LOL

I still prefer the message:

"We taste terrible!"

This is a ridiculous post, and is an insult to the United Nations. It is also totally untrue - the UN would never describe humanity as "a friendly people (who) mean you no harm"

The zionism thing is more likely, however.

Communication with aliens causes global warming.

lauraw, moonbattery causes global warming because it's nothing more than hot air. Communication hasn't a thing to do with it - the moonbats don't communicate, they just blather.

Oy, good one, Ace! :-)

U.N. resolutions are about as useful and meaningful and New Year's Resolutions.

Why doesn't the security council just get it over with and resolve to lose weight and spend more quality time with the General Assembly.

Not wanting to be paranoid or anything but, screaming into the universal jungle may not be such a hot idea. See David Brin for further thoughts.

The U.N. is just taking inspiration from President Jimmah.

Fortunatly, even if they do broadcast something, The Honeymooners and The Bob and Ray Show will beat their broadcast to the aliens by like fifty years. They're not actually talking about that though, they're talking about diplomatic relations with the extraterrestrials who are supposedly ALREADY HERE! I believe that *they* are among us only because the Bible states this fact in terms that absolutely no room for interpretation, what excuse do those Godless Papists have?

The Cheese_Tensor does not stand alone on this one...

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I dunno about you, but I personally think intergalactic appeasement tastes delicious.

This might actually be the most dangerous thing the UN has ever done.
What if the aliens they find think we taste good?
To paraphrase Will Smith, "Do you think they're going to come billions of light years just to say hi?"
What if they belong to the European school of foreign relations? The one where if you are strong you go a-conquering.

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER OR I,LL ATOMOZE YOUR FACE

I still prefer the message:
"We taste terrible!"
Posted by Cheese_Tensor

ME TOO!

Altho, I have had a few dreams where me and my son are waiting on a rooftop with a bunch of other people while the world is blowing up and passenger cars from outer space are picking up and rescuing people. Hmm....

Altho, I'm sure at some point in their history it would be written that it was the biggest mistake they ever made.