Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants, Who Boomers Know as "Nancy Pelosi," Finally Retires

I mean, this was obvious, but when Pedophile Enabler Scott Wiener announced he was running for Nancy Pelosi's seat, it was pretty obvious that Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants had put out the word among her Closest Groomer Friends that she was going to retire. The Twink Groomer Friend of All Pedophiles Scott Wiener would not have had the balls to challenge her if she were running again.

Granny Rictus sure made a lot of millions of dollars trading with inside information during her 40 year career.

C3 @C_3C_3

1987-2025

$240,000,000 million made as a "public servant".

Criminal.

Nice grift if you can get it.

Now she's got a nice huge nest egg.

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced that she won't seek re-election at the end of her current term, ending a roughly four-decade career in Congress for the key Democratic power player who had been the first female speaker.

"I want you, my fellow San Franciscans, to be the first to know I will not be seeking re-election to Congress," Pelosi, 85, said in a video message to her constituents.

You already told your Pedophile Advocate successor Scott Wiener.

The Golden State Democrat had faced speculation this week that she was planning to announce her plans to skip re-election following Tuesday's off-year elections.

The New York Times gushes about this "powerful woman:"

Representative Nancy Pelosi announced on Thursday that she will retire when her term concludes in early 2027, ending a remarkable career in which she rose to become one of the most powerful women in American history.

Ms. Pelosi, 85, was the nation's first and only female House speaker, and she will have represented San Francisco in Congress for 39 years when she leaves office. She has served during an era of seismic change for American society and her own city, from the throes of the AIDS crisis to the legalization of gay marriage, and through the meteoric rise of the tech sector and the nation's extreme polarization.

She entered political office later in life and became a hero to Democrats for the way she wielded immense power to push Obamacare, climate change legislation and infrastructure programs through Congress.

"With a grateful heart, I look forward to my final year of service as your proud representative," she told her constituents in a nearly six-minute video posted on X early Thursday morning, with clips of San Francisco's iconic cable cars and colorful Victorian homes flashing in the background.

Trump praised her as a "ceiling-smasher" and "uncompromising voice for the marginalized."

Just kidding, psych!

How are you? Despite this news, it's a sad day in America. What can we do to make it a better one?

posted by Ace at 12:03 PM

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