, aka "The Author Formerly Known as Legally Competent"), but the trend is positive. George W. Bush, Beloved of Mighty Cthulhu, might just find that the "stars are right" for waking The Tentacled One from his aeons-long deathsleep. If Bush does win, please, everyone do me a favor and volunteer to have Cthulhu eat your brains before mine. I want at least three seconds to gloat about it. And then, of course, I too will gladly sacrifice myself to satisfy the all-consuming hunger of He Who Sleeps In Dream-Haunted Ry'leh. A deal is, as they say, a deal. posted by Ace at 01:13 AM
CommentsSo, what fevered dreams brought THAT on? Posted by: cthulhu on August 18, 2004 03:32 AM
It is death to speak of the Unnameable One, Ace! If Bush manages to pull it out, I promise to head to the Mountains of Madness in Anarctica. We can charter a Swift Boat to get us there! Posted by: Jeff B. on August 18, 2004 08:43 AM
Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Cthulhu! Ahh, what a load of bunk. See, nothing happ... Posted by: Nick on August 18, 2004 09:38 AM
"It is death to speak of the Unnameable One, Ace!" No, you just can't say "HASTUR." ...oops. Posted by: Yog-Sothoth on August 18, 2004 10:23 AM
Cthulu mythos and politics - two great tastes, that taste great together. Posted by: charles dexter ward on August 18, 2004 10:40 AM
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn! Four more eons! Four more eons! Pretty catchy cheer, isn't it? Posted by: Wilbur Whately on August 18, 2004 11:39 AM
> George W. Bush, Beloved of Mighty Cthulhu... Posted by: rich on August 18, 2004 12:29 PM
On a more serious note, Newsweek projections show Bush slipping recently. In the August 9th edition, they projected Bush ahead in electoral votes 211 to 207, with 120 swing votes. The August 23rd edition has Bush down 181 to 233, with 124 swing votes. Among swing states, they have Kerry ahead in FL, OH, WI, IW, MN, NH, & WV. This is based on a mix of polls, some of which are based on all registered voters, but it is still the wrong trend. Posted by: Terry Notus on August 18, 2004 03:10 PM
So, what fevered dreams brought THAT on? Ms. Kathleen Anderton awakened dark dreams within my racial memory. Memories of cyclopean cities of strange geometries. Terry, I discount Newsweek polls, personally. Posted by: ace on August 18, 2004 04:39 PM
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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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