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Atrios Just Updated! New Post! New Post!Thanks to Slublog, I can now report: Atrios just posted again, and I'm shocked to learn it's... an Open Thread. Open Thread Yep, Duncan Black -- or as I know him, "The Godfather of Open Threads, the Hardest Workin' Man In the Blogosphere" -- now has posted in the last twenty-four hours: six open threads two "housecleaning posts," one about comments, the other about traffic five or so links without comment one extended quote from a WaPo writer without any original commentary and about 15-20 sentences, in total, of his own writing. How the hell does he keep this kind of frenetic pace up? For god's sakes, man, you're only human-- take time to breathe! I shit you not, this man is my new f'n' hero. First Comments: yes I can see why they're so happy. I mean, the guy sometimes makes them wait five, six minutes before starting a new Open Thread. posted by Ace at 10:13 PM
CommentsAnd still: 200,000 hits a day. Someone needs to do a study of blog traffic and really get down to nuts and bolts of why certain sites get big. I become more convinced each day that it has little to do with talent and more to do with reaching some kind of critical mass of readership after which point things start to snowball. My own blog was exhibit A in that regard. Not nearly as good as yours or Goldstein's (or a host of other people's), but more widely read than most. Maybe it's time for me to read that Malcolm Gladwell book about tipping points. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:18 PM
That's what I'm countin' on. I just need to get to 40,000 or so and then it's OPEN THREAD CITY, BABY!!! That's just how I roll. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 10:19 PM
You know, I'm starting to suspect that Allah sticks a "my blog sucked" bit into every comment just to hear us poor schlubs praise him some more. I'm also starting to suspect that Duncan Black has been replaced by a 10-line perl script. Posted by: someone on November 22, 2005 10:24 PM
I think somebody's got a crush. Posted by: harrison on November 22, 2005 10:24 PM
Atrios- post after substantive post, meticulously and analytically stickin' it to the man! Posted by: roscoe k on November 22, 2005 10:26 PM
It's not false modesty, someone. My hand to God. It fucking genuinely bugs me that people like Jeff and Ace aren't bigger than they are. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:27 PM
As much as I like Little Green Footballs, my visits there are not very frequent. LGF has the habit of posting excerpts of articles and their links. That's all well and good, but most of the time LGF offers no comment, no analysis. I want to read comments not visit a directory of current stories (mostly about the Palestinians and other Muslims). LGF has a lot of open threads, too, with oddball pics at their entrance. Posted by: Bart on November 22, 2005 10:27 PM
"six open threads two "housecleaning posts," one about comments, the other about traffic five or so links without comment one extended quote from a WaPo writer without any original commentary and about four medium-sized paragraphs, in total, of his own writing." Maybe it's just because it's getting close to the Holidays, but I couldn't help but try to fit that into a song somehow while reading it... Posted by: cardeblu on November 22, 2005 10:28 PM
Yeah, the open threads at LGF are unfortunate. One of the guys who comments at Protein Wisdom said recently that when a blogger starts posting open threads, his commenters have officially outgrown their usefulness. I agree. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:33 PM
Oh Moon God, Your stuff struck a lot deeper in the viscera than others'. (Esp. Jeff, who's intentionally esoteric.) Let's just say there's a lot more -- and stronger -- free-floating sentiment out there about Islamonuts than pretty much any topic you can name (like, you know, Martha Stewart, D&D, etc.). The PC that makes Charles Johnson's great blog almost unmentionable in polite company keeps it an underserved segment of the culture. Posted by: someone on November 22, 2005 10:36 PM
Who cares? I wants me my 200,000 hits per day. Tomorrow I'm going to start forty-three open threads. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 10:36 PM
Allah, no crush..."Mongo straight" Posted by: Tom M on November 22, 2005 10:36 PM
I wonder if there is some correlation regarding the creativity of the commenters, and their volume. Maybe Ace's fans are just too damn clever for his own good. Posted by: Tom M on November 22, 2005 10:40 PM
It's just depressing to think that Ace is posting sharp, funny stuff every day when, traffic-wise, he'd probably be better off photoshopping Howard Dean's face onto a horse's dick. Want me to show you how to do the Dean/dick transference, Ace? Twenty trackbacks guaranteed. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:43 PM
Atrios goes in cycles, but the comments are interesting. Lots of people following esoteric info contribute there. So the open threads can be worth reading. Posted by: tubino on November 22, 2005 10:44 PM
Well there's a shock. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 10:45 PM
That's just how I roll. What started this silly line? It fucking genuinely bugs me that people like Jeff and Ace aren't bigger than they are. I have mixed emotions. Sure, they deserve more recognition. But when AOSHQ starts getting 265 comments for any stupid post, like at LGF, the sense of community will be gone, and so will I. I'll be camping out at some little blog like Letters From Desolation Row, trading insults with Laura and Sobek.
Posted by: Michael on November 22, 2005 10:45 PM
You know who I blame for all this? Pajamas Media. That's who. Just ... because. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:46 PM
"TJHIR" is from Anchorman. Posted by: ace on November 22, 2005 10:47 PM
Michael is right. It may not be so great for Ace, since the Crazy Blog Money(tm) is a bit scarce, but the current size of the blog is about perfect for us comment folk. Ha ha. Posted by: someone on November 22, 2005 10:48 PM
Sounds like it's more forum than blog at this point. Maybe you should buy some limeware. Posted by: rd on November 22, 2005 10:57 PM
"TJHIR" is from Anchorman. Isn't the line, "That's how I roll"? No "just" in there, I don't think. Posted by: Allah on November 22, 2005 10:59 PM
Heh. Atrios just posted a couple items. Not open threads. Posted by: on November 22, 2005 10:59 PM
Ace, if you post any more open threads I swear I'll post my Itunes list. I swear I'll do it.
Posted by: Bart on November 22, 2005 11:04 PM
"TJHIR" is from Anchorman. Thanks. I had to google the reference, but at least now I understand all the goofy quotes from an earlier thread. "Open" threads can be fun, but they really work best when the commenters just take over an existing thread and have fun. Recently I was watching a thread at Tim Blair, who was absent (in New York with Ace at the OSM event, if memory serves). His commenters had a great time trying to push a thread to 500. It was really just about 20 people (with a little help from me), but they were having fun and taking a great deal of national pride getting an Australian thread to 500 in Tim's absence. It took them four days, but they made it. Imagine that. A handful of people totally dedicated to giving Tim a 500 comment thread, and loving it. It was pretty cool. Posted by: Michael on November 22, 2005 11:23 PM
I think I counted 22 posts in four 1/2 hours on this blog. Time for sleep. Posted by: lauraw on November 23, 2005 12:18 AM
It fucking genuinely bugs me that people like Jeff and Ace aren't bigger than they are. BTW, Allah, you really shouldn't put Jeff and Ace in the same category. Jeff veers from tendentious to ridiculous to some-times-funny-or-interesting. He just does not produce the same consistency of content that Ace does, although I still read him (but rarely comment). Even worse, Jeff is on speaking terms with Bill (which I still read, but never comment, because I've been banned). Posted by: Michael on November 23, 2005 01:01 AM
Thanks, Ace! That Atrios bit has had me laughing so hard I am literally crying! What a sick waste of Internet bandwidth that idiot is! And Allah... "It's just depressing to think that Ace is posting sharp, funny stuff every day when, traffic-wise, he'd probably be better off photoshopping Howard Dean's face onto a horse's dick." Damn funny - but wouldn't Dean's face on a donkey's ass be me appropriate as a political statement? Just sayin'... Posted by: Mr. Right on November 23, 2005 01:54 AM
And, of course, Jeff is an arrogant cock who would only get more and more annoying as his popularity grows, while Ace strikes me as a pretty decent guy who would probably stay so even if he displaced instapundit. Posted by: on November 23, 2005 01:55 AM
I came into the blogosphere just as Allah was leaving so I missed all this good stuff I keep hearing about!! Have you noticed on this Atrios open threads all people do is bash Bush? When we have open threads we just go all directions. (mostly perverted, but I digress) Michael, While Ace is wonderful, no doubt, Jeff is wonderful as well, but just in a different way. Which is what makes the right side of the web so great. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 23, 2005 02:00 AM
Is Ace not on speaking terms with Bill? I can't imagine Bill would have made Ace mad or anything? Bill never makes anyone mad because he is so nice. *giggle* Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 23, 2005 02:03 AM
Actually, RWS, on the thread I peeked into there were some people calling for more catblogging. Huh. Looks like Atrios is the place for all the frou-frous of the moonbatosphere. On a completely unrelated note, are you going to take any of my NYC suggestions? ;) Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 02:35 AM
Which suggestions were they???? Did you leave them on my blog?? Give them to me again! I want all the suggestions I can get! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 23, 2005 02:47 AM
OK, here's what I said food-wise on the blog: How much do you want to spend, RWS? One place I suggest checking out is Otto, Mario Batali's place on 8th St. and 5th Ave. Mind-blowing Italian wine list (all reasonably priced), excellent mini-dishes (antipasti type things), and the only good pizza in Manhattan. And it's a very New York place. There's lots of very good ethnic places -- Korean near 32d St. bet. 5th and 6th, Thai in the 50s on 8th, Indian in the east 20s, etc. Also plenty of places to splurge on sushi, French (my favorite: Aix on the UWS), whatever. Depends what you want. No good BBQ though. I would avoid anything in the Theater District proper, however, unless convenience absolutely dictates. Bang-to-buck ratio is distressingly low.But really, it depends what you want to spend and what your interests are. (And if you're willing to go out to Brooklyn.) As for other stuff, there are some amazing exhibitions at the museums through the holidays. The Sun has a nice rundown. Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 03:05 AM
Oh, and if you want to try some trendy new-ish places, look through recent-ish (online) iterations of New York magazine's food section. Good stuff. Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 03:09 AM
Allah is like the James Dean of the blogosphere. Allah's body of work is thin, but his impact on the medium is monumental. So I've heard.
I discovered Allah at the beginning of the "lawsuit."Which, I believe, was the end of his blogging? Maybe he was blogging elsewhere, I don't know. Like an idiot I was still clicking on his site occasionally until a few weeks ago. The A-Rod is a choker pic was up for like months. Then the godzilla at the Superdome was up for weeks. Now, Allah still has an 8 week old post on his blog. We must due for another post any day now. Oh, yeah, the parallels to James Dean are uncanny and downright bizarre. Just ask him. P.S. A photoshop of Dean's face on donkey's ass is a great idea. Please do it. Or put him peeking out of Osama's beard. Posted by: Bart on November 23, 2005 03:17 AM
Oh shit. Posted by: Bart on November 23, 2005 03:18 AM
Actually, it took me the longest time to figure out that the Ace whom Allah kept linking was this place, not the Ace Pilots blog which I really couldn't stand. Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 03:20 AM
Hey someone, any recommendations for restaraunts in Little Italy? Posted by: Bart on November 23, 2005 03:31 AM
Ace isn't bigger than he is because blog popularity is a power law distribution, and the dice just haven't rolled his way yet. Posted by: on November 23, 2005 03:33 AM
Allah had a really nice way of providing an acerbic narrative for the news which let you flow from link to link. And the Allah-schtick never failed to crack me up. Eventually he decided he was too sophisticated to call us kufrs anymore, but I gotta tell ya, after a hard day there's nothing like being railed at and called 'kufr' and 'Jew.' Posted by: geoff on November 23, 2005 03:34 AM
Very nice, geoff. Posted by: Bart on November 23, 2005 03:38 AM
Ace isn't bigger than he is because blog popularity is a power law distribution, and the dice just haven't rolled his way yet. That was a really cool link. Thanks. Posted by: geoff on November 23, 2005 03:38 AM
That was me. I wasn't trying to impersonate Josie/Blonde, I just forgot to sign in. I originally saw this link on denbeste.nu. Posted by: sandy burger on November 23, 2005 03:44 AM
Bart: yeah, avoid them all. The whole place is a tourist trap. Actually, word is that there are a couple of good old-school red sauce places mixed in with the blatant ripoffs, but the whole neighborhood's always put me off too much to try. Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 03:55 AM
I wonder if there is some correlation regarding the creativity of the commenters, and their volume. Maybe Ace's fans are just too damn clever for his own good. As a relative newbie to this whole phenomenom it seems to me that Tom has hit on a part of this. What attracted me to this place was the varied and interesting topics posted by ace and co. and of course the unfailingly witty and insightful thoughts of the poster. What kept me coming back were the responses by an equally funny and insightful group of readers. Knowledgeable, insightful and acerbic. That can be a very intimidating combination. It takes a lot more thought to respond to a substanitive thread and a willingness to risk your cojones every time you open your mouth than to just put a "tee hee" or "me too" on a meaningless thread. In short, blame your readers. Posted by: JackStraw on November 23, 2005 08:25 AM
Yeah, me too. LOL WooT! Posted by: on November 23, 2005 08:34 AM
Free cindy sheehan, you republithug kkkillers!!!! Posted by: on November 23, 2005 08:34 AM
When's the new thread going up? this one is getting stale. Kos would never let us go this long without opening up a new open forum! Posted by: on November 23, 2005 08:36 AM
Atrios is starting to creep me out, man. Newest thread: Open Thread On the darkest night so painful do you hunger for thread midst the torture of being one? -Atrios 5:17 AM Comments (197) Trackback (0) Posted by: Slublog on November 23, 2005 08:45 AM
Maybe I'm not hip, not with it. But what does that mean? Posted by: Slublog on November 23, 2005 08:45 AM
That's how I roll No "just" in there, I don't think that's how I remember it too. Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 23, 2005 09:20 AM
You guys and allah are right. No "just." I checked last night. Posted by: ace on November 23, 2005 11:48 AM
I thought Ace posted open threads so he could sneak off and play Operation. Posted by: on November 23, 2005 12:07 PM
Thanks someone!!!!! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 23, 2005 01:02 PM
But how much ARE you looking to spend, and on what? We can give lots more specific recommendations... Posted by: someone on November 23, 2005 01:42 PM
http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/ Prepare to be astounded. Really. Posted by: urthshu on November 24, 2005 11:26 AM
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