Saturday Night Club ONT - July 25, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. We built this place for you so you can have some fun. Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Jerks need not enter the premises (the moose out front is keeping track and is rumored to be in a feisty mood tonight).

[Top photo: Seacrets - on the bay in Ocean City, MD]

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.

The officer asks Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"

The confused officer says, "You were going 200 miles an hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. "A cat," Schrödinger replies.

The officer opens the trunk and yells, "Hey! This cat is dead." Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well, he is now!"

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What do you call a robot's one night stand?

Screws, nuts, and bolts.

Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 7 of diamonds from our deck of playing card cocktails

Club ONT Department of Decisions

Club ONT Department of Potato Weaponry

You had me at "belt fed potato canon":

Appreciate the clever humor incorporated in telling the story (for example, welding is an "adult hot glue gun"). There is a commercial during the video, but at least you'll know that commercial support is going to a good cause.

Club ONT Department of viral videos

Many of you have probably seen this clip many times this week. This is for those who haven't

For some reason, the clip is all over X. She's cute and looks like she's having a good time. Her "upper assets" bounce. She looks fun. OK - good reasons!

Club ONT Department of interesting golf rules

Club ONT Jukebox

Gimme some sugar!

Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Cash will ALWAYS be accepted at Club ONT. No stripping required. Restroom tokens are once again required. Strip all you want once you close that stall door!

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