Nice to see you affirming your heterosexuality. Although every time you refer to "The Divine Miss M," the scales begin to tip, so to speak.

I have Darth Vader's red-colored lightsaber with sound affects.

Although their sabers don't have sound affects and don't light up as in the movie (up in stages, down in stages when turned off) like the official collectibles, Parks Sabers makes lightsabers one can duel with.

Needs two things. Metal slave bikini and some saber swallowing action.

Oy! Sorry for the unclosed links!

More camel-toe, less light-saber, please.

I've actually done that. We have a pool and I have two little boys who happen to have glow in the dark light sabers.....so......naturally. A summer night, a few beers. It's really quite common...

Ok, guys, I will be liveblogging Justice Sunday III this Sunday in Philly at 7pm E.S.T. If you can't find a Christian station, then the website has a live stream. and PLEASE come to my blog. I hope to speak to some of the ACT UP guys that plan on protesting there. I'll try to act all reporter.

Now I know this is a Christian thing and you all think that everyone there is like Pat "I've lost my mind" Robertson, but they are not. It's all about rallying for the Alito nomination.

anyway, try and come to my bog and check out my live blogging. It's a first for me and I am so excited. If I see Jerry Falwell I plan on telling him if he should think about the fact that he is about 10 yrs away from the crazy talk of Pat, so get out now.

So actually it could be good TV. Now I am real good at finding a camera (being a former actress) so if you can catch it on TV or stream...look for me!

OT, but an important link:

Documentary proof that Saddam ran training camps for terrorists. Ramadi, Samarra, and Salman Pak were the centers -- Ramadi remains a center for the insurgency to this very day.

Besides, the link didn't do that much for me. I saw a completely naked chick do essentially the same bit with a Japanese katana at a club in L.A. a few years ago. Now that was a show! (I think she ended up working at JPL in the atom-splitting division...)

RWS, you did that with a light saber?

This cries for context.

I've actually done that. We have a pool and I have two little boys who happen to have glow in the dark light sabers.....so......naturally. A summer night, a few beers. It's really quite common...

whoa...

Sparkle, great pics from NYC, by the way, and I'll try to remember to check your blog on Sunday night a 7pm.

So, at 7pm, Sunday night I will check out Righwingsparkle's blog.

On Sunday, at 7 pm, I'll be at RWS' blog, in case anyone wants to know.

Monty, great link. Are we to believe Iraq was a breeding ground and training camp for terrorist before the U.S.-led invasion?

How's the Left going to spin this?

OK, Bart, Sunday at 7, I'm going to check.

OK, how do you get the video to play?

That chick is all of ... what? Fourteen, maybe fifteen years old?

Disssss-gusting.

The streaming on the Justice Sunday website will be there if all else fails. But check my blog, the whole weekend should be interesitng.

I love you guys! expect the unexpected.

She obviously hasn't read the Wikipedia entry on lightsaber combat. Not one once of mastery in that girl.

Wow, cool saber!

-Jeff B. (who swears he's going to touch a booby this year)

That was some serious cameltoe!

That was some serious schnozz on that girl.

(meow)

She should run off to Yavin Station and get one of those special crystals.

Now I know this is a Christian thing and you all think that everyone there is like Pat "I've lost my mind" Robertson, but they are not. It's all about rallying for the Alito nomination.

Please... just tell them all to, "Shut up!" They're not helping!

I'm not a 'conservative', and further, I did not vote for GWB in either 2000 or 2004-- I'm much more concerned about the recent rulings in Kelo, McCain-Feingold, Raich, etc. than I will ever be about Roe. As I figure that Alito is the about the best nominee I can hope for from this administration on these issues(see H. Miers), we really don't need the help of a bunch of "Jesus-freaks" that are so absolutely venal(gee, let's suck on a few of Pat's idiots for some extra green) and stupid enough as to think making the choice to appear at the same venue as a Pat Robertson is "Christian".

If there really was a "God"- he would have blasted P. Rob years ago... after all, how could an "intelligent designer" ever come up with a trogladyte like him?

[Geek credentials in 3, 2, 1 ...]

Please. She had me right up to the point where she licked the light saber. Severed tongue anyone?

... Why is everyone giving me dirty looks?

Hey Scott, why do I get the impression you're not interested in girls...brandishing light sabers?

If I see Jerry Falwell I plan on telling him if he should think about the fact that he is about 10 yrs away from the crazy talk of Pat, so get out now.

I didn't want to say anything, but isn't that "10 years" about the same time frame as the latency period for "tertiary"syphilis?

James Dobson: 2 yrs, 5 months, 8 days, 13 hr, 37 mins and counting...

Damn, you fags are just full of hate.

Timmy,

I think it's because they have Daddy (Heavenly Father?) issues.

You should find out if they've been clipped. Might help your research efforts.

Hey Scott, why do I get the impression you're not interested in girls...brandishing light sabers?

Dude... I'm really trying to adopt the whole "Ace O' Spades Lifestyle" thing, but I'm still not interested in the "strap-on porn" thing that Bart, Monty, and Michael have got going on......

That was me! (loose feces)...

What that clip really needed was a camera that was better at working with really low light levels...

The bully on the beach who kicks sand in the face will be in big trouble he might get decappitated OFF WITH THE ARMS

Seriously, she is very young.

I'm guessing seventeen at most.

However old she is, I just listened to it for the cool lightsaber sounds.

Yes, there's camel-toe, but nothing like Tommy's mother Nora.

Seventeen?

Um, I watched it a couple of dozen times because her dance moves are so artistic.

Someone needs to do a mashup of this with the Star Wars Kid.

I'm sure she'd be flattered...she'll be 26 in September. :)

And someone mentioned metal bikini?

http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/

Goddammit, I'm going to kill the next person who posts a Windows Media file on the Internet. PROTIP: Not everyone on the face of the Earth uses Windows, and Microsoft has bent over backwards to ensure that Windows Media files are next to impossible to play without their operating system. The Internet, and especially the World Wide Web, was designed to allow people to "talk" to others' computers without having to worry about what the other computers were. The least people can do is use open file formats.

Also, I clicked on the link before seeing that it was a Windows Media file, and it crashed Firefox. I'm just batting 1.000 today.

Slowking:

Just surrender to me. I will make your life easier.

SEAGULLLS,PELICANS and SANDPIPERS with LIGHTSABERS the beach will be a dangerous spot and no shark will be safe they will stay away from the beach becuase the birds are confirmed jedi

Now, Spurwing, you seem to have an affinity with all birds except "chickwns." Why is that?

Im a bird with a attatude and dont push me around