First!

WOOOOO!!!!!

Puppies.

Thank ye, o munificent thread god!

Is it just me or is Jose Padillo a long, tall glass of Turkish coffee?

Impeach Chimpy!

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He can plant his dirty bomb on me anytime!

I dunno, Ace. For the full-on Atrios experience you need to ditch the MovableType comment engine and replace it with a freebie Haloscan account. Then you, too, could have wildly inaccurate comment counts on your free Blogspot-hosted training wheels blog.

If Atrios came to power, he'd save taxpayers tons of money by closing federal offices and having Federal employees drive around the city all day, steering the car with their knees and sending faxes over their cell phones.

Here's a new mode of transportation for the Hip AoS Lifestyle.
Do you know what a Go-Ped(tm) is?

Imagine a scooter with a little whiny 2-stroke engine on the back. (think lawn trimmer)
Imagine someone putting a Big Engine on one.
Imagine a skinny kid in a t-shirt racing a souped up Trans-Am with it.

Guess who wins?

Fast Go-Ped

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fish.

I tried to change the lightbulb, but it melted and ran out of the socket, burning my hand. Then it turned into some dirty underpants that I sniffed until my head exploded and the fragments formed a Yoko Ono collage in the starry, starry sky.

C'mon, Ace!

We need a new open thread! This one has like, 10 comments in it already! I bet we'd never be treated this way at Atrios!!!

Cheney Endorses XBOX 360!

If Atrios farts in a forest, 200,000 lefties will show up out of nowhere to inhale the essence.

And then they'll have a picnic.

Wheras if Oliver Willis farts in a forest, 200,000 organisms suffer instant death.

Wheras if Oliver Willis farts in a forest

That's a racist premise.

Nah. Racist would be "farts in a jungle."