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January 16, 2006
MLK Special: We Shall OvercomeMayor Ray Nagin told a crowd gathered at City Hall on Monday for a march honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. that New Orleans will be "chocolate" again. "It's the way God wants it to be." Swi-i-i-ng loooow..... UPDATE: Max provides a link to Nagin's speech. Its pretty awful. First his batshit imaginary "conversation with Dr. King," then "This city will be chocolate at the end of the day." Certainly, that is what Dr. King would have wanted. How did that speech go again? "I have a dream...that one day some grandstanding bigot will define a city by the color of its inhabitants." Yeah, that's right. Just nod and go along with it. UPDATE II: Superb spoof found by Cliff S. “We’re talking caramel levees to withstand a category five. You know, the kind they put around apples and sell on the street at Mardi Gras. That shit’ll break your teeth. It sure as hell can take a storm surge.What part of pure imagination don’t you understand?” posted by LauraW. at 05:26 PM
CommentsNagin then told to "get on the bus." Unfortunately, they were all still underwater. Posted by: on January 16, 2006 05:54 PM
Dr. King must be spinning in his grave. Posted by: BrewFan on January 16, 2006 06:13 PM
Does anyone else think he'd been drinking--lots--before that speech? Posted by: Crash on January 16, 2006 06:57 PM
a King statue and memorial was cleaned up and landscaped in advance Done so with spare cash Nagin made working part time as the President of Iran. Posted by: Biff Boff on January 16, 2006 07:08 PM
By the way, on this day of remembrance, how many other elected leaders are referring to African Americans as "chocolate"? Posted by: Biff Boff on January 16, 2006 07:12 PM
That rich guy you been seein', must have let you down. Welcome back baby, to the Brother Side of Town. Doot doo-doo wah, shooby doo, doo-wah. Posted by: Joe Mama on January 16, 2006 07:42 PM
Does anyone else feel that Ace left too much to the imagination on this one? C'mon Ace! With remarks such as this...this 'chocolate' comment, Nagin's just begging for a one-on-one interview. Posted by: JMFLYNNY on January 16, 2006 07:43 PM
Since you left me if you see me in another town So take a good look at my face Outside I'm masquerading Baby, take a good look at my face
Posted by: J. (Big) Rivers on January 16, 2006 08:11 PM
More and more, if I had the money I think I would emigrate to either Australia or New Zealand. Anywhere with a rational immigration policy, the rule of law, and English heritage. Posted by: hunter on January 16, 2006 08:36 PM
For the video of this idiotic divisive racist pointless insanity see: http://www.wwltv.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=46812&catId=53 For local appalled mortified horrified humiliated New Orleans reactions see: class="text">http://www.nola.com/forums/townhall/index.ssf?initial=true and http://www.nola.com/forums/uptown/index.ssf?initial=true Nagin has done more today to damage morale in this poor city than one would have thought humanly possible. Posted by: max on January 16, 2006 08:56 PM
From a post at the forum link max provided: [...]you can’t underestimate the gingerbread houses. Posted by: Cliff S. on January 16, 2006 10:34 PM
And JESSIE JACKASSON and AL SHARKPTON have turned his dream into a nightmare becuase MLK wanted a colorblind society and im sure he would tell JACKASSON to keep your nose out of others buisness Posted by: spurwing plover on January 16, 2006 11:24 PM
Dr. King must be spinning in his grave. Posted by BrewFan at January 16, 2006 06:13 PM Not according to Nagin, in his speech he said King looked down from heaven and saw how the people could not get food and were met by soldiers and attack dogs and he was not happy. http://tarheelcon.blogspot.com Posted by: Tarheel Conservative on January 17, 2006 12:08 AM
New Orleans can forget about my ever visiting them. I wouldn't want my filthy tourist dollars to disturb their nice chocolate city, after all. Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on January 17, 2006 12:10 AM
Holy Wonka Bars, that last update is worth a bump to the top. Pure gold, baby. Posted by: Sortelli on January 17, 2006 12:14 AM
Haha look at those ignorant morons in the middle east - oh wait... that. happened. right. here. In America. Just goes to show that we should never take democracy or common sense for granted, because there are stupid people everywhere who are always on the lookout for chances to piss it all away in the name of feel-good rhetoric and soapy drama. Yikes. Posted by: Scott on January 17, 2006 10:23 AM
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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One day I'm gonna write a poem in a letter One day I'm gonna get that faculty together Remember that everybody has to wait in line Oh, [Song Title], look out world, oh, you know I've got mine
US decimation of Iran's ICBM forces is due to Space Force's instant detection of launches -- and the launchers' hiding places -- and rapid counter-attack via missiles
AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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Canada and the UK are neck and neck in the race to become the first western country to fall to Islam [CBD] [A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.Muldoon
Update: Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men
Thanks to fd. Yeah, thanks a bunch, Chief.
Reports: The A-10 Thunderbolt, better known as The Warthog, has been unleashed on Iran
It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
Update: My ballpark estimate for a reasonable cost for a wildlife overpass (suitably padded to sate the thirst of Democrat grifters) was $15 million. Turns out, that was a good estimate. That's how much it cost Denver to build one.
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