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August 06, 2004
Another "Suspiciously Timed" Intelligence CoupA mole who has infiltrated into conservative circles, codenamed "AS," is prominently mentioned. We must figure out who on earth this could possibly be. I think it must be Allah Pundit. I've never really been convinced that Allah was as anti-Muslim-terrorist as he's pretended to be. posted by Ace at 03:09 PM
CommentsI question the timing of your accusation. Posted by: Allah on August 6, 2004 03:11 PM
I question your motive in questioning Ace's timing, Allah..... Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on August 6, 2004 03:14 PM
Who is the mole?????? (thanks for link!) Posted by: RS on August 6, 2004 03:16 PM
How typical of Sen. Phil, that he would say such a thing on Andy Warhol's birthday. Very convenient timing. Posted by: The Commissar on August 6, 2004 03:17 PM
Does anyone have the time???? Posted by: Cowtipper on August 6, 2004 03:22 PM
Questioning my motive within three minutes of my questioning Ace's timing, Senator Phil? What convenient timing. Posted by: Allah on August 6, 2004 03:22 PM
Is there a bell for timing? Because if there is, then I think this thread could use more of it. Posted by: RS on August 6, 2004 03:31 PM
For those intelligent enough to read my blog, you would have noticed that I predicted the timing of this event [from listening to Pakistani "chatter"] to occur during the first ten days of August. Posted by: Joshua Micah Goldfarb Marshall on August 6, 2004 03:59 PM
AS is .obviously. ... Ace/Spades. Note the careful timing of the pre-emptive attack to deflect suspicion away, before being outed. Posted by: cadrys on August 6, 2004 04:03 PM
Damnit. Posted by: ace on August 6, 2004 04:04 PM
Um ... "AS?" Oliver Wilis? "Arby's Sammich?" Posted by: Bill from INDC on August 6, 2004 04:27 PM
I question the timing of time. Posted by: Brian B on August 6, 2004 04:45 PM
Rick James assumed room temperature in protest of the suspiscious timing of the suspicious timing accusations. Posted by: Joe R. on August 6, 2004 05:56 PM
My informants tell me it's Zionist hooligan Adam Sandler. Or possibly Alicia Silverstone. Posted by: jeff on August 8, 2004 10:14 AM
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