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June 07, 2004
Christians Banned From Performing Baptisms in Public Park Because It "Might Offend" OthersBlatherReview has the link, extensive quotes, and rebuttal. This is just a tease: RICHMOND, Virginia (AP) -- The Rev. Todd Pyle thought it was the perfect spot to baptize 12 new members of his church. The river was calm and shallow, and there was a shaded area offshore for people to stand. ... But officials at the Falmouth Waterfront Park, a public park just outside Fredericksburg, weren't pleased. They tried to break up the ceremony, claiming it might be offensive to nearby swimmers or other people using the park. Pyle was able to finish the baptism, but then he was asked to leave. ... The incident has outraged free-speech advocates. "These people are being discriminated against because of the content of their speech," said the Rev. Patrick Mahoney, who heads the Christian Defense Coalition. "It's one of the most egregious violations of the First Amendment I have ever seen." Mahoney's group has threatened to file a lawsuit if the park refuses to allow future gatherings by religious groups, something for which the park admits it has no written policy. ... "We don't want to tread on anybody's First Amendment or constitutional rights," said Brian Robinson, director of the Fredericksburg-Stafford Park Authority. "What we try to discourage is anything not formally permitted that just sort of occurs spontaneously." Indeed. I'm sure if an anti-war protest just "occurred spontaneously," you'd be just as quick to deny them their free speech rights on the rather nebulous standard of "offending others." posted by Ace at 05:10 AM
CommentsIf you know Fredricksburg, this is just astounding. Posted by: blaster on June 7, 2004 07:42 AM
"What we try to discourage is anything not formally permitted that just sort of occurs spontaneously." I wonder what else would fall under that category? Picnics? Perhaps running and laughing? I doubt any of that is "formally permitted." But you can see their point too. Spontaneity is a real threat to a free socitey. And religion too. Or something. Posted by: marc on June 7, 2004 09:37 AM
I am from Fredericksburg and I hasten to assure everyone that WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT. Blaster's right -- we're mostly sensible people here, perhaps a little quieter than average. And no one I know hereabouts would object to a river baptism. Mind you, I also don't know anyone who would feel they needed to participate in such a thing, but they wouldn't object. Too bad the nannies among us are the ones with time to run for office. Posted by: Steve Johnson on June 7, 2004 10:02 AM
Time to vote some people out of office, eh Steve? Posted by: rdbrewer on June 7, 2004 10:06 AM
I am a passionate advocate of both free speech and freedom of religion, but seriously, I think we're doing violence to the word "speech" if that's the constitutional basis for any threatened lawsuit, here. Call it equal protection, call it right of assembly, if you will. But calling it "speech" in a way justifies the frequently ridiculous interpretations of the word "speech" that we get from the ACLU. Posted by: Aaron on June 7, 2004 12:49 PM
Shocking when considered in the same context as the 5X a day prayer calls the moon God types want to bleat out of their Michigan mosque. Posted by: keggin on June 7, 2004 02:39 PM
Keggin, Consider the differences, however. The Muslims want to broadcast a religious message from their own property, and the opponents thereof say that amounts to noise pollution. In Fredericksberg, we're looking at the use of public property (I assume the property is publicly owned) by private citizens. In other words, the first situation is a clear-cut nuisance case - either the loud broadcasting of religious messages is noise pollution or it is not - and the second is about the right to use public property according to the Constitutionally protected freedom of assembly. These two stories are not in the same "context" - and that fact makes the Fredericksberg story so much more shocking. Posted by: Aaron on June 7, 2004 03:07 PM
Aaron, No disagreement here. I guess what I failed (miserably) to convey was this. Imagine the reverse. Say a Christian church wanted to broadcast a snipet of scripture 5X a day from it's bell tower, and that a Muslim group wanted to use a park for one of their rituals, perhaps daily prayers. Which group would take the most heat and which group might be expected to get the kid glove treatment? Posted by: keggin on June 7, 2004 05:48 PM
I think we all know the answer to that. Posted by: Aaron on June 7, 2004 05:49 PM
I still see it as a speech issue, as well as -- in this particular case -- an assembly issue. It's not the presence per se of a reverend and some Christians, but what they were doing and saying that started the flap. Did any of you guys click on the link, btw. There's some good reading in the comments. There's a reader's rebuttal to my fisking and I rebutted the rebuttaller and, I think, may have made a convert! Thanks fer the link, Ace! Posted by: Tuning Spork on June 7, 2004 07:02 PM
"It's not the presence per se of a reverend and some Christians, but what they were doing and saying that started the flap." True, but based on what I read, I don't think that's enough to make this a speech issue. I get the impression that this Christian group went to the park for purely non-speech-related motives. That is, they did not intend to communicate some message to anyone outside of their group, as would have been the case if they were baptizing and proselytizing, or using the baptizing as a tool to proselytize other park-goers. In my opinion, because they didn't intend their activities as a communication, it wasn't speech. My understanding is that I do not have Supreme Court precedent on my side. A liberal friend of mine and I were discussing a Free Speech question and he pointed me to a Supreme Court case that made the intent of the actor look irrelevant. But with all due respect for the Supreme Court, I think private debates about free speech (such as the one you and I are having) are not bound by Supreme Court precedent, unless we're trying to predict what the Supreme Court would do. I think that the First Amendment speech clause is designed for a very specific purpose: to let me communicate with you or with anyone else without the government stepping in to monitor/censor/supress that communication. If I don't intend to communicate anything, an ex post facto reliance on the Free Speech clause strikes me as artificial, and beyond the intended scope of that clause. It seems to me that the ACLU is too willing to apply the Free Speech clause to non-speech cases, and I find that obnoxious. It is no less obnoxious when groups other than the ACLU do so, as well. Just my opinion, of course. Posted by: Aaron on June 7, 2004 07:54 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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