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May 26, 2004

The Ace of Spades Effect: Blog Gets Paul Anka an Appearance on American Idol

Thanks for those who tipped me to this last night, and my apologies for those who were expecting a comment sooner.

Who knew that when I asked Paul Anka to guest-host the blog for a weekend it would set off a media-frenzy landing him a prominent spot on last night's penultimate American Idol 3?

Well, I knew that would happen. But who else did?

He was in good form, but I was disappointed that he didn't do any of his greatest hits, such as The Guys Get Shirts, Where's Joe?, Put Me Some Fuckin' Knowledge, and the heartbreaking ballad, Do You Like Your Jobs? (Well Do You Want to Keep Your Jobs?)

Something else was missing, too: explosive profanity.

Still, the man radiated integrity and "conscious," and there can be little doubt that when he moved, he sliced like a fuckin' hammer.


posted by Ace at 04:15 PM
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Ace, he did it last year too - I'm ashamed to admit that I watched it, but I guess having children who watch it is an excuse?

Posted by: morpheus on May 26, 2004 04:59 PM

I still credit this blog for his resurgence.

And yeah, I'm embarassed to say that I watch it too. But I don't enjoy it.

Posted by: ace on May 26, 2004 05:17 PM

Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lang remarked the other day, "I was gonna watch American Idol but I decided just to blow a guy instead."

And on that note, check out the look in Gore's eyes on the Drudge report. Im less creeped out by Spanky the Clown.

Posted by: Golden Boy on May 26, 2004 05:34 PM

Big hammer-slicing deal.

Know what steams my couscous?

Articles like this:

"Arab-American Museum Opening Next Year"

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/entertainment/8492821.htm

There's Anka in the first fucking sentence. Where do they list Michael Ansara's boots? In the *last* sentence.

And they say "character actor Michael Ansara," like I'm not a household name or something. Rony Seikaly is an NBA star? C'mon. If they're gonna call this no-name a star, they should be calling me "international film legend."

Head's up people: My "Guns of the Magnificent Seven" has just been released on DVD. For those who may have missed it before, my sadistic anti-revolution militarist Colonel Diego steals the film.

Under present circumstances, his torturing of prisoners may offend some of you pussies. So be forwarned...though if you made it through that sex blog shit, you're probably all as perverted as Joe.

Posted by: Michael Ansara on May 26, 2004 05:51 PM

Speaking of Paul Anka, slicing, swearing, and being out of the lime-light: where the hell is Allah? Anyone know?

Posted by: Terry Notus on May 26, 2004 07:38 PM
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