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July 11, 2004
Sunday News DumpParis woman & thirteen-month-old infant attacked by Muslim thugs. The attack was motivated by antisemitism. Swastikas were drawn all over the woman's body in pen. Turns out neither was Jewish. If the French don't mind a few anti-Jew attacks, perhaps they'll care a bit more when Muslim thugs begin attacking non-Jews in the mornoic mistaken belief that anyone not wearing a turban is a Jew. I think he just earned himself an interview in Michael Moore's next film-flam. Well. It's nice that we're finally credited with having some skills. I don't think we have to worry about Canada invading us anytime soon. They seem to be breeding a nation of sissies (albeit of the nastier variety) up north. I wish them well in their socially-engineered sissification project. Turns out Idema is nuts and that the Afghans he seized were innocent. Jeff Jacoby revisits the "16 words" non-scandal about Iraq's efforts to buy uranium from Africa. Four Marines died in a "vehicle accident" yesterday. The headline says they were "killed," which I think intentionally and misleadingly suggests they were killed by enemy action. It doesn't seem as if enemy action was involved (if it was, I don't see why the words "vehicle accident" are in the article), and so I think this is yet another case of the media intentionally misleading the public. Of course, it's a tragedy no matter how they died. And they served bravely whether they were felled by a vehicle accident or by an enemy rocket. My point is just that the media shouldn't deliberately attempt to portray their deaths as the direct result of terrorist attacks. Okay, this article is all about the Republican's efforts to draft Mike Ditka. I have no interest in this story, because I don't think that Ditka will give up his lucrative career and his non-partisan-beloved status just to pull the Illinois Republicans' fat out of the fire. I think the whole thing is just us kidding ourselves. Everything in this article is about the Republicans approaching Ditka. Never Ditka approaching the Republicans. On the other hand, Iron Mike hasn't issued a public "no." Nor, apparently, even a private no, if the absence of evidence can be taken as evidence of absence. What happens if Mike Ditka does in fact run, and the Democrats respond by forcing Obama out and bringing in their own ringer in the form of Michael Jordan? Now that would be a race worth watching. No tears from Ace on this one. Five young "Frenchmen" (no, ahem, other details supplied) lost eyes and arms when a bomb they were constructing from an Internet recipe detonated. I know many born-again Christians don't believe in evolution, but there's your proof of Darwinism in action right there. Case closed. posted by Ace at 03:35 PM
Comments"Darwinism in action:" One of my all-time favorite phrases, right up there with "defenestration." Posted by: Sailor Kenshin on July 11, 2004 05:56 PM
Technically it's not really Darwinism in action unless they die (or sustain critical wounds in the schvantz/nutsackal area.) Posted by: DTLV on July 11, 2004 07:52 PM
Losing eyes and arms doesn't help your chances of scoring. Posted by: ace on July 11, 2004 08:03 PM
So Canadians think they're superior. Huh. In other news, Canadians also think "Near Beer" is the best drink ever, and they masturbate to pictures of Rosanne Barr. They did give us Rush, but based on what I've heard from the band lately, that doesn't mean much anymore. Posted by: ccwbass on July 11, 2004 08:21 PM
I like "defenestration" as well although its not technically a phrase. Other fav's: "fey", "limn", and "mien". Make of it what you will. Anyway, having your own bomb recipe hot off the net blow up in your face has to be somewhat of an embarassment as well in the eyes of your fellow jihadis. Posted by: on July 11, 2004 09:39 PM
I love Jeff Jacoby's money quote at the end... "Worrying too much -- if that's what happened -- resulted in the toppling of one of the planet's most murderous tyrants. Worrying too little resulted in 9/11." This guy Rules! On another note, I was at my wife's 20th reunion this weekend durring the little Central Washington town's Community Days festival. There was a pretty substantial booth set up by the Democratic party right next to a card table for voter registration manned by the two Republican Senators from that district. The head nag from the Dem's booth came up and blasted the organizer of the festival while I was chatting with her. I swear it was like Michael Moore in drag; And not that flashy big city drag either. It was that tacky, fat redneck chick in a sweaty moo moo drag like you'd expect to see Michael Moore in if, you know, he went around in drag. Anyway, apparently the mob of people registering to vote (in a state where you don't commit to a party on your voter registration) was "Blocking" anyone from being able to get into the Democratic Pavillion and hear their excuse for why John Kerry would do a better job of implementing the same policies as the President if he were lucky enough to win in November. "Oh my God!" I remarked, "It's the crushing of dissent!" The bloviating She-Moore turned on me with with a look of utter revulsion (or the intent to devour me on the hoof), which was probably good because the organizer barely turned her head fast enough to miss spewing french fries all over her. I would have killed for a video of that! Now I can't wait for my own county fair to see if the Dems have the nerve to venture this far into Bush country! I'll have to figure out a way to vomit chilli-cheese fries all over their swag or something. Or maybe get my dog to hump the leg of whichever candidate they get to humiliate themselves for our amusement. Posted by: Dacotti on July 12, 2004 01:11 AM
Some "born again Christians" don't believe in evolution. But some do. Some, in fact, believe that both creation and evolution can exist side by side. Some are even silly enough to think God could create a world that can change with circumstances. Better to dismiss born again Christians altogether in a big pile though. Thank you, Ace, for putting in the "many." It at least indicates that you aren't piling all who call themselves Christians in the same labelled box. Posted by: Big Dan on July 12, 2004 08:06 AM
Ace - you forgot to mention how there are 20 Frenchy-passengers who witnessed the anti-semitic attack and neither attempted to intervene or even report the attackers to the police. Apparently all it takes for evil to triumph is sophisticated Europeans to sit back and do nothing. When they are actively helping, of course. Not quite sure where that line is. Posted by: Brock on July 12, 2004 09:29 AM
"But, Mohammed-Claude, to connect the wire positive and the wire negative to the detonator without first to make the checks-continuities, she is a thing dangerous, non?" "You make again the error bourgeois, Jean-Karim. These 'positive' and 'negative' of yours, what are they but an arbitrarily constructed system of signs? They show you the wires colored and tell you they must be kept apart to prevent the circuit short, and trust you never to ask who decrees that the black and the white, they must never be brought together, never ask who benefits from the electric power relation. Above all, never to do as I do now, and have the consciousness to connect black and white to the source of revolutionary ***BLAM*** Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on July 12, 2004 12:04 PM
Schvartz-Nutsackal disease is real, and you should not throw medical terms around so loosely. My mom is a Schvartz-Nutsackal sufferer and I am deeply offended by your comments. Posted by: lauraw on July 12, 2004 01:24 PM
Paris woman & thirteen-month-old infant attacked by Muslim thugs. The attack was motivated by antisemitism. Swastikas were drawn all over the woman's body in pen. Turns out neither was Jewish. If the French don't mind a few anti-Jew attacks, perhaps they'll care a bit more when Muslim thugs begin attacking non-Jews in the mornoic mistaken belief that anyone not wearing a turban is a Jew. You've been Punk'd!! http://sg.news.yahoo.com/040713/1/3logo.html Posted by: on July 13, 2004 09:28 PM
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