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December 23, 2005
Remember The Reason For The Season: The Airing Of GrievancesIn related news, I'm planning a "Yuletime in the Forgotten Realms" party, in which all merry-makers will come dressed as important personages from this popular Dungeons & Dragons campaign. I should warn everyone that I have dibs on both Elminister, the wise wizard, and Drizzt the Drow Ranger/Assassin. I'll be doing costume changes throughout the night according to my quite-unstable mood swings. You guys can come as Iuz or Bigby or someone lame like that. posted by Ace at 01:17 PM
CommentsNice try, Ace. As if you didn't know that Iuz and Bigby are from Greyhawk, not the Forgotten Realms. Posted by: benjamin on December 23, 2005 01:26 PM
Actually, I didn't. That was a Geek Trap. GEEK! I just couldn't think of anyone from the Forgotten Realms. Posted by: ace on December 23, 2005 01:30 PM
totally gonna have to go with bigby Posted by: on December 23, 2005 01:38 PM
Geek alert !!!!! http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/frnovel/213650000 Posted by: Paul L. on December 23, 2005 01:48 PM
Any chance you will have some females dress as the Seven Sisters? I would say the odds of any females being at my Forgotten Realms party are approximately the same as a first-level wizard scoring a critical hit on a Balrog. Posted by: ace on December 23, 2005 01:50 PM
...As Goodgulf stepped onto the bridge the passage echoed with an ominous dribble, dribble, and a great crowd of narcs burst forth. In their midst was a towering dark shadow too terrible to describe. In it's hand it held a huge black globe and on its chest was written in cruel runes, "Villanova." "Aiyee," shouted Legolam, "A ballhog!" Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 23, 2005 01:55 PM
Drizzt is an assassin now? What is this, some 3E change? Posted by: someone on December 23, 2005 02:44 PM
I would say the odds of any females being at my Forgotten Realms party are approximately the same as a first-level wizard scoring a critical hit on a Balrog. One in four hundred? Oh I'm so jealous Posted by: HowardDevore on December 23, 2005 02:58 PM
Jesus is the reason for the season and just think if they had to put up with the OSHA the child services and the health dept they would have closed the manger becuase its unhealthy for a infant and its open and cold and theres animal around and the gifts from the three kings would be confiscated by the goverment agentcies the GOLD,FRANKENSEINCE,and MYRRH would be consitered constriban by the health depts and becuase of the fact of the virgin birth it would attarct the ICC and the 9th curcut court and the ACLU Posted by: spurwing plover on December 23, 2005 08:01 PM
I'll be Wulfgar, the Barbarian. I've got your back. Chick I'm dating is willing to be Catie-brie, so long as we give her some rufinol first so she has no memory of the event. Posted by: RSM on December 23, 2005 10:15 PM
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Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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