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If You're Such a Genius, How Come You Posted Your Whoring on a Public Blog?Jessica "Washintonienne" Cutler says she's a genius. (Make sure to read the end of the update.) I'll give her one thing: She's managed to turn a few instances of being sodomized by strangers into a pile of money. If I could manage that trick, my brief stint smuggling heroinin Turkey might have have all been worth it. posted by Ace at 06:51 PM
CommentsApparently we are using words like "smart" and "genius" a little loosely around here? Posted by: Sobek on August 16, 2004 07:16 PM
YEAH! Loose like... oh, wait, are we trying to keep this family friendly? Forget it... my brief stint smuggling heroinin TurkeyDon't tell Johnny, hell hath no fury like a bologna sandwich scorned.... or something. Posted by: fat kid on August 16, 2004 07:59 PM
As I didn't actually want to read any of this shit about this chick, I took your advice and scrolled to the end. I was skimming the text and the words, "big as a fist" jumped out at me. I immediately thought, "This slut is into 'fisting'? Well, no suprise here, I guess." Then I saw that the words actually pertained to something else: earrings. Posted by: kelly on August 16, 2004 08:05 PM
Kelly, Earrings big as a fist, huh? Well, I suppose she needed somewhere to rest her ankles. Posted by: Brian B on August 16, 2004 08:26 PM
Who is Jessica Cutler? Posted by: RS on August 17, 2004 09:33 AM
Brian B Touche! Posted by: kelly on August 17, 2004 10:00 AM
One of my favorite bits is how she listed graduating college on her resume, but she's all like, I wasn't lying about it, I thought I graduated. I mean, I went for like 4 years! Puh-lease. You know whether you graduate college or not. And even if, as she suggests, the diploma was withheld because of an unpaid parking ticket, that isn't the same as not graduating. She's full of (loose) shit. Posted by: blaster on August 17, 2004 11:23 AM
Blaster, I suspect it would be loosened, after what she's been up to. Posted by: Sobek on August 17, 2004 11:32 AM
Nice to have you back in fighting trim, Ace. Posted by: hobgoblin on August 17, 2004 02:02 PM
Is it just me, or do her eyes look set a little too close together, like maybe somewhere back up the family tree, a couple of the branches, oh, maybe intertwined, so to speak? Posted by: Brian B on August 17, 2004 02:27 PM
You know, I think I could take a lot of rump riding if it meant that I'd make a ton of money. I mean, who needs self-respect or dignity or fecal continence? Posted by: Da Goddess on August 17, 2004 04:50 PM
Are we implying that "rump riding" and "self-respect" are somehow contrary? Don't let my wife know! Posted by: John on January 2, 2005 08:45 PM
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