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December 04, 2005

Study: Psychic Trauma By Exposure To Evil Rat-Men Cannot Flip Sexuality Back To Straight

Dr. Reo Symes reminds us of this controversial, and apparently ineffectual, treatment.


posted by Ace at 06:44 PM
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Damn... that's some funny stuff. Nothing like seeing a 6 foot tall man scream like a little girl. Bonus points when he's from PETA.

Posted by: krakatoa on December 4, 2005 06:57 PM

Ace - What on earth makes you think that guy's guy?

Posted by: Chad on December 4, 2005 06:59 PM

You know, I still think dude deserves testosterone points for sticking his head in the door and saying, "little man, do you need help?"

Posted by: S. Weasel on December 4, 2005 07:07 PM

Actually, that's why I suspect he's gay. Homos are notoriously solicitious of the feelings of degenerate Dr. Moreau rat-things.

Posted by: ace on December 4, 2005 07:11 PM

"Feel my heartbeat, man"

lol!

Posted by: BrewFan on December 4, 2005 07:12 PM

But actually, I hate when he says that.

In movies, there's almost always some dickweed who, when confronted with a face-eating space monster, says "Oh no, let's not kill it, let's study it. Let's communicate with it."

And you hate that guy, but you also think There's no way such idiots exist in real life.

And then this guy sees a degenerate rat-man vermin-thing, and he wants to know if it needs help.

So, those people do exist, damnit.

Posted by: ace on December 4, 2005 07:14 PM

If he's not gay, he's effeminate for sure. One can tell.

Besides...a guy in PETA? Isn't that, like, confirmation he's not straight?

Posted by: Muslihoon on December 4, 2005 07:36 PM

Muslihoon,

A straight guy could be infiltrating PETA to get some of that hot naked PETA chick action. Saw some cartoon this afternoon where one character told his hippie friend that sure the 60's and peace-nik ideas were a good way to get meet girls, but he had a real job now and hippie ideas don't work in the real world.

Posted by: Dale on December 4, 2005 07:47 PM

So how do Ace and the Dr. know for sure this guy wasn't straight after the shoot?

Just askin'.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on December 4, 2005 08:33 PM

Ex-housemate of mine, straight as far as I know, went past PETA into ALF territory. (No, not that ALF.)

Posted by: Knemon on December 4, 2005 08:33 PM

Well, now. No wonder my gaydar doesn't work.

Posted by: Muslihoon on December 4, 2005 09:47 PM

You do not have to be gay to be in PETA, but it sure helps. Honestly the guy was a pole smoker. He clutched his pearls, one very very gay queens clutch the pearls when distressed.

Posted by: Marty on December 4, 2005 10:31 PM

Homos are notoriously solicitious of the feelings of degenerate Dr. Moreau rat-things.

C'mon Ace. You have to admit the thing was a little bit cute.

Posted by: Chad on December 4, 2005 10:46 PM

See? Fuckin' homos gettin' all misty-eyed at the man-vermin.

Posted by: ace on December 4, 2005 10:57 PM

There's no way such idiots exist in real life.

We'll get this gay guy and the girl from McDonald's for a new reality show, The Stupid Life.

Posted by: Bart on December 4, 2005 11:09 PM

I worked on that show. Our control room was right off the hallway that poof ran down (yup - he was gay like a stack of strawberry pancakes). We were pratically having seizures trying not to laugh loud enough for him to hear.

Also, notice that the first time he tries the door to the hallway, it's unlocked. When he first ran out, we thought we'd have to "reveal" right then, but Dave, our fucking hillarious actor, managed to coax him back into the room. Once he was back in, one of our people locked the door from the other side, and when he tries to get back out, it's locked.

One last point: the VH1 show edited down that bit. For all who think it was so humane to ask if the "little man" needed help, you should watch the actual show and see him wish (outloud) that he had a gun so he could shoot it.

Posted by: some dude on December 5, 2005 07:10 AM

These PETA jerks beleive rats have rights why dont they tell that to parents who live in rat infested brownstone where rats are biting their infants and toddlers the PETA dolt may only get a toe in the seat of their pants just before they go bouncing down the steps

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 5, 2005 10:40 AM

I know one thing; if that guy isn't gay, he damn sure missed his calling.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus on December 5, 2005 12:33 PM
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