Huh. I see someone never took French (Le/La/Les/L'. . . ;-).

However, I'll cut you slack for this lovely image:

Gerard Depardieu's World of Sensual Foot Massage

I'll take that one to my grave, pal, thanks.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

5. Monsiuer Crocodile, Please Eat Us Last

Anyone who can refernce a Winston Churchill quote in a French flame thread, is damn funny in my book.

What?! No Melissa Theuriau?

Hmmmm Melissa Theuriau, I would eat week old spam from her butt crack.

Dave, shouldn't you be working?

I expect my tax dollars to be spent wisely. More guns. Always more guns.

And nifty missiles.

Hey pal, I gotta eat lunch *sometime*.

As for the missiles, if you've loved Fiscal Year 2006, just wait to see what we deliver in Fiscal Year 2007! Fancy new-fangled fun ways to provide death and destruction for all of America's enemies.

War. . . it's fannn-tastic!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

1. Le Philosophie, which explores metaphysical questions such as "If Jerry Lewis exists, why does He allow evil in the world?"

I believe M. Lewis already tackled this question in The day the Clown Cried (scroll past the appalling illustration).

As for the missiles, if you've loved Fiscal Year 2006, just wait to see what we deliver in Fiscal Year 2007! Fancy new-fangled fun ways to provide death and destruction for all of America's enemies.

Merry Christmas to me, then.

As a government worker myself, I wonder how much AoSHQ is costing the federal and state governments in lost productivity?

As a government worker myself, I wonder how much AoSHQ is costing the federal and state governments in lost productivity?

You know the joke how alcohol kills the weakest brain cells?

I figure Ace is doing that for Uncle Sam. I feel that the rest of my day is quite efficient because I've wasted what free time I have reading this stupid blog. Sure beats talking about another episode of Lost around the coffee machine.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

That's OK - it hits the private sectors equally hard. Anyway, what fraction of a missile can my taxes purchase? -like to think it's going towards something fun. Maybe the government could allow taxpayers to put their name on "their" missile or JDAM - sort of an ownership military-industrial complex.

As a government worker myself, I wonder how much AoSHQ is costing the federal and state governments in lost productivity?

Well, it's holding up my final report to the Air Force. Whether that affects productivity one way or the other is questionable, though.

slowing me down is actually better for my company. I make fewer mistakes in the same amount of time.

Will he care for MANIMAL? or maybe MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT or ME AND THE CHIMP or even MR TERRIFIC some of the baddist TV shows ever

It took George Bush to make the French look statesman like.

I am a paragon of efficiency in my job, of course.

When I'm not wasting time on this site.

I was thinking more along the lines of a few Jacques Cousteau reruns. I'd watch that. I've been wondering what new things the crew of the Calypso had to show us for about twenty years now.

That's OK - it hits the private sectors equally hard. Anyway, what fraction of a missile can my taxes purchase? -like to think it's going towards something fun. Maybe the government could allow taxpayers to put their name on "their" missile or JDAM - sort of an ownership military-industrial complex.

Wait a second.

That is genius.

Would you pay $50 for the privilege of having a message written on the nose of a JDAM (128 char. max)? I would. $20 for a tank round? $5 for a bullet (you can get your damn name written on a rice grain at the carnival)?

Is this the hare-brained money-making scheme the government has been waiting for?

Sure beats talking about another episode of Lost around the coffee machine.

Right! Now you can talk about the straight male's reaction to ass-humping in Brokeback Mountain with a certain amount of erudition and authority.