A few more beers, and Allah will start dribbling about that french teleprompt reader. And that's when you want to call it a night, Ace and Karol.

Ace o' Spades lifstyle - now with bonus typos

Anotber weird tbing, aiches and bees are suddenly intercbangeahle. I tbink you guys are messing witb dangerous forces getting hotb of you in tbe same room.

"Allah and Ace are currently discussing gayness."

Ahhh, weekdays.

Karol, I hope you brought your mace. The gayness thing could be a trick.

Uhhh, on second thought, probably not.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Who's the bottom?

What, just because Elton John got "married", Ace and Allah gotta get hitched too?

Ace and Allah will never work as Allah hates pirates.

Wow, this could be blogosphere history. When two big As meet. I suspect they are meeting up to go see BM.

Ace and Allah are on the verge of something truly historic.

I mean, besides losing their virginity to one another.

I see a "crazy blog money" partnership being formed, the "Lennon-McCartney" of the blogging world.

With Karol playing the role of the anti-Yoko, who brought these two cowboys together.

You watch...the last time something like this happened, Ace announced he was on STREAMING INTERNET RADIO.

Mark my words...as soon as Allah gets done tea-bagging him, there will be a whole new media venture brought forth for your enjoyment.

What do you mean "order a 12 pack"? Are you three so big now that you can't take your own hiney's down to the liquor store?

Hmm. Maybe Allah's going to be on Hoist tomorrow. But, if they keep drinking there may be no Hoist.

Another 12 pack of ribbed or extra thin? Face it Karol, your the beard.

I don't know how flattering it is to be a woman alone with two guys and all they want to discuss is "gayness."

Karol, I hope you brought your mace. The gayness thing could be a trick.

Wiser words were never spoken. Keep both of them in front of you, Karol.

There's a special message from Allah at Karol's blog.

The funny thing is that if they keep drinking and want to play strip p-oker, Karol being the p-oker afficienado will have them both naked in less than an hour. Of course, maybe that's what they really want.

Code words for this whole night: Ned Testicular

I always like the name Fabio Testi.

I kinda lean toward the old Greek Testiclese

Or is that Latin?

Or is that Latin?

Greek. DEFINITELY Greek.

Who knew that those three would be so boring when they got together and started drinking? I'm disappointed guys and Karol.

Everyone knows that Karol doesn't need any placating, but probably Ace does. How many 12 paks does it take to get Allah to change his policy? Or will the love of a good man do the job?

They're all a bunch of fairies! You're a fairy, too, Karol!

I like fairies.

Ok, funniest comment thread in a long time.

''Allah hates pirates.''
Nah. Thick as thieves.
There have been islamo-pirates terrorizing the high seas for hundreds of years
Allah [the Wise and Merciful] gets a cut of the bootay.

Allah really does hate pirates. *

And fat chicks.

Ace is a fat chick pirate.

HELLLLLOOOOOOO this was one of those times that you pull a Minnesota Vikings and fly in the whores. Ahem ahem ahem.

Plan. Ahead. Next. Time.

Plan. Ahead. Next. Time.

It's nice to see an advocacy for a higher standard of professionalism than this blog normally enjoys.

The weird tbing is, Allab is neitber a celebrity nor a mutant.

Yeah, just a little shy. No major deformities.

For the record, it wasn't just me, Ace, and Karol; several bloghotties dropped by over the course of the evening. I thought maybe Karol had arranged it, that she was going to act as procuress or something, but when I offered one of them money for a "party," they disabused me of that impression.

Anyway, the only thing missing was Jeff Goldstein. That would have been like blog Yalta.

several bloghotties dropped by over the course of the evening.

mmm bloghotties; aka bloghos.

Hot, but not ho-ish. Alas.

Is Ace going to have a show today?

Has Allah ever been a guest on Hoist the Black Fag?

Anyway, the only thing missing was Jeff Goldstein

Allah,

Chicks don't want to sit around watching grown men play video games. Or talk to their pants.

These guys are spending the evening trying to bust the nerve to get the Crisco out of the cupboard and I'm out with RWS at Spice Market, ogling her daughter and pounding Singha.

What a diverse city, eh?

Anyway, the only thing missing was Jeff Goldstein.

Sometimes he goes missing for days at a time.

If this is your idea of a joke, I as a Muslim certainly don't find it funny.

- MENJ

Hey Menj, I don't think Ace is that funny, either. But he and Allah have a beautifully gay relationship and I don't want to spoil it for them. So lighten up.

Menjy, one more thing. It would be nice if you would stick around and answer some questions about the Religion of Peace.

Would you?

And people ask why Allah stopped blogging.

So, Allah, when you gonna blog again?

Chicks don't want to sit around watching grown men play video games. Or talk to their pants

So THAT'S what I was doing wrong...