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Rappin' Jelly DonutIt's on Al Gore's Current TV website. Is it good enough to give him traffic? Eh, close enough. It's pretty sad anyway that Al Gore is now reduced to running an oscure cable channel, so what's the harm? It'll be off the air soon enough. Thanks to Bohemian Conservative. It's Old Preemptive Strike: Of course "it's old." Al Gore just discovered it. Al Gore is one of the four people in the United States less hip than I am. The other three are Hansen. Although, seriously, that chick in the band is all sorts of hot. Credit Correction: The link I provided initially was to a copycat Bohemian Conservative. The new link is to the real one. posted by Ace at 01:40 PM
CommentsHmm. Al Gore has associated himself with this clip --- wherein the Jelly Donut uses terms such as "kick ass" and "I come by the dozen" (w/obvious innuendo) I don't mind. But what does that sanctimonious, hypocritical bitch Tipper Gore think about this potty language on her fat hubby's channel? Posted by: bostonirish on December 7, 2005 01:47 PM
There's a hot chick in Hansen? Hansen?? Weren't they the boy band with the bubble gum pop hit about six years ago, "Doo Wop" something or other? Posted by: Fred on December 7, 2005 02:04 PM
awesome family guy reference :) Posted by: Shawn on December 7, 2005 02:07 PM
I believe the song was titled mmmm bop. Posted by: kev on December 7, 2005 02:07 PM
How embarassing... losing a rap contest to a fucking jelly doughnut... WTF??? Posted by: Madfish Willie on December 7, 2005 02:41 PM
Seriously, now. Taylor Hansen? More girlishly cute even than Chris Klein. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on December 7, 2005 03:04 PM
I initially read the title as "Raping Jelly Donut". Didn't really phaze me, I just thought it was part of the AOSHQ lifestyle. Posted by: Mark on December 7, 2005 03:36 PM
I believe the song was titled mmmm bop. You would know that, wouldn't you? Are you sure it's a girl, or just a fourth brother? Posted by: cheshirecat on December 7, 2005 11:17 PM
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