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The "Suspicious Timing" of Sullivan's "Increased Bandwidth Costs"American Digest points out that Sullivan's "bandwidth costs" have skyrocketed at just about the same time he can begin expecting a new, friendly audience of Kerry Democrats who probably haven't donated to him yet. Thanks to CCWBass/Way Off Bass. In related news, I'm reluctantly coming to the conclusion that George Soros is really a heck of a guy, extraodinarily generous in supporting causes he believes in. I'm reluctantly beginning to agree that we should have legal, government-subsidized pot and on-demand euthanizations. And whatever else he believes in, actually. He's also a strikingly-handsome man, the sort of man that women want to be with, and that men want to be. Or even be with, too. I can be had, George. You name it, buddy, you got it. Nothing's off the table. Nothing. You know what I mean there, Sexy? All access, Stud. Sweet Victory: One reader tells me that his donation to me was one that previously would have gone to Sully. He calls it a "redirected" donation. Redirect away! Now, should my Ducati be black or red? Black is cool, but it's very common. Red is a little "Hey, look at me!," but then, it is an ultra-high-end racing bike, and I intend to ride it without wearing pants. Hmmmm... posted by Ace at 04:25 PM
CommentsI don't think you can expect more than 32,000,000 from Soros. Sorry. Posted by: rdbrewer on July 26, 2004 04:26 PM
Hey Now! We all know that a site is only as good as it's most prolific commentors. As a self proclaimed member of this group, I want a cut of the Soros action! Otherwise, I'm following through on my threat to open up an "Aces and Eights" website devoted to the exclusive commentary of Johnny Coldcuts. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on July 26, 2004 04:50 PM
Yeah, cut me in on a piece of that. Heh, I just said "piece." Posted by: Aaron on July 26, 2004 05:01 PM
I got a pack of pfunks... Don't mean to offend, but Johnny cold cuts is up to 3 packs of Reds... Ace, you're laggin... Posted by: fat kid on July 26, 2004 05:20 PM
The Senator wants a cut of the "...Soros action!" My, who would have guessed the Senator was such a metrosexual? I suppose we all have our price. Speaking of price, did Ace recently become unemployed? He is hitting the PayPal angle like Courtney Love speedialing her connnection. What's up? Posted by: on July 26, 2004 05:32 PM
Duc's are for wannabe's - for the price of a 749 you could get two R6's (what I ride), and either one of 'em will whoop the pants off the duc. Then again, if you're *into*: valve adjusts every, oh, 3,000 miles, dry clutch rattle, numb hands (twins = bah) paying your mechanic waaaaaay too much money for bitch slapping you, expensive replacement parts etc etc, the duc just might be for you. As much as I hate to say it, I'd go with the gixxer 1k or the new R1. Something about 100 mph throttle wheelies makes me feel tight in the pants. Posted by: fat kid on July 26, 2004 07:49 PM
A black Ducati sportbike? I thought all their sportbikes came in any color you wanted, as long as it is red? Posted by: James T on July 26, 2004 09:36 PM
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