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December 23, 2005

Remember The Reason For The Season: The Airing Of Grievances

Now here's a blog-party: a Festivus celebration, including the aluminum pole, the airing of grievances, and the celebration-capping Feats of Strength.

In related news, I'm planning a "Yuletime in the Forgotten Realms" party, in which all merry-makers will come dressed as important personages from this popular Dungeons & Dragons campaign.

I should warn everyone that I have dibs on both Elminister, the wise wizard, and Drizzt the Drow Ranger/Assassin. I'll be doing costume changes throughout the night according to my quite-unstable mood swings.

You guys can come as Iuz or Bigby or someone lame like that.


posted by Ace at 01:17 PM
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Nice try, Ace.

As if you didn't know that Iuz and Bigby are from Greyhawk, not the Forgotten Realms.

Posted by: benjamin on December 23, 2005 01:26 PM

Actually, I didn't. That was a Geek Trap.

GEEK!

I just couldn't think of anyone from the Forgotten Realms.

Posted by: ace on December 23, 2005 01:30 PM

totally gonna have to go with bigby
the grabbing hand is always fun at parties

Posted by: on December 23, 2005 01:38 PM

Geek alert !!!!!
Any chance you will have some females dress as the Seven Sisters?

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=products/frnovel/213650000

Posted by: Paul L. on December 23, 2005 01:48 PM

Any chance you will have some females dress as the Seven Sisters?

I would say the odds of any females being at my Forgotten Realms party are approximately the same as a first-level wizard scoring a critical hit on a Balrog.

Posted by: ace on December 23, 2005 01:50 PM

...As Goodgulf stepped onto the bridge the passage echoed with an ominous dribble, dribble, and a great crowd of narcs burst forth. In their midst was a towering dark shadow too terrible to describe. In it's hand it held a huge black globe and on its chest was written in cruel runes, "Villanova."

"Aiyee," shouted Legolam, "A ballhog!"

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 23, 2005 01:55 PM

Drizzt is an assassin now? What is this, some 3E change?

Posted by: someone on December 23, 2005 02:44 PM

I would say the odds of any females being at my Forgotten Realms party are approximately the same as a first-level wizard scoring a critical hit on a Balrog.

One in four hundred? Oh I'm so jealous

Posted by: HowardDevore on December 23, 2005 02:58 PM

Jesus is the reason for the season and just think if they had to put up with the OSHA the child services and the health dept they would have closed the manger becuase its unhealthy for a infant and its open and cold and theres animal around and the gifts from the three kings would be confiscated by the goverment agentcies the GOLD,FRANKENSEINCE,and MYRRH would be consitered constriban by the health depts and becuase of the fact of the virgin birth it would attarct the ICC and the 9th curcut court and the ACLU

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 23, 2005 08:01 PM

I'll be Wulfgar, the Barbarian. I've got your back. Chick I'm dating is willing to be Catie-brie, so long as we give her some rufinol first so she has no memory of the event.

Posted by: RSM on December 23, 2005 10:15 PM
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