Sorry you're feeling poorly, Ace.

Oh, cry me a river, you congested crybaby! I want quality content, and I want it right now! Chop chop!

Great, what am I supposed to do now that I can't hang on the phone for 40 -50 minutes in hopes of y'all taking my phone call? Work?!

I failed my saving throw against fatigue

On the contrary, Ace, I come here in the hopes that you'll be loaded up on at least some black market Nyquil.

Ace, I'm sorry you're under the weather. But, face it--Nyquil and Val-U-Rite are what give this site its panache and fetch in the traffic.

In fact, I've been experimenting with an interesting cocktail of Nyquil, Val-U-Rite, and peach schnapps that I think goes very nicely with the Ace of Spades Lifestyle. Once I've perfected the recipe, we could call it the "Ace in the Hole," or "Pure Herbal Viagro" or something, and start marketing Ace of Spades Pre-mixed Boxed Refreshers. With a product line like that, you could buy Glen Reynolds' XKE just to poop in it.

I have a Constitution of 19 and a Strength of 18/75

I guess this is Ace's way of telling us he is a dwarf or unusually "husky" gnome.

Wait, you're supposed to buy it first?

Whoops.

Sissy.

David Duke supports Cindy Sheehan (whose son, Casey, was killed in Iraq).

Duke especially appreciates Cindy's (whose son, Casey, was killed in Iraq) blame the Joos stance.

http://www.davidduke.com/index.php?p=350

I know, it's old.

Ace,

You may want to consider switching from ValueRite vodka to Fleishmann's gin - it's cheaper and even more disgusting, and being cheap gin will add a mean(er) edge to your outlook on life. And that could be fun the next time Andy the uber wanker gets in your way.

You think that fake doctor would be good for some real drugs.

ace--nyquil is just cheap alcohol...cheaper than val-u-rite vodka. and not good for you .
make yourself nice hot whiskey punch w/ lemon and honey. yummy and nutritious.

while I have a Constitution of 19 and a Strength of 18/75, even I come a little under the weather sometimes.

You are such a dork.

(my CON is 20 as a dwarf in the NWN system). ;)