So, then her Pimp's income (90% of what she "takes in" - pun intended), should also not be taxable because it is compensation for having to hang out with such a skank?

Next up:
The media, lawyers, big oil,...

Heck, all of those jobs on 'Dirty Jobs'. Those suck.

So I guess I can't deduct the money I spend on dating.

Why does this upset you Ace.

If you believe Adam Smith, the result will be falling prices for Latino Transvestite whores.

Its a win-win situation!

On the positive side, couldn't this be viewed as prostitution or whoring not being granted legitimacy like any other tax paying profession?

Whores are victims, too.

~Thomas Jefferson's whore

Sorry guys, but this won't work in the US. American law is very clear - income is income, no matter how it's earned.

That's how they got Al Capone, after all.

Still, if US courts start using foreign law as precedents, Ace might use it to cover any income he gets from blogging.

Not so long as you have to fill out a W2.
The hell-hounds of the IRS are not particularly...
merciful.

Ask Al Capone.

Yeah, you have to report it as income in the USA, but on the bright side - you can offset a huge chunk of the income by calculating the change in value of the poonani using an accelerated depreciation schedule.

I think "indignity" is a relative term. Depends on how much she's getting paid.

I wish I could last long enough to cause "indignity". 37 seconds isn't long enough to cause anything more than mild disgust - like finding a hair in your food.

Feisty,

call your accountant. this looks promising.