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November 23, 2005

Open Thread

If a tree farts in the forest but there's no one to smell it, does it bother to blame the dog?

(Slublog tells me that Atrios started a new open thread. Just tryin' to keep up.)


posted by Ace at 09:14 AM
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First!

WOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: on November 23, 2005 09:16 AM

Puppies.

Posted by: on November 23, 2005 09:26 AM

Thank ye, o munificent thread god!

Is it just me or is Jose Padillo a long, tall glass of Turkish coffee?

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on November 23, 2005 09:28 AM

Impeach Chimpy!

Posted by: Mark on November 23, 2005 09:29 AM

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Reuters_Photo/2005/11/22/1132689192_7189/300h.jpg

He can plant his dirty bomb on me anytime!

Posted by: Gaylord Ravenal on November 23, 2005 09:30 AM

I dunno, Ace. For the full-on Atrios experience you need to ditch the MovableType comment engine and replace it with a freebie Haloscan account. Then you, too, could have wildly inaccurate comment counts on your free Blogspot-hosted training wheels blog.

If Atrios came to power, he'd save taxpayers tons of money by closing federal offices and having Federal employees drive around the city all day, steering the car with their knees and sending faxes over their cell phones.

Posted by: Les Jones on November 23, 2005 09:58 AM

Here's a new mode of transportation for the Hip AoS Lifestyle.
Do you know what a Go-Ped(tm) is?

Imagine a scooter with a little whiny 2-stroke engine on the back. (think lawn trimmer)
Imagine someone putting a Big Engine on one.
Imagine a skinny kid in a t-shirt racing a souped up Trans-Am with it.

Guess who wins?

Fast Go-Ped

Posted by: Retired Geezer on November 23, 2005 11:19 AM

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fish.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 23, 2005 12:03 PM

I tried to change the lightbulb, but it melted and ran out of the socket, burning my hand. Then it turned into some dirty underpants that I sniffed until my head exploded and the fragments formed a Yoko Ono collage in the starry, starry sky.

Posted by: Salvador Dali on November 23, 2005 12:14 PM

C'mon, Ace!

We need a new open thread! This one has like, 10 comments in it already! I bet we'd never be treated this way at Atrios!!!

Posted by: Mr. Right on November 23, 2005 12:32 PM
Posted by: bullwinkle on November 23, 2005 12:52 PM

If Atrios farts in a forest, 200,000 lefties will show up out of nowhere to inhale the essence.

Posted by: rd on November 23, 2005 01:13 PM

And then they'll have a picnic.

Posted by: Slublog on November 23, 2005 01:16 PM

Wheras if Oliver Willis farts in a forest, 200,000 organisms suffer instant death.

Posted by: Mark on November 23, 2005 01:18 PM

Wheras if Oliver Willis farts in a forest

That's a racist premise.

Posted by: Oliver on November 23, 2005 01:49 PM

Nah. Racist would be "farts in a jungle."

Posted by: on November 23, 2005 02:18 PM
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