WHERE IS JOHNNY COLDCUTS???!!!!! (lol)

Totally OT bit of news....

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - A militant group said Wednesday it had taken two Kenyans, three Indians and an Egyptian hostage and would behead them if their countries did not announce their readiness to withdraw their troops from Iraq immediately.

1. Thanks, Philippines.
2. WTF. Can't we start putting little transmitters on these people who go to work in Iraq?? Is that so hard to do?

LoJack. That's what we need.

Those GPS locators really work, too. My wife had one implanted in my ass and do you know they can get you a readout that not only tracks you but tells the name of the motel and everything?

only problem is, if the terrorists find out about the transmitters, they would probably cut it out of the hostage without anesthetic.

Difficult to do surgery when the Marines are knocking on the door.

Two things:

First, none of those 3 nations have troops in Iraq. Nice work there terrorists.

Second, I love the phrase, "Embargo on the obvious," and will be stealing it at some point.

Haa ha haaaaaaaaaaa

Nice catch Beck! Classic.

Well, according to Laura's original post the terrorists are demanding that Kenya, India and Egypt announce their readiness to withdraw their troops immediately. Kind of a pre-emptive hostage taking to prevent new troops from replacing the Phillipine and Spanish troops.

No really, they're idiots as well as psychotics.

DavePasquino, that reminds me of the scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian where the anti-Roman terrorists are arguing over whether they should demand a man's symbolic right to have babies.

"It's symbolic of his struggle against reality."

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