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December 22, 2005

Palestinians Take Over Israeli Greenhouses, Now Beg For Help

Yeah... they weren't just making that stuff up about "making the deserts bloom," guys:

The Palestinians who took over the Jewish greenhouses in the Gaza Strip when Israel withdrew its communities from the area now are asking expelled farmers for advice after reportedly failing to reproduce the region's famous insect-free vegetables, WND has learned.

Prior to Israel's August withdrawal, the residents of Gaza's Gush Katif slate of Jewish communities ran greenhouses known for producing high-quality insect-free vegetables. The Gush Katif gardens featured some of the most technologically advanced agricultural equipment and accounted for more than $100 million per year in exports to Europe. The greenhouses also supplied Israel with 75 percent of its own produce.

...

Earlier this month, the Palestinians now running the greenhouses reportedly told the Israeli-Palestinian Economic Cooperation Fund they failed in their efforts to grow bug-free produce.

Now the Palestinian owners have asked the United States Agency for International Development, which has been involved in reconstruction efforts in Gaza, to hire former Jewish Gaza greenhouse owners as consultants for their declining vegetable businesses.

I guess this is understandable. There's an awful lot of experience and know-how that didn't come along with that deal.

Still... if they weren't so anti-Jew and arrogant about their "cultural superiority," they might have kept on some Israeli engineers to help them get things running, eh?

Thanks to Craig, h/t to Sondra K's aptly-named Knowlege is Power.


posted by Ace at 10:53 PM
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Pearls before swine.

Posted by: USCitizen on December 22, 2005 11:00 PM

Serves the shits right.

Posted by: Iblis on December 22, 2005 11:01 PM

"Took over"? Wasn't this one of the more violently looted bits?

Ace, you're way too sanguine about this. If Mugabe wanted to hire persecuted and chased-off white farmers as "consultants" for a pittance on their own stolen land, you'd probably have the same reaction I do now:

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: someone on December 22, 2005 11:37 PM

I thought I read that the barbarians basically looted and destroyed the greenhouses when the Israelis pulled out.

Posted by: Jim in Chicago on December 23, 2005 12:17 AM

Jim in Chicago, you read correctly. See The Saga of The Greenhouses.

The bloodthirsty Palestinian mob never learned you should pillage before you burn. No doubt (no doubt) when their agricultural economy suffers they'll blame the Jews for sabotaging it...

Posted by: Daniel Lewis on December 23, 2005 12:31 AM

I thought I read that the barbarians basically looted and destroyed the greenhouses when the Israelis pulled out.

That's not really true. There was looting of supplies for the first couple of days but the idea that the greenhouses were completely trashed was just something one blog repeated to another. They mostly have them running now, as the link here suggests, and are shipping vegetables into Israel.

Posted by: JSinger on December 23, 2005 12:39 AM

Palestinians need to grow a sense of intollerance to murder and mahem before trying to produce greenhouse broccoli.

Posted by: Geo11 on December 23, 2005 01:02 AM

Tiny PLO bulb-eating voles suicide-bombed the project to stop their dirty jew theft of Palestinian soil.

Posted by: Biff Boff on December 23, 2005 01:17 AM

This is pure recollection, and vaguely remembered, but isn't the LARGEST supplier of palestinian food aid. . . .Israel? at least percapita?

Also, the Palestinians don't really need help on how to promote plant life, all they have to do is make sure that they position their children, begging for martyrdom within a large. . .cistern, or container of some sort, have them blow themselves to bits, then bury those bits in any field that collects sunlight and water.

"Palestinian Martyrs, The perfect fertilizer, successful since Armenius's pyric victory." I Think I read a new ad campaign!

Posted by: Wickedpinto on December 23, 2005 03:39 AM

Exact same thing happened when Mugabe kicked white farmers off their land and gave it to the locals; a sudden and mysterious dropoff in crop yield (down to about 0.0% productivity in fact).

The nimrods want the farm but are too lazy to teach themselves to run it and too fractious to pull together and make it happen even if they did get the concept.

Let 'em eat bombs; I hear they're at least good at making those.

Posted by: Scott on December 23, 2005 08:41 AM

It might have been more of a gesture of cooperation had they asked Israel directly to help them.

Posted by: Mark V. on December 23, 2005 09:10 AM

Fater kicking them out the palastinians want help from the isrealy farmers that what happens when you become too interested in taking land and you turn out to be a greenhouse greenhorn

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 23, 2005 09:51 AM

Anita Tucker, an expelled Gaza resident and one of the pioneer farmers of Gush Katif, told WND, "I am not at all surprised the Palestinians are failing. When they worked in our greenhouses they needed to be monitored closely. Many didn't understand certain things, like not using different kinds of chemicals. Plus when we were in Gaza, our efforts were blessed by God."

Posted by: Don Carne on December 23, 2005 10:10 AM

you turn out to be a greenhouse greenhorn

*single tear runs slowly down lauraw's cheek*

Posted by: lauraw on December 23, 2005 10:47 AM

Many didn't understand certain things, like not using different kinds of chemicals.

I figured they were experts with fertilizer...

Posted by: Bart on December 23, 2005 11:01 AM

Hamas actually moved in, according to news reports, to protect the greenhouses after the initial looting. I don't think Israel is any kind of major supplier of financial assistance to the PA, in food or anything else, other than it periodically remitting a proportion of taxes (probably a shrinking amount) levied from Palestinians. One of the reasons that Israel has refrained from dismantling the PA in the past has been that Israel did not want to take back direct responsibility for the welfare of the Palestinian population.

Posted by: Paul Freedman on December 23, 2005 11:11 AM

*** Greenhouse Swarm!!!! ***

Posted by: Dketch on December 23, 2005 12:11 PM

greenhouse greenhorn

stands, clapping, slowly at first, then faster, louder

Posted by: Dave in Texas on December 23, 2005 01:10 PM

It's the old rotten apple syndrome.

Posted by: Dennis on December 23, 2005 03:29 PM

I told you guys, Spurwing should be the next U.S. President. He can stay on message no matter what the opposition party may throw at him. His message is short, direct, and uncomplicated, which every good propagandist from Geobbels to Madison Avenue's finest can tell you is the only way to reach the masses.

He's a genius, people. Genius.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 23, 2005 07:56 PM

And if you'd ever seen the fruits and veggies coming from the Gaza greenhouses, you would know that indeed, they were blessed by God.

Posted by: Sue Dohnim on December 23, 2005 07:58 PM

And if you'd ever seen the fruits and veggies coming from the Gaza greenhouses, you would know that indeed, they were blessed by God.

At first, I thought this had something to do with Spurwing. lol!

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