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The Secret Martyrdom of Margaret ChoAnd I thought it was enough that Margaret Cho was just unfunny and fat. No, it turns out she's also self-important, ungracious, bitchy and borderline delusional as well. This is "dated intelligence," as they say, but it turns out that the delightful she-cow lowered herself to perform for a corporate crowd and was, as you're probably guessing, "unconstitutionally censored" after ten minutes of her awful act. I am not exaggerating much when I say that this narcissist describes this rather pedestrian affair in terms of emotional violation more suited for a woman describing a rape to a therapist. Perspective-- that's what our comics give us. We have to understand that Ms. Cho's problems -- being paid a big pile of cash and being ferried around by limo in order to perform for people she loathes -- are the real problems facing this country, while unemployment, terrorism, and cancer are mere distractions. Put aside the niggling problems you have in your own life in order to say a little prayer for Ms. Cho. How this courageous woman soldiers on in the face of so much adversity is beyond me. posted by Ace at 06:05 PM
CommentsConfucious say: In her case, pussy most DEFINITELY not to speak. Posted by: ccwbass on August 6, 2004 06:27 PM
I feel much more stupidester just for reeding her wurds. Posted by: Brian B on August 6, 2004 06:38 PM
Because social justice means supporting fascists in Serbia and Iraq and the distraught feelings of ketchup heiresses and Hollywood celebrities. The mind boggles. Posted by: Ghost of a flea on August 6, 2004 07:24 PM
Sorry, that should have been Me feel much more stupidester. Posted by: Brian B on August 6, 2004 07:28 PM
OK, maybe I'm just one of those hopelessly out-of-touch old farts, but MaCho is a lesbian, correct? And she's also married to a man? Did I miss something? Posted by: zetetic on August 6, 2004 10:39 PM
See, this is why I quit working for big companies and got my own business. Some friggin idiot actually thought hiring her was a good idea. Posted by: lauraw on August 7, 2004 09:44 AM
I had the pleasure of seeing La Cho in person, where the healthy princess was bursting out of a nipple-pink bubble dress with matching Cinderalla tiara & vintage 2003 light-up Nike lounging shoes. She did a lonnnnnng, hilarious riff on wiping her ass, & the various viscosities encountered. We all laughed & laughed. Posted by: jeff on August 7, 2004 01:46 PM
zetetic: I thought the same thing, but thank god there was this to set me straight (no pun intended): Throughout her career, Ms. Cho has been a staunch supporter of equal rights for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT)Americans, has contributed her time and talent to dozens of LGBT fundraising events, and is much loved by our community. We were proud to recently give her a Task Force Leadership Award. Ms. Cho has said, 'I'm more than bi(sexual).' She is, indeed, one of us. No not sure if the the decision to go "bi(sexual" was market driven or not, or is in any way tied to her weight fluctuations. Posted by: Paul B. on August 7, 2004 02:31 PM
Fluctuations? Uhhmmm. Hmm. Posted by: lauraw on August 8, 2004 03:38 PM
Ms. Cho has said, 'I'm more than bi(sexual).' She is, indeed, one of us. So she's equal opportunity scary. Posted by: Brian B on August 9, 2004 12:51 PM
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