Every time I see Paris on TV it makes me think of that old Grand Funk Railroad song, TNUC.

I don't know why.

I think it's an ex-wife, not a daughter of a diamond magnate (jeweler).

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To be fair, the woman is not the mom, just married to the moron dad.

It was thoughtful of them to get a sitter for the puppies before they left. So they're not like, you know, complete 'tards.

Paris Hilton is a pathetic crotch.

I was inveighing against the whole "Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie" thing when The Simple Life came out to a friend. You know, the usual "this is a cultural abomination thing, and Hilton is the Hose Beast of the Apocalypse".

Then my friend said, "Well, let me try a little mental experiment here. Let's say that Hilton showed up at your house one night, came in, and offered you a night full of no-holds-barred sex. No one would know, and she'd never talk about it. (Remember, this is just a mind exercise.) Now: would you do it?"

So I'll tell you all what I told him: Oh, yeah, baby. I'd ride that stupid slut like Seabiscuit. But I'd feel very dirty afterwards. Very, very dirty.

Is that harassment part a class action suit the America public can join in on since everytime she shows up anywhere it could be considered harrassment?

Awsome...would a class action suit make her go away? I don't know if we could sue for harrassment, but I think something like mental anguish and visual assault.

harrassment?

Her ass meant nothing to me!

Paris--An empty minded harlot of overated beauty, who's bodyand soul are being slowly consumed by vile infections acquired in her narcistic pursuit of amoral pleasure.

Yes, Paris. The City as well as the Woman.

Jackie O said it about Daryl Hannah, but its true about Paris Hilton "She's an unmade bed."

Jackie O said it about Daryl Hannah, but its true about Paris Hilton "She's an unmade bed."

Paris is an unmade bed with semen-stained Armani sheets

I am in a quandry on how I should feel about Ms Hilton. On the one hand, she is rather lacking in intellectual abilities but on the other hand, she does appreciate men who wear designer colognes and knows a good pair of shoes. I guess the deciding factor would be whether she prefers the Carl burger or sushi.

Paris Hilton looks like an ill toothpick. What do people see in her?

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Money doesn't buy class.

Neither does not having money, which is probably why I'm ok with hoping that bitch gets a vicious case of butt herpes and spends the rest of her life applying ointment to her itchy asshole.

*"Butt Herpes" is a not an officially sanctioned medical diagnosis of the AMA.

I don't get why she whores herself out when she doesn't even need the money, not that being poor would be an excuse.

Rich white trash, I guess.