Wow, accurate *and* functional! Perfect!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Allah of Spades

At least it's better than Allah's Bitch.

Ha. Made me laugh, but in fairness to Ace, he's found most of his own stuff lately.

Sounds reasonable.

h/t Allah.

Do you feel used?
You should.

Allah played you like a Peruvian pan flute.

h/t Michael.

My fatal mistake was turning Ace on to RSS. Soon he'll be finding all these links himself.

And then my life will go back to having no purpose.

The Blogosphere demands Allah.

Why do you foresake thee? I stumbled upon your blog after it was effectively retired. I've basically become a fan just by reading comments and tipped articles.

That says a lot, IMO.

And then my life will go back to having no purpose.

Nah. Ace will never be able to quit choo!

Anyone know if there is a blog with Allahs Democrat primary strip around? One of the funniest things ever.

Cmon Ace, pull some strings, give the public what it demands, create some web page hits, make the mad web blog money.

I really like Allah of Spades! The power behind the Ace.

Unless Ace is really Allah....or vice versa. A new mystery in the blogging universe.

Unless Ace is really Allah....

Wasn't me who started playing with my dick during "Brokeback Mountain," babe.

We're two different people. I just wish my hands were as firm as Ace's.

I can't believe that this has gone unnoticed by the uber-geeks around here....

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt the "Allah of Spades" lettering done in the style of lettering used for the "Diablo 2" video game?

You know...D&D on Battlenet?

It's like a perfect storm of all that is Ace and Allah on one logo.

Power behind Ace, playing him like a Peruvian flute, Brokeback Mountain....please stop.

I thought Spurwing Plover was really Ace.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isnt the "Allah of Spades" lettering done in the style of lettering used for the "Diablo 2" video game?

I noticed it. The "o" with the cross in it was the giveaway.

I dig that font.

Have Allah and Ace ever been seen or photographed together?

I suspect an Andy Kaufman type scam here.

Have Allah and Ace ever been seen or photographed together?

I don't think they register on film. But Karol (Alarming News) claims she hosted them at her house. I doubt it, since seismometers recorded nothing of the event.

You were writing sixty bajillion stories a day without an RSS feeder? Woah, nelly.

Ok, you were using an RSS feeder....just with a tent-dwelling intermediary. Whatever works, Acey-poo.

Fistey, are you in any position to criticize Ace's blogging methods?

The only thing you have that gets 12,000 hits a day is your flat white ass.

Love,
Bart

I doubt it, since seismometers recorded nothing of the event.

YOU CALLING ME FAT, CHUMP? JUST BECAUSE I ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA BEFORE THE GAME LAST NIGHT? HUH?

Criticize? Who's criticizin'?

I just figured to write constantly and still have time to send me all those dirty pictures of himself in compromising positions via email, he had to utilize the time-saving RSS feeder. S'all.

I heart my acey and am constantly in awe of his mighty bloggin' powers, and what method he uses is rather irrelevant.

And I got the curves, Bart. And that's not code for "I got a fat ass." I look like a woman.

Yummy.
Fat = Phat, for me. Just ask geoff.

(oh dear god, I'm turning into Michael.)

I look like a woman.

Yeah well, so does Michael Jackson.

I refuse to turn another of my aceypoo's threads into a discussion of my ass.

If you want to know about my ass, go here.

Feisty and Snuggly have a "special relationship." The only thing slapping her ass 10,000 times a day, is Acey-poo.

I don't think they register on film. But Karol (Alarming News) claims she hosted them at her house. I doubt it, since seismometers recorded nothing of the event.

oh dear god, I'm turning into Michael.

This blog may be rock bottom for all of us, Bart.

Have Allah and Ace ever been seen or photographed together?

... naked?

What is an RSS feeder?

Lipstick:

RSS is sort of a headline-aggregation system based around a special kind of web protocol. It's sort of like having an automatic news-ticker hooked into your webpage.

Sorry for not closing the tag....

Feisty and Snuggly have a "special relationship." The only thing slapping her ass 10,000 times a day, is Acey-poo.

The Snuggly Stalker is back! Hi Josie/Feisty Feminazi Spazz/Velma!!!!

Allah played you like a Peruvian pan flute.

Dammit, Bart, are you lurking at Jack's site?

Thank you Monty.

Because you're so nice I will reveal to you that Michael really REALLY doesn't want you to go to Jack's site and read his list of favorite songs.

Lipstick,

Thanks. What else can I get you to reveal to me?

oooh, probably not much else...

:)

C'mon, Lipstick. I got five bucks! I'm your Mack Daddy, baby! I'm a simple man with simple tastes -- well, not simple tastes so much as filthy dirty tastes. Although filth and simpliciy can often go together...it's ultimately a question of esthetics. The point being, five bucks is five bucks.

Well, okay Monty, since you're waving all that crazy cash at me, I will reveal to you that I am currently sitting in front of the computer.

Now fork over the moola.

You didn't say WHAT I had to reveal! A deal is a deal.

....eh. I've spent five bucks on worse. Here ya go.

Although I should mention that the "filthy dirty" directive in my previous post clearly implied a disclosure of a more, well, boobie-like nature. (Unless you're sitting in front of your computer naked, in which case I think my five bucks entitles me to some dirty filthy details.)

Missing bbeck, aren't you?

Where DID she go, by the way?

Missing bbeck, aren't you?

*Sniff* Yes.

Gosh, this thread took a turn with the sexual overtones. Can't you people act like adults?

Can't you people act like adults?

Obviously we can't. If we could we'd be doing something constructive rather than dicking around on this blog.

Allah!

You can send things to ME!!!! I will give your life purpose! You could nutrure my dark side. I may not be funny like Ace, but I'm sincere.

You can help me with the funny.

;-)

Good God woman, put yourself together.

This begging is shameful.

The last thing Allah wants to see is an honorable woman on her knees.

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Wait- what?

The last thing Allah wants to see is an honorable woman on her knees.

Then the question that begs to be asked is "what is the next to last thing Allah wants to see"?

The last thing Allah wants to see is an honorable woman on her knees.

As for myself... I hope I go out on the downstroke.

>>Can't you people act like adults?

Ummm....it's potentially illegal to act this way around children....

photographed together? Dear god yes. And guess who, it turns out, is a bottom...

"Everything that guy just said is bullshit." -- Thomas Jefferson

Oh lauraw, you bad bad girl.

And honorable women wouldn't be on her knees.

Look, he gives Ace links and I'm almost sure Ace does not give him sexual favors despite what people imply here.

So what could it be? Friendly phone calls late at night just to talk?

Well, I could THAT.....;-)

ARGGHH!! "I could DO THAT"

Allah....*whispers* call me!

*blinks*

whaaa?

*shrugs*

I don't know.