I, for one, welcome our new ninja overlords.

Is there really any question that these "kidnappings" are coordinated between between the "kidnapper" and the "victim?"

If you read the article, you'll see there are some suspicions about that, even in the German media.

I liked the word "between" so much I just had to use it twice. :)

Maybe this chick is a member of one of those "masked" sex clubs where everyone wears a mask for anonymity (not that I've ever seen this myself of course) and didn't have time to change before the interview. There was quite a lot of this available as well as other perversions when I lived in the fatherland a while back (well quite a while back).

What a horror show. This sort of thing is sad and disturbing to see.

I, for one, welcome our new ninja overlords.

Ho ho ho. Yeah, nothing deflects attention like going on television dressed as a ninja overlord.

"My name is Sooooozan, I wan't to scoop out your eyes and make love to your skull."

Germans can be weird sometimes.

Dhimmwit

When I was living in Pakistan, one of our classmates had a very religious mother. One day she showed up in a white burqa or niqab - everything except her eyes was covered.

All day, we called her the "White Ninja."

They have gone off the deep end when they grow a sympathy toward these extremists

White Ninja is an awesome comic.

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/

Ooooh. Interesting comic. The white ninja totally looks like he/she is wearing a burqa. Thanks, Sortelli!

All day, we called her the "White Ninja."

Just goes to show, kids are mean the world round. So, you know, can't we all just get along?