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July 21, 2004
Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Day To Give Up Sniffing GlueAnd the minstrels rejoiced. The Democrats are past-masters are spinning scandals. They know that they must have successive fall-back positions waiting for when their current defenses fail. Thus, during Lewinskygate, we went rather smoothly from "Monica is a lying stalker/It never happened" to "Monica is an abused victim of prosecutorial miscoduct/it doesn't matter if it happened or not" in the time of a week. Not one Democratic spinmeister so much as blinked or flinched when abruptly switching the Defense of the Day. The current Berger defense is "it was all an accident." This is hard to believe, since it happened repeatedly, and Berger put codeword-classified documents into places one normally doesn't "accidentally" deposit printed material. The only time I can remember ever having documents stuffed into my shorts or my socks was when I was sneaking porn past my mom. I don't think I'd've had the chutzpah to tell Mother that I was "inadvertantly" toting a copy of Gent in my jockstrap. Now, she's no FBI investigator, but I think Mom could have seen through that carefully-crafted cover story. The next Sandy Berger defense can be seen taking shape over at Josh Marshall's site. He doesn't actually announce this defense yet; he doesn't dare to. He's just preparing you for it. He doesn't want to make this defense until it's necessary, but one can already see him setting up the sandbags and machine-guns at the next bastion. The next defense will be: Berger was required to (fudge alert!) gently contort the law in order to secure an adequate defense against the lies and highly-partisan leaks of the Bush Administration. He needed the documents to rebut the highly-selective leaking and declassification of information to advance the Bush agenda. In other words, in order to comply with Truth (capitalized deliberately), he had to, ahem, bend the Law, which in this case is an ass, because it works to damage Democrats. I can already smell this one a mile off. Trouble is, Josh Marshall has already declared himself quite the bear on the technical letter of national security law. I seem to recall him dismissing, rather conetmptuously, the notion that the law was unfairly protecting a political partisan appointed largely due to nepotism and therefore could and should be, err, gently contorted in order to make the necessary disclosure that Joe Wilson's partisan-hack paper-pusher of a wife got him a job for which he was simply not qualified. In that case, Marshall was quite firm: No claims of partisanship or unfairness could work to justify a violation of national security law. If you broke the law, you must be prosecuted and jailed, no matter what your subjective beliefs about whether your actions might be justified. In the coming weeks, however, we'll see Marshall suddenly become quite a bit more latitudinarian, as William F. Buckley Jr. might say, on this question. posted by Ace at 01:45 AM
Commentsthey actually will need two defenses (1) for the sneaking of the documents and (2) for the destruction of said documents (oh yeah, the "inadvertent destruction") I heard an interview on the radio tonight with a Foxnews personality who claimed that one of the destroyed documents detailed Clinton Administration dealings with some bad guys that eventually morphed into Al-Qaeda. Of course, Clinton could argue that he was going after a bigger Devil at the time by dealing with these folks...but why bother explaining when you can simply steal the documents and shred them? Posted by: sonofnixon on July 21, 2004 02:47 AM
I used to handle classified documents. Before they officially gave us our clearances (I had a DoD SECRET, nothing special) we had to sit in a room with the world's most obnoxious security rep and read through a big packet containing all the laws we could break by mishandling the information. Most common phrase: "or by death in time of war". Berger could be looking at about ten years in prison here. Posted by: SparcVark on July 21, 2004 09:32 AM
The real revolution in spin management occurred on the day when they realized they could simplify the whole goal-post-moving operation by tearing down the goal post entirely, and having its remains burried in a New Jersey swamp. Posted by: Beck on July 21, 2004 02:53 PM
I think I've heard this one before. Oh yeah, it was in my mispent youth when I worked in an audio store. "I wasn't trying to steal that Styx tape, man. I just accidently put it in my pants. I was gonna pay for it. Really. Oh, don't call the cops, man, I'm sorry. I'll pay for it...blah blah blah". Never worked. http://blogtreatment.blogspot.com/ Posted by: Man Mountain Molehill on July 21, 2004 03:48 PM
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