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August 06, 2004
Another "Suspiciously Timed" Intelligence CoupA mole who has infiltrated into conservative circles, codenamed "AS," is prominently mentioned. We must figure out who on earth this could possibly be. I think it must be Allah Pundit. I've never really been convinced that Allah was as anti-Muslim-terrorist as he's pretended to be. posted by Ace at 03:09 PM
CommentsI question the timing of your accusation. Posted by: Allah on August 6, 2004 03:11 PM
I question your motive in questioning Ace's timing, Allah..... Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on August 6, 2004 03:14 PM
Who is the mole?????? (thanks for link!) Posted by: RS on August 6, 2004 03:16 PM
How typical of Sen. Phil, that he would say such a thing on Andy Warhol's birthday. Very convenient timing. Posted by: The Commissar on August 6, 2004 03:17 PM
Does anyone have the time???? Posted by: Cowtipper on August 6, 2004 03:22 PM
Questioning my motive within three minutes of my questioning Ace's timing, Senator Phil? What convenient timing. Posted by: Allah on August 6, 2004 03:22 PM
Is there a bell for timing? Because if there is, then I think this thread could use more of it. Posted by: RS on August 6, 2004 03:31 PM
For those intelligent enough to read my blog, you would have noticed that I predicted the timing of this event [from listening to Pakistani "chatter"] to occur during the first ten days of August. Posted by: Joshua Micah Goldfarb Marshall on August 6, 2004 03:59 PM
AS is .obviously. ... Ace/Spades. Note the careful timing of the pre-emptive attack to deflect suspicion away, before being outed. Posted by: cadrys on August 6, 2004 04:03 PM
Damnit. Posted by: ace on August 6, 2004 04:04 PM
Um ... "AS?" Oliver Wilis? "Arby's Sammich?" Posted by: Bill from INDC on August 6, 2004 04:27 PM
I question the timing of time. Posted by: Brian B on August 6, 2004 04:45 PM
Rick James assumed room temperature in protest of the suspiscious timing of the suspicious timing accusations. Posted by: Joe R. on August 6, 2004 05:56 PM
My informants tell me it's Zionist hooligan Adam Sandler. Or possibly Alicia Silverstone. Posted by: jeff on August 8, 2004 10:14 AM
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Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
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