Johnny Coldcuts sounds like the reincarnation of Mr. Paul Anka.

Ace,

O/T but imprtant!!! More imprtant than correct spelng!!! Wankette won't run the gayness that is Kerry Edwards, even though it involves the two things she loves most in the world---homosexual innuendo and breathless Drudge headlines.

She lamely attempts to compare the pair to Tracy-Hepburn, but as I recall, at least one of them was a woman.

You gotta get on this, man.

Do we have a new recurring character?

He cuts lunchmeat like a fuckin' hammer!

The guys get Rye Bread. That's the fucking way it is!

Ace, that's the wierdest thing I've seen in weeks. Thank you.

Bad Mayonaise? BAD MAYO? There will be no bad mayo. That leads to too much loose shit going on.

Look at this. Just look. A comments section that's all schtick and no substance. Makes me sad.
Nobody cares about the Oil for Food scandal.

Worse, I'm gonna be the last poster on this thread. Thread killer, again. Its a cryin' fargin' shame.

I, for one, am thoroughly disgusted and SHOCKED, I say, SHOCKED, to discover that our "allies" in the UN played games with the investigation.

I plan on protesting by insisting that Johnny Coldcuts never reveal his college days where he "experimented" with a baguette.

I gotta save lauraw from a fate worse than death, don't I?

I keep hearing about this "Oil for Food". What kind of oil is it, exactly? Canola? Safflower? Peanut? Extra-virgin Olive? Why would using any of those oils to cook food be a scandal?

Sometimes I don't understand the news.

Thanks Nathan, I'm going to send you a copy of the 'Light, Sweet, Crude CookBook.' Its full of great recipes like Petrol Panbread and Extracted Solids Souffle.

Comes with a coupon for $5 off a barrel of primo Arabian.

You haven't had scrambled eggs til you throw away the butter and fry 'em up in a pan greased with thick black crude, baby!

Just to ramble a bit and cement myself as the THREAD KILLER, I knew a kid named Nathaniel when I was in kindergarten and he was a nice kid. We used to tease him and call him "Nate the Grape."

Yeah....I know, but we were in kindergarten, cut us some slack.

Just so you don't kill this waaaay off-topic thread, I'll contribute this tidbit that still amazes me to this day: when I was in kindergarten, somebody blurted out, "I've got earwax." And we all laughed. Loudly and endlessly. I'm *still* trying to figure out why that was funny.

Oh no you don't. I WILL kill this thread.

That kindergarten moment of yours- its funny, is why its funny. Granted, I laugh easily, but if some little kid blurted that bizarre non-sequitur today, I'd think anybody would burst out laughing.

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity of existence... and loathing seizes him.