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June 18, 2004
Saddam to Bin Ladin: "I Like You, But I Don't Like Like You"This is a silly point, but I can't help thinking the media is playing the relationship between Saddam and bin Ladin as being one of "like" but not "like like." Every article I read says there was no relationship. No relationship between them, that is, except for the relationship between them, which is often grudgingly acknowledged in the article denying the existence of a relationship. Apparetly they had a relationship, in our 7th-grade media's eyes, but not a relationship relationship. Oh, sure, they had connections. But not connections connections. You know-- there's a difference. Did they see each other? Why yes, they "saw each other." But they weren't seeing each other seeing each other. Third base apparently doesn't count as hooking up in the jaded eyes of our media. Either you scored or you didn't hook up at all. We have connections stretching back a decade but the idiotic media is applying The Rules to the relatioship, and judging that there wasn't a relationship at all because Saddam never offered bin Ladin his pin. posted by Ace at 04:20 PM
CommentsThis reminds me of my daughter's "boyfriend". She's too young to have a biyfriend, so we call him her "Ummm Friend". As in "This is Greg; my ummmm... friend. Yeah, that's it"> That way my wife and I can sleep easily knowing that our daughter definitely does NOT have a boyfriend. Posted by: Dacotti on June 19, 2004 02:43 AM
see, that's saddam being nuanced, you just aren't catching it. "i actually voted for osama, before i voted against him" Posted by: francisthegreat on June 19, 2004 09:32 PM
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I never liked this song, but it is memorable. In a weak, annoying way. The kid's in shock up and down the block The folks are home playing beat the clock Down at the golden cup They set the young ones up Under the neon light Selling day for night It's alright Nobody rides for free (nobody, nobody) Nobody gets it like they want it to be (nobody, nobody) Nobody hands you any guarantee (nobody, nobody) Nobody
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