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November 30, 2005
As a complement to Ace's excellent preceeding post...A Democrat to make Nancy Pelosi proud! Clement Laird Vallandigham - Copperhead Although the Democratic party had broken apart in 1860, during the secession crisis Democrats in the North were generally more conciliatory toward the South than were Republicans. They called themselves Peace Democrats; their opponents called them Copperheads because some wore copper pennies as identifying badges. A majority of Peace Democrats supported war to save the Union, but a strong and active minority asserted that the Republicans had provoked the South into secession; that the Republicans were waging the war in order to establish their own domination, suppress civil and states rights, and impose "racial equality"; and that military means had failed and would never restore the Union. Sound familiar? The most prominent Copperhead leader was Clement L. Valladigham a former Ohio Congressman from Dayton, Ohio. He was also a notorious, thinly-veiled, Southern sympathizer who made speeches, to anyone who would listen, calling the war, "wicked and cruel," and which was quite obvious to all. Then however, Vallandigham strayed beyond the realm of reality and suggested that the Republicans only wanted to end slavery to further their quest for a dictatorship. But here is the part which makes me love Lincoln so much! On May 5, 1863, a Company of the 115th Ohio Volunteer Infantry, dispatched to Dayton, Ohio by special train, broke into Vallandigham's house at 3:00 A.M. and arrested him. The former Congressman was taken from his home in a nightshirt and quickly transported to Cincinnati where he would be tried by a military commission the following day on charges of "treasonable utterances." Riots broke out in Dayton in response to the arrest, with fires destroying an entire city block. Troops from Columbus and and Cincinnati were brought in and martial law declared. Vallandigham was soon convicted of aiding the Confederates, and on May 19, 1863 President Lincoln ordered Secretary of War Stanton to see to it that Vallandigham was banished to "beyond the military lines of the United States and not be permitted to return, under threat of arrest." Federal troops in Tennessee turned Vallandigham over to the Confederate Army on May 25, 1863. In June, President Davis of the Confederate States, having no use for Vallandigham, orders him to Wilmington, North Carolina to be guarded as an "alien enemy." That same month. Peace Democrats in Ohio nominate the the exiled and incarcerated Vallandigham for Governor. A committee of the Democratic convention demanded that President Lincoln reverse his ordered exile of Vallandigham. Lincoln refused. "Must I," Lincoln lamented, "shoot a simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while I must not touch a hair of a wiley agitator who induces him to desert?" In October, Vallandigham, now exiled by the Confederate States to Canada, would be defeated for the Ohio Governorship by Democrat John Brough from Marietta. On June 14, 1864, one year after being exiled, Clement Vallandigham slips back into the country and arrives in Ohio wearing a feeble disguise that fails to deceive the Federal agents watching him. There is a happy ending though! In June of 1871, Clement Vallandigham, defending an Ohio man charged with murder, requested a change of venue to Warren County, Ohio. There, in his hotel room at the Golden Lamb Inn at Lebanon, Ohio, Vallandigham was rehearsing his final arguments to the jury. He would suggest that his client was innocent and that the victim had actually killed himself accidentally. To demonstrate the freak accident he proposed, Vallandigham planned to pull a similar pistol from his trouser pocket to demonstrate how it might accidentally fire. While practicing his arguments in his room at the Golden Lamb, Vallandigham pulled the pistol and, ironically, it fired, sending a bullet into his abdomen at point blank range. Clement Vallandigham, the notorious Southern-sympathizer from Ohio, once banished from the Union by President Lincoln, died the next morning at the age of fifty-one. posted by Tanker at 09:21 PM
CommentsI hope I speak for all Ohioans when I say: the traitor reaped his just reward. Posted by: Guy T. on November 30, 2005 09:27 PM
I'm from Dayton, and -- back in the day -- we had an Ohio hosity requirement for high school graduation. We learned about The Cox family, and the Great dayton Flood, but not one word of this. I feel that a piece of *my* history was stolen from me. And oh, yeah, dittos to Guy T. Posted by: speedster1 on November 30, 2005 09:50 PM
Some lawyers will go to any length to prove their case. Let this be an example to many many others. Posted by: dougf on November 30, 2005 09:51 PM
See, I *told* ya I was p*ssed off. Posted by: speedster1 on November 30, 2005 09:51 PM
so, Tanker, did he get the guy off or not? He seems to have proved his theory. Posted by: ace on November 30, 2005 10:09 PM
I like beef Posted by: uhh on November 30, 2005 10:39 PM
I had dinner at the Golden Lamb a couple of weeks ago. Next time I'm going to have to ask in which room this idiot shot himself, as a matter of ghoulish curiosity. Posted by: Kerry on November 30, 2005 10:43 PM
Beef. It's what's for dinner. Posted by: uhh on November 30, 2005 10:52 PM
tonight Posted by: uhh on November 30, 2005 10:53 PM
He was also decorated war hero in Vietnam. Posted by: Dennis on November 30, 2005 11:12 PM
He was also decorated war hero in Vietnam. Abraham Lincoln was? Now that's impressive. Posted by: sandy burger on November 30, 2005 11:22 PM
Just another guy from Dayton checking in. Sure seems to be a lot of us. What's with that Ace? Haven't made it to the Golden Lamb yet. Heard Bruce Williams talking about it a few years ago. Posted by: Dale on November 30, 2005 11:27 PM
Excellent, Tanker. Four people came to mind while I read the quotes; Dennis Kucinich, Al Sharpton, Michael Moore, and George Galloway. Posted by: Bart on December 1, 2005 12:01 AM
Hey, I actually knew this story! Heard about it at a local cemetery tour in central Ohio. One of the prominent figures buried there was a huge supporter of this guy, and with it being a cemetery tour and all, Vallandigham's death made a great story, even if he wasn't buried there himself. The cemetery's also home to another guy who died at the Golden Lamb - Charles Sherman, father of William T. It's an awesome cemetery, considering its modest size and its modest location. And really, that's why I'm here, to brag about my hometown even when it has absolutely no relevence or entertainment value. I also love the Golden Lamb. Just had to say that. So historic and wonderful. (hey, remember the famous Bush photo?) Posted by: mary on December 1, 2005 12:27 AM
Thanks for posting this, Tanker. Stories like this (and "Gangs of New York", in book form anyway) let us know how the War Between the States and Reconstruction went down in the "Republican" north. As speedster points out, northern states treat this as secret history. Racism is only found south of Dixie and the reason blacks don't live in the nice parts of town is because of the cold, yadda yadda. The Republicans were strong in New England, upstate NY and PA, and in select cities (notably Peoria). They were mud in the Irish parts of New York City and in much of the Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois countryside. There were free blacks living in these Northern Democrat areas but they were very much the minority and often lived in fear. Following the faltering of Reconstruction in the mid-to-late 1870s and particularly after Garfield's assassination in 1881, those regions which had voted Dem during the late 1850s expelled their blacks in an orgy of pogroms, and then kept them out with a variety of semi-secret ordinances and a wink-nudge attitude toward private vigilantism. Thus was born the Sundown Town and for that matter the inner-city ghetto. (c.f. Sundown Towns, James Loewen) This explains creatures like Vallandigham, and for that matter Wallace's popularity in Indiana. Posted by: David Ross on December 1, 2005 09:34 AM
Alternately it could be that those agents who kept tabs on George Galloway Vallandigham saw his little rehearsal as an opportunity to nudge the hand of fate just a bit to one side by visiting him in his hotel room and popping him in the stomache with his own pistol, thereby simultaneously bringing their tiresome watch to an end as well as removing a traitor in rather poetic fashion. Posted by: Scott on December 1, 2005 12:11 PM
Seems like strikethrough works in the preview pane but is dropped when the post goes live... :=] Posted by: Scott on December 1, 2005 12:12 PM
So the Union kicked him out to the Confederacy, and the Confederacy kicked him out to Canada, and Canada let him stay. Pretty low standards in Canada, eh? Posted by: Bob Hawkins on December 1, 2005 02:39 PM
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Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
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People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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