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Joe Mannix joins CBD for a discussion about Israel's strategic and operational goals in Gaza, the politics vs. the reality of Fed rate cuts, Trump's debate stumble, the execrable government GOTV efforts, and CA's stupidity reaches new lows!

This dude's smooth rap is a real panty-dropper
He's actually a YouTube comic, he's doing it as a joke. I didn't want to spoil it but I also don't want to mislead people.

As Twitchy says, Keith Olbermann can't stop bragging that he once had a girlfriend fifteen years ago
He got to touch her boobies and everything!
It gets worse: he's previously complained that his Hot Ex-Girlfriend from the Niagara Falls Area (you wouldn't know her) used to beat him up

In case you missed it: Michael Cohen's video pitch for a reality TV show starring his charismatic self, called "The Fixer"

Capitol Hill police have discovered a bag of cocaine in the Capitol Building.
A police source describes the coke bag as "larger than Don Henley's discreet on-stage coke snifter" but "smaller than Hunter Biden's weekender crack satchel."

Dr. Jill Biden, professor of poop

Re-posted: Sloppy Daniels lied and should be prosecuted for perjury and further defamation

Blame it on the Rain: Gavin Newsom blames his state's little tiny $45 billion budget deficit on... "rain bombs"
He didn't know there would be rain at the end of winter and into the spring. Officer, that tree jumped right in front of my car! (And I think Joe Biden shit my pants!)

Freedom Tunes: The Woke Guide to Gender

Biden's only ahead 2.3 points (in averaged polling) in... Minnesota

"Joe Biden" visited Megyn Kelly
"Those films showing me stumbling are all fake... I'll take my Talking Pills, and I'm feeling fine, and then they show these fake movies of me falling on the stairs. End paragraph. New paragraph."

RFK Jr Endorses Abortion Up Until Birth
Nothing equivocal either. [CBD]

CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss the Biden Junta abandoning Israel and becoming an actual enemy for political gain and plain old Jew hatred -- ugly chicks on campus -- can Israel win the media war it is losing badly -- the situation here at home and what it portends for the upcoming election -- RFK Jr. admits to having a worm eating his brain -- and more!

James Carville melts down, ranting that nothing is "working," people just don't care about the January 6th psyop

Content warning/for the lads: Ozzy Man reviews Brazillian TV
Thanks to Thomas Bender

How Many Divisions Does SCOTUS HAVE? "There are a couple of rather interesting cases going on that perfectly illustrate how thoroughly corrupt the justice system has become." My latest essay over at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton]

The Bulwark, not ten hours ago: Why Biden Won't Abandon Israel
You say you're all high-performing experts at political analysis, huh? You say you're paid huge sums by Democrat billionaires just because your insight is so acute, eh?
Their next article will argue that Biden is trying to be a great friend to Israel -- real friends tell their friends when they're doing wrong, right? Real friends cut you off drinking at a bar when you've had too many. And the best friends of all cut off your armament lifeline when you're in an existential fight with terrorists.

A superintendent of schools opened an investigation into schoolchildren when they clapped for her daughter's softball MVP award, but she felt they didn't clap hard enough
Remember, everybody, there would be no war if leftwing women controlled the world. Oh, they start fascist investigations into children if their egos are bruised, but totally, no wars or strife at all

Ten years ago Saturday Night Live was actually funny from time to time

Silly Elderly Woman "Lawrence" O'Donnell: "Donald Trump looked at me for half a second and I felt the blood surge to my nethers for the first time since the pilot of Emergency"

Recent Comments

"Perfessor" Squirrel: "Late to the party but that top image looks like so ..."

Prof. Michael "Hockey Stick" Mann : "And be sure to strap your hockey stick across your ..."

Alberta Oil Peon: "Come slide into the crease, you hockey fan, you! ..."

Miklos in best BBC football voice: "On to the Eastern conference finals Posted by: br ..."

JackStraw: "Eastern Conference Finals baby! ..."

browndog with ears up: "Was there not rampant pissing and moaning here at ..."

Pete Buttgig: "One more goal boys. Posted by: JackStraw ! ..."

Stacey Abrams, the once and future Governor of Georgia: "[i]Rangers That would be the ice-skating one wi ..."

[/i][/b]andycanuck (ZdexC)[/s][/u]: "That's that. Empty net. NOW you can cry kid. ..."

insurgens ad opus : "Oh, and they suspend them without pay for a year o ..."

Tank Abrams: "All five original "Planet of the Apes" movies were ..."

Yogi Bear: "Did you know that bread is pure sugar and that's t ..."

Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


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This dude's smooth rap is a real panty-dropper He's actually a YouTube comic, he's doing it as a joke. I didn't want to spoil it but I also don't want to mislead people. As Twitchy says, Keith Olbermann can't stop bragging that he once had a girlfriend fifteen years ago He got to touch her boobies and everything! It gets worse: he's previously complained that his Hot Ex-Girlfriend from the Niagara Falls Area (you wouldn't know her) used to beat him up In case you missed it: Michael Cohen's video pitch for a reality TV show starring his charismatic self, called "The Fixer" Capitol Hill police have discovered a bag of cocaine in the Capitol Building. A police source describes the coke bag as "larger than Don Henley's discreet on-stage coke snifter" but "smaller than Hunter Biden's weekender crack satchel." Dr. Jill Biden, professor of poop Re-posted: Sloppy Daniels lied and should be prosecuted for perjury and further defamation Blame it on the Rain: Gavin Newsom blames his state's little tiny $45 billion budget deficit on... "rain bombs" He didn't know there would be rain at the end of winter and into the spring. Officer, that tree jumped right in front of my car! (And I think Joe Biden shit my pants!) Freedom Tunes: The Woke Guide to Gender Biden's only ahead 2.3 points (in averaged polling) in... Minnesota "Joe Biden" visited Megyn Kelly "Those films showing me stumbling are all fake... I'll take my Talking Pills, and I'm feeling fine, and then they show these fake movies of me falling on the stairs. End paragraph. New paragraph." RFK Jr Endorses Abortion Up Until Birth Nothing equivocal either. [CBD] CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss the Biden Junta abandoning Israel and becoming an actual enemy for political gain and plain old Jew hatred -- ugly chicks on campus -- can Israel win the media war it is losing badly -- the situation here at home and what it portends for the upcoming election -- RFK Jr. admits to having a worm eating his brain -- and more! James Carville melts down, ranting that nothing is "working," people just don't care about the January 6th psyop Content warning/for the lads: Ozzy Man reviews Brazillian TV Thanks to Thomas Bender How Many Divisions Does SCOTUS HAVE? "There are a couple of rather interesting cases going on that perfectly illustrate how thoroughly corrupt the justice system has become." My latest essay over at Taki's Magazine. Please read and comment! [J.J. Sefton] The Bulwark, not ten hours ago: Why Biden Won't Abandon Israel You say you're all high-performing experts at political analysis, huh? You say you're paid huge sums by Democrat billionaires just because your insight is so acute, eh? Their next article will argue that Biden is trying to be a great friend to Israel -- real friends tell their friends when they're doing wrong, right? Real friends cut you off drinking at a bar when you've had too many. And the best friends of all cut off your armament lifeline when you're in an existential fight with terrorists. A superintendent of schools opened an investigation into schoolchildren when they clapped for her daughter's softball MVP award, but she felt they didn't clap hard enough Remember, everybody, there would be no war if leftwing women controlled the world. 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