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July 06, 2004

This Is Even Scarier than North Korea's Nukes

I've mentioned this before, but I'm not sure I've done so on this blog.

This just fascinates me. You want to know the definition of a tolalitarian and insane society? It's a society whose media reports straight-facedly that their Beloved Leader shot thirty-fucking-eight under par in his first time playing the game:

Pyongyang media say North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il enjoys golf, having shot multiple holes-in-one during his first try at the game. He reportedly aced five holes and finished 38 under par on the golf course. The "Great Leader" routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, the government-controlled media reported.

He routinely shoots three or four holes-in-one per round, and they say he "enjoys" the game?

Well who the heck wouldn't, shooting like that?

Smell's like tonight's Top Ten.

Thanks to Nick for sending me a fresh link to my continuing obsession.


posted by Ace at 04:27 PM
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Damn! I would have never thought there was anybody out there that cheats at golf worse than I do. Suddenly my standing rule of taking 1 mulligan per hole doesn't seem all that bad...thank you Leader!

Posted by: WindyCity on July 6, 2004 04:40 PM

Wow, that tears it. If we can't trust KJI to report his golf score honestly, how can we accept his word that he won't make any more nukes once South Korea and Japan pay him off for us? I think we should ask him to sign some sort of treaty.

Posted by: See-Dubya on July 6, 2004 05:23 PM

That's nothing. I once shot 38 under on the front nine alone......

Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on July 6, 2004 05:29 PM

The government controlled caddy verified the score for the government controlled golf pro in the government controlled pro shop.

The Great Leader's government controlled golf partners were visibly impressed with the government controlled score.

Jong Il used no government controlled mulligans in achieving the score. The government controlled government is preparing a proclamation of the government controlled event.

Posted by: Don Callaway on July 6, 2004 05:33 PM

Clinton famously used to shave a ridiculous number of shots off his score....but this gives new meaning to the term ridiculous

Posted by: sonofnixon on July 6, 2004 05:57 PM

I was close to beating that score, but got a bogey on the Windmill hole.

Then I got a double bogey where you have to hit the clown mouth, go down the tube and bounce off of the rocks next to the waterfall.

Posted by: cole on July 6, 2004 06:32 PM

winter rules.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 6, 2004 10:57 PM

Wouldn't that be nuclear winter rules?

Posted by: Joe Mama on July 7, 2004 09:52 AM

Perhaps he really did shoot a 38. I mean, he could have been playing miniature golf and none of his advisors had the heart to tell him it wasn't exactly the same as what Tiger Woods does.

Posted by: Beck on July 8, 2004 03:00 AM

ikdeuaoiz oioiwodb.

Posted by: Miles on December 29, 2004 05:26 PM
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