The words My Pretty Pony have taken a new and disturbing meaning for me.

Internal injuries..Ace, you seem to be implying that he was ... um whatever.. maybe he was just kicked by the horse..

Maybe he thought it was Penelope Cruz..

I'm sick of fundamentalist Christian Amerikkka's repressive attitudes towards sex. Perhaps we should learn from our enlightened friends in Europe where the city of Berlin plans to have 40K camels in fishnets and pumps ready for the World Cup.

The dude was obviously stupid, so he could have been stupid enough to be behind the horse and get a swift kick to the midsection, rupturing every ogran there.

Scary story. This is why I have my girlfriends sign a waiver.

(thank you. thank you. yes, some of my best work.)

I'm inclined to doubt the "injuries sustained via kick" theory. Not that it isn't a comforting illusion, but we must look at the truth with cold eyes and hard hearts.

If this man suffered his injuries due to a kick from the horse's hoof or similar manner, the article would have told us that. Few people are so cruel as to allow us to suffer under this misapprehension.

No, the notable absence of any explanation for how the injuries were sustained leaves only the most sinister of possibilities.

So this is what it feels like to go mad.

Where's the video?

Obviously, the horse was acting in self defense.

I blame global warming.

From another article

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.

Ok, ok, 'nuff hatemail. I will clarify. The horse was justified in killing the participant, not because the horse was not into hot human he-sex (all of Gaia's creature's are into it), but because the participants did not get consent from France before attempting an equine insertion.

As we know, failure to get France's permission allows one to murder without consequence.

And yes, tubino, fine, horses have rights too and should vote, but they don't have the right to a lawyer. no matter how much it loves you.

And global warming is to blame, pompous, because the horse was displaced northward from his natural habitat to escape the tortuous temps of Northern California. Very traumatizing. the but.for. causation is clearly the .02 degree C increase in temperature.

Excuse me, I am now going to spike a tree.

HAH! Just another one trick pony.

I wonder what his tombstone inscription will be?

tombstone inscription:

IT STILL HURTS

"once you've had blackie, you never come backy"

how about..
I told you it was better to give than to receive

Now I know the solution to the "not so snug" butt plug problem Jeneane Garofalo has been having. Seems we found somthing that will fit quite nicely.

Not to get too graphic about it but... oh who am I kidding I am a complete pig after all-

Isn't there just a bit of a corollary between Pinyan's relationship with the stallion and the far Left's relationship with terrorists (both in terms of the relationship's nature and it's final outcome)?

I trust I need say no more on the matter.....

Well, you can always link to me...I wrote about it, baby...ya know, before you did 'n stuff.

"The dude was obviously stupid, so he could have been stupid enough to be behind the horse and get a swift kick to the midsection, rupturing every ogran there."

Are you sure the internal injuries were the result of a kick?

Now guys- if it weren't enough that we were having wonderful discussions of how to get home after too much man-love at the truck stop, now we have to have discussions of how to get home after too much horsie-love on the farm?!

I thought this shit only happened in my neck of the woods... imagine the look on all faces when we got this story into the newsroom from an affiliate in the region...

http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745

Okay, I'm retarded- how do you make that a link?

tmi3rd

Yikes, I sit corrected. Fault my horrified optimism for hoping it was for a kick and not a "ruptured colon".

Egads, I've still got the heebie jeebies.

Hopefully, the horse at least offered him the courtesty of reach-around, so he went out with a smile on his face.

What can I tell ya, the guy was beggin' for it. Was I supposed to warn him that I'm "hung like a stallion."

Vonage should use the video for one of their commercials...

All this story (and the other story about that Swedish cretin reading porno to 6-year-olds) shows is that if there is a limit to mankind's perversity, it hasn't been found yet.

C'mon Ace, how dare you call him a pervert. If the Left has taught me anything, it is that you can't judge anyone and every thing is relative. No one is a pervert anymore. Except Bushitler of course, because he's just evil.

Joeindc44,

Hell, if he'd just asked the French, not only would they have approved of the act, but they would have allowed him to eat the horse afterward.

Will the jerks at PETA be demanding his head on a pole? will all those hollywood nit wits be wanting to have him drwn and quartered?

As Niven and Pournelle like to say, "Consider it evolution in action ....."

I bet this news story got Andrew Sullivan all hot and bothered...

Check out Jim Treacher's take on this story. (No fewer than three painful puns.)

http://jimtreacher.com/archives/001325.html

I'm still not clear on something; Is it being assumed that "internal injuries" mean that the guy was presenting to a stallion as if he were in estrus, or is it known that that's how it went down? Because if you're trying to nail a mare and it kicks you in the stomach, I'll bet it's the internal damage that would kill you.

Yes, we know it was the former. Scroll up in the comments for a dispositive quote.

I did that RIGHT after I hit Post. Maybe I should think about doing stuff like that in a different order from now on.