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July 22, 2004
The Ace of Spades HQ Guide for Quickly Determining If a Scandal Hurts Liberals or ConservativesHeadline: A Politician Does a Very Bad Thing; America Outraged Oooh, stay away from this one. This is going to be nothing but bad news. On the other hand: Headline: Partisan Hatchet-Men and Smear-Merchants Leak Very Sensitive Information About Something You Shouldn't Worry About; A Nation Fumes at the "Timing" of Release READ THAT ARTICLE, BABY! Once you get through the tendentious "what sort of a world is it when law enforcement officers and prosecutors leak information about the crimes they're working on to the press, of all people" narrative of the first thirty paragraphs, you can be guaranteed of something juicy, although vaguely worded, in the final paragraphs 31 and 32. Gee, how is it I know so much about the Plame investigation? I have read, for example, that the prosecutors had determined that the person who leaked to Bob Novak probably worked in the office of the Vice President; I've heard the name "Scooter Libby" leaked more times than I care to count. And yet I've never read one headline questioning the "timing" of such leaks, nor tut-tutting the fact that such information was leaked at all. No, in that case, the story is the leak itself. But it's a little bit different when there's a scandal that harms liberals, isn't it? Suddenly, the only story is how this terrible story came into the notice of the press, and how terrible it was someone fed this to a reporter. (Which is sort of a strange position for a reporter to take, it seems. Sort of like bear getting extremely pissed off about how all these goddamned salmon got stocked in this river.) RatherBiased, a site I've got to add to my sidebar, tips me to this subtle Dan Rather intro to the main Berger story on last night's news: Sandy Berger, who was National Security Adviser under President Notice that this intro -- this verbal headline, if you will -- contains absolutely no reference to the actual crimes committed by Berger. The only crime hinted at is the crime of Conspiracy of Republicans (Allegedly) Talking to Reporters. In the First Fucking Degree, baby. Sandy Berger was forced to step down as an advisor to Kerry... because of a "carefully orchestrated leak." A leak about what? Never mind that. Didn't you hear? Someone might have leaked to the press, and get this, they might have had personal or even political motives for doing so. Outrageous! RatherBiased has searched for Rather's previous uses of the phrase "carefully orchestrated leak." What do you think he found? Since 1990, Rather's used the phrase 4 times. All four times he used it in reference to a scandal that hurt Democratic politicians. One example: Vice President Gore is also on the spot tonight over a new, carefully He's got three more. The boy's gots the mad Lexis/Nexus skillz. And Rather seems to be guessing rather than reporting, anyway. Lawrence O'Donnell says that the leak actually came entirely from Sandy Berger and Lanny Davis. He says that everything we've read so far can be attributed directly to them. Davis caught wind of the investigation, his theory goes, and Davis demanded that Berger out himself now -- and not in October, which O'Donnell stressed was the "timing" Bush would prefer -- and then step aside. He also cited Lanny Davis' own book, which says something to the effect that the only thing you control in a scandal is the timing of the disclosure. But even if this was leaked by Republicans-- so fucking what? Are we not allowed to leak? Why is it that there are thousands of leaks about Abu Ghraib, the 9-11 commission, Niger-uranium claims of Joe Wilson, the Plame investigation etc., and in these cases, the motives or political leanings of the persons leaking the information is never so much as mentioned, never mind being made the headline bullet-point Main Thesis of the story? The press only gets scoops via leaks. If it's pubically announced, it's not a scoop. Leaks happen hundreds of times a day in Washington DC alone. And yet, despite the press' reliance on deliberate, politically-motivated or personal-agenda-type leaks for the product they produce, they suddenly damn the practice. But only when the scandal hurts a liberal politician. Let's be adults here. I have no doubt that the Bush Administration has an interest in promoting this story. Leaking it. Although I agree with Lawrence O'Donnell-- I think Bush should have waited until October. And, if he had his druthers, he would have waited until October. But let's assume that Bush chose this timing, and he chose this timing to hurt Kerry. Precisely what timing should he have chosen? Timing that would have done as little damage to Kerry as possible? Are you serious? Why, on earth, would he want to "time" a leak so as to help his political opponent? Is that the standard now required of Republicans, and Republicans only? Let's talk about the timing that Kerry would have preferred-- he'd have preferred the timing of the leak to be sometime after, oh, November 3rd or so. Is that timing to be preferred to the actual timing? If so, why? When did the media suddenly become an institution committed to the suppression of important information until after election day has passed? Oh, right. It becomes such an institution when a scandal is about to sting its preferred candidate in the ass. posted by Ace at 05:02 AM
CommentsThe timing of the leak is PERFECT for the Democrats... People will be talking about the 9-11 Commission report for the next few days (including the Sunday talk shows) and then we get into the fawning coverage of the Democratic Convention. John Kerry gets the Sandy Burger questions now and then can move on to easier questions during the convention. A Republican leak would be best on the last days of the convention, killing any convention "bounce"... come to think about, it's probably why Lanny Davis leaked this now, for fear the Republicans WOULD try to leak this during the convention. Posted by: JFH on July 22, 2004 09:00 AM
"The press only gets scoops via leaks. If it's pubically announced, it's not a scoop." Yeah, if Chatterbox says it, you can safely ignore it. Posted by: Doug on July 22, 2004 09:22 AM
Let's see if I've got this straight. The lying Republican attack machine sat on this valuable distraction all the while the 9/11 hearings were the big political story. They sat on this valuable distraction all the while Abu Ghraib was the big political story. All so they could leak it and divert everyone's attention once the big political story became... the exposure of Joe Wilson as a mendacious hack! Is that Karl Rove an evil mastermind or what? Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on July 22, 2004 09:48 AM
On MSNBC last night, Scarborough played the Rather clip. I almost hurled. And Rather started the broadcast out with bad Iraq news rather than Berger. I never watch network news. I didn't realize that they were even worse than print media. It is simply shocking. It's like Josh Marshall is writing the broadcast. Posted by: Mark on July 22, 2004 01:17 PM
I HEARD THAT FAT ASS, TED KENNEDY ONCE SAY IN PART TO A QUESTION ABOUT BUSH'S; "LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND" PLAN, HE RESPONDED TO A PEPORTER ON C-SPAN..."ERRA..ERRA THAT'S LIKE THROWING...ERRA EIGHT FEET OF ROPE TO SOMEONE DRAWNING IN TEN FEET OF...ERRA WATER...OOPS! - I SEARCHED THE NEXT THREE DAYS FOR THAT CLIP, MAYBE IT DIDN'T PUT THE DUMB ASS IN A POSITIVE LIGHT, YOUR PREACHING TO THE CHOIR BROTHER. Posted by: FAST EDDIE on December 23, 2004 11:44 PM
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HERES THE DEAL FOR BOTH DEMS, AND REPUBLICAN VOTERS. WHERE BEING RACKED AND CRACKED LIKE POOL BALLS BY YOUNG ARABS THAT PLAY TECHNOLOGY LIKE THE BOY IN DELIVERANCE PLAYED THE BANJO, WHILE OUR DINOSORS IN CONGRESS COULDN'T TELLYOU THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A BLACKBERRY AND A DINGLEBERRY. VOTE OUT ALL INCUMBIANTS, THEY FAILED US, THEN DEMAND TERM LIMITS. NO ONE WANTS TO INVEST TIME AND MONEY IN A TERM LIMITED PUBLIC SERVENT. THEY FAILD US! CATCH A FRICKEN CLUE PEOPLE, THEY FAILD US. HEY1 TO PROTECT US FROM ENEMYS, FORIN AND DOMESTIC, NOT FROM, “IN GOD WE TRUST” OR THE BOY SCOUTS FOR CHRIST SAKE.. PULL YOUR COLLECTIVE HEADS OUT YOUR ASSES, AND "GET’ER DONE." Posted by: FAST EDDIE on April 10, 2005 10:55 PM
“Watch your knees! Watch your knees, they’re going for the knees.” This is what a frantic offensive lineman was screaming to his fellow semi-pro football players late in the forth quarter. The team was 12-0, and winning there last game 24-0 with minutes left in the game; before moving on to the championship. Instead of the other team loosing graciously, they decided they would rather cripple the winning players and keep them from advancing their winning program by destroying their carriers. I couldn’t help but to recall this scene and see it as analogous to what’s going on to day in congress between the democrats and republicans, but particularly, Tom Delay. Republicans 24, Democrats 0, “Watch your knees, there going for the knees!” These Pricks will do anything to get back in the game (Power.) Posted by: FAST EDDIE on April 14, 2005 11:57 PM
continuing to defend the actions of this creepy, lying crooked administration makes anyone doing so look like a blind patriot, and blind patriotism is no patriotism at all .. if rove is the leak then he outed a friggind cia agent ...any thinking republican should be telling the president to fire him immediately, and instruct gonzalez to prosecute the case vigorously ...but no, some will defend defend and defend, regardless of the fact that he put an american cia agents life in danger ... blind patriotism breeds facism ..but i guess fascism is ok if the fascists are on your side? Posted by: bigal on July 3, 2005 09:07 AM
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