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June 11, 2004
Update on Kurd-Shi'a SplitIraq's new president, seeking to calm tensions between his nation's Shi'ites and Kurds, pledged yesterday that promises of Kurdish autonomy in the country's interim constitution will be honored. "Iraq will be a free and democratic federal country. Federalism has been accepted by all Iraqis," Ghazi Mashal Ajil al-Yawer said during his first visit to Washington since being named to the largely ceremonial post last week. "The Kurdish demands are for federalism," he said at a press conference. "Federalism brings two pieces of a country and glues them together. This is what our brethren, the Kurds, want and we have to respect that. We're going to abide by" the interim constitution approved in March. Kurdish leaders threatened this week to pull out of the new Iraqi government if their hopes for autonomy are thwarted. But Mr. al-Yawer insisted that reports of strife within the government were "baseless." He insisted that reports of strife within the government were "baseless"? Baseless? One-third of the country threatens to secede and he calls that "baseless"? This is an obvious lie designed to hide serious problems within the government from the Iraqi people via deceptive media relations. And this comes just a week after they pandered to the illegal militias by promising them high-paying, cushy government jobs. You know, I think the Iraqis are getting the hang of this "democracy" thing after all. Now, we just need a high-level sex scandal. When that happens, you know: This Iraqi Project is going to work. posted by Ace at 03:53 AM
CommentsFrom the blog of Baghdadienne: May 29th: AC paid me $400 to bring my little brother in for a round of "camel style" loving. I was, like, so morally conflicted about pimping my straight little brother, but a girl has to buy "Sex and the City" DVD's. Right? June 1st: AC's been accused of spying for Iran! I'm bummed, because this means my little brother's butt is no longer a "cash-camel" for me. How am I supposed to get by on $25,000 a year? June 3rd: Hmm..someone named "Wonkette" is writing about me. She seems to like butt loving. And bashing Republicans. Maybe if I add a couple new entries she'll keep "coming back", if you know what I mean... June 4th: So, I met with G (who is on duty at something called the Abu Ghraib detention facility) on my lunch hour today. He took me down to the lowest level and we played a game he likes to call "Rumpy for Rummy". It involves him doing me up the poop shoot, while a bunch of hooded prisoners "jiggle the figs" in order to give me a "21 gun salute". Ohh, and he gave me $400 and an absentee ballot already filled out. June 5th: Looks like my career in government may be coming to an "end". Wonkette has "outed me". Bummer. But Ana says I could have a career and faux lesbo shots, and she's willing to help!!! It's nice to have friends like that, even though we havent ever met. June 7th: Faux lesbo shots are HOT!!! PLayboy is calling. Will pay top $$$ for me and AMC together. I'm all for it. Deal is still up in the air, because AMC appears to think that our asses need their own agents. I mean, I know they are hot and all, but their own agents? Why should I have to compete with my butt for gigs? And why does she keep saying "butterface"? June 9th: AMC has dropped me like a rock. (Or gone down on me like Rock Hudson, maybe?) In any event, she won't return my e-mails anymore. Well, at least this gives me a chance to rest my ass. I hear there is a new blog called Wankette HQ that is "right up my alley" and a girl's gotta be tight if she wants to make a good first impression. Posted by: Senator PhilABuster on June 11, 2004 01:39 PM
Hah. Senator, email me when you get the chance. Thanks. Posted by: ace on June 11, 2004 01:46 PM
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Whoops! I posted about Dan Goldman losing the NY congressional primary. He might do that, but it won't be tonight -- the primary isn't held until June 23.
One race to keep an eye on: the Levi's heir nepo baby and egregious "Designated Liar" Dan Goldman -- one of the Democrats from a safe district Democrats send out to spread their most indefensible lies -- may actually lose his lower Manhattan/Brooklyn set due to, get this, antisemitism in the Democrat primary electorate.
Antisemitism? In the anti-Nazi Democrat Party? Sounds crazy, I know, but apparently the anti-Nazi Party wants to eliminate Jews. Henry Rosoff Oh my Totenkopf Tattoo, that is a DRUBBING! I'm usually very anti-antisemitism but if the Communist Antisemite Jihadists can pull this one off, Go Communist Antisemite Jihadists, Go!
Democrat Senator Rueben Gallego, who served his wife with divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant so that he could marry his side-piece, counsels us that we should not judge Graham Platner for his infidelity because these things are personal matters, Racists:
Sahil Kapur I like that he says that it's okay that Graham Platner sexted 12 different women within months of marrying the woman to sponge off her because he wasn't then "living a political life" -- the clear meaning being, "We all cheat, we just don't cheat when we're running for office, and he didn't know he was running for office when he was sending dicpics to half the women he ran into." Except he was running: His own wife turned the sexts over to his campaign. And obviously Reuben Gallego didn't let his "political life" get in the way of his extramarital dating life: ![]()
Funny -- if you don't mind clicking on TikTok. "Amy.Pranks.22" set up an AI scam-call screener which replies to a foreign scammer trying to get her bank information with Trumpian bluster. This might be fake because I don't see how a program can respond in real time, but it's funny.
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Thanks to Joyenz The rocket's enormous engines are fueled by "the volcanic heterosexual lust between James Talarico and his Neighbor With a Uterus 'girlfriend'" I hope Amazon's rocket works better than the Amazon Prime app does as far as allowing people to watch the black and white version of "Spider-Noir" From the CA Post: Thanks to beckster
Just like "Spartacus" Corey Booker, now that James Talarico is running for a higher office, he unveils his previously-unknown "girlfriend" and hooboy, it just so happens she used to work for him, and, get this, likes to "dance the night away" at gay bars
Gee I wonder where they might have met Oh and she's a vegan When Corey Booker needed a "girlfriend," he conjured up known LGBTQ activist Rosario Dawson. How convenient that when these guys need a girlfriend to show off to the normies that just happen to find an activist with a strong history of and interest in Supporting Gay Men But seriously, this James Talarico romance with a Neighbor with a Uterus is a love story for the ages. The passion of their lovemaking is hotter than a blue star with a core of Primordial Sex Atoms created in the Big Bang
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"Teen" charged with five counts of attempted murder after attempting to run down police officers with his car in yet another "teen takeover" permitted by woke racist incompetent Chicago mayor Brandon Johnson
Johnson's response to the "teen takeovers" of streets and businesses that he refuses to make arrests to stop is to go after social media companies for not deleting messages to coordinate the "teen takeovers." Um, they're supposed to find these messages and delete them in real time? It makes no sense but he has to offer an "alternative" plan to just arresting lawbreakers -- which he absolutely refuses to do, saying we "can't arrest our way out" of rampant crime.
Future Tucker Carlson guest James Talarico:
James Talarico He's referring to three mass attacks committed by white men in, oh, the past six or eight years. There were a huge number of mass shootings and bombings he had to skip over to cherry pick three committed by white men. Which kind of makes me think that "white men" are not the greatest terrorist threat in our country. No, I doubt he'll be a guest on Tucker Carlson. The only thing that Tucker clings to that he claims makes him "conservative" is a palpable hatred of gays. Any time there's a communist enslaving their population and executing dissenters and conservatives, Tucker praises that dictator by saying "at least he represses the homos!"
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