You know, right after I wrote that sentence I threw up a little bit, in my mouth.

See, right there, that's why I love you.

The woman is a genius!

The geeks will lose everything. They will be unable to concentrate.

Ah.... once again....... the power of the boobs.

Boobs, is there nothing they can't do?

Thanks for the picture Ace.

I have always found men's reaction to boobs amazing.

Dale,

You're right. They can rule the world and feed a baby. What other body part even comes close? (ok, except the obvious one)

Sorry Laura about thanking Ace for the picture. I need to read the bylines closer. I thought the pigs addition was weird to be coming from Ace but I didn't look at the bottom of the post. Loose shit on my part.

I have always found men's reaction to boobs amazing.

Our male ancesters who reacted to boobs had lots more kids than the ones who didn't. Way back then they didn't know how it all worked.

is it just me or does she have a Kate Winslett thing going on?

RWS,

As the moderately funny Ron White opined, "Once you've seen one set of boobies...You want to see them all."

Marc,

On second look, yes she does. Kate before THEY got to her.

I have always found men's reaction to boobs amazing

They say a mystery is something that is true, but that which we do not understand.

That lady has some above-averaged-sized whatnots.

Might as well pile on:

I have always found men's reaction to boobs amazing.

And I've always found women's willingness to stuff man wang in their mouths amazing.

Who looks ridiculous now?

Click the little right-arrow button to move on to the next photo. You will thank me.

From "Bad Santa"

Woman who had sex with Billy Bob while he was dressed as Santa: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seated childhood thing.

Bill Bob: So is my thing for tits.

Well said, Andrew!

And, steve_in_hb: Bad Santa was an awesome movie. Inspirational, really.

For more boobie goodness: #24 & # 36

And I've always found women's willingness to stuff man wang in their mouths amazing.

I've found it uplifting. We should be grateful.

Moonbat_One: Yes, thank you a thousand times.

Ace, you're such a noob. C'mon, these chicks are always gaming. At least their pop up ads always appear on my PC.

I've found it uplifting. We should be grateful.

So should they.

#3 is pretty funny

You're all a bunch of filthy animals.

It's kind of sweet, really.

As far as the Kate Winslet thing, I think that might be a product of foreshortening.

I don't think the photographer was looking for a great shot of her face.

Personally, I find your negative stereotypes of male gamers insulting and offensive. There are plenty of us who have not only seen girls without clothes on but have actually touched them while they were naked, and are not geeks at all, and..... dang, now see what you did, my nose is bleeding!

afk,brb

lauraw,

A bunch of geeky filthy animals.

Which is really what makes them so sweet.

Don't be deceived RWS.
A monkey with eyeglasses and carpal tunnel syndrome is still a dirty, stinkin' monkey.

Yes, beyond our passive-agressive displays of machismo and our affectation for making large breasted cartoon women climb through zombie infested tombs with only two large, firm, shiny pistols to protect them we're really sweet.

Who is "they" you ask?

Nobody knows, Senor. Only they know who is them.

Does Zen mean to shake your little Budda until he throws up? Because that's what happened when I saw that pictures. A moment of Zen indeed.

Does Zen mean to shake your little Budda until he throws up? Because that's what happened when I saw that picture. A moment of Zen indeed.

One of you other Ace posters changed the picture.

That is NOT COOL.
I don't care how much Gila Monster venom you're on.
Cut the shit.

Reminds me of when Triumph the Insult Comic Dog spoke with a woman on line for the Star Wars movie: "You have the veritable pick of the litter... you have your choice of all these men who have absolutely no idea of how to please you."

I think we've found our new Good Economic News babe.

Holy Crap. Whilst browsing thru the photo montage at Yahoo, I came across this little pic:

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Some are saying Stanley has turned his life. Me, I just want this guy locked behind two sets of bars. With chains. And, maybe a moat.

Ace, holy crap.

I wuz going to suggest she be your 'inflated economy' babe.

PS:

Of course, the above statement should read:

"...turned his life AROUND."

Everyone loves boobies!

You know, when I first started going to scifi conventions, I was sure I'd get all this extra attention, seeing as how I'm a girl and all.

But WTH, there are a lot of hot geeky chicks out there! Granted, the geeky scale of hotness is skewed a little, but even so, some of them were downright pretty, and the others - well, the boob fairy obviously wanted to even things up a little.

But that's alright. I'm just there to see awesome celebrities like Michael J. Nelson and (ooh, ooh!) Alan Tudyk, anyway.

Bah, women are always 2nd class in gaming. Ksharp is my hero!

I have always found men's reaction to boobs amazing.

I have always found girls' fascination with horses puzzling.

Just click on the word "ever" in LauraW's hyperlink, and see where your cursor ends up.

Imagine being the only female in a huge convention center full of slobbering pencil-neck dweebs who have never actually touched a boobie.

Yea Lauraw, can you even imagine what that might feel like?

I think you've found your soul sister.

I have always found girls' fascination with horses puzzling.

Does this really have to be explained to you?

Not to him maybe, but to me...yes.

TheShadow,

I watched "Animal House" the other night on TV. I hadn't seen it in years! I always thought that line in it was one of the funniest.

It's sad though, how having a kid at college can really dampen the pleasure of watching that movie.

Watching it from a whole other perspective. The really not cool responsible one.

When the &*%$ did that happen????

C'mon, Sparkles, we all know why chicks love horses.

Sparkle,

Funny how having kids and the passing of years alters one's perspective. Although, Animal House seems, to me, almost quaint in comparison with today's movie fare.

Not sure how I will handle my daughter's inevitable desire to partake in all the ill-advised experiences of my youth. Just hoping she is smarter than me. Not a very high standard to be sure.

Sooo. . . this is what I miss when I go to sleep early.

Gamer tits.

Man, I *love* this site. Thanks, Laura!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Not sure how I will handle my daughter's inevitable desire to partake in all the ill-advised experiences of my youth.

Just get her involved in gaming and Star Trek, everyone knows those geeks die as virgins.

After an exhaustive Google search, I found her gamer homepage. Sending it through babelfish you discover she loves sushi, water, Volkswagen LT31D, The Emperor's New Groove, Audrey Hepburn. Her favorite saying is "Humor is the hole by which the truth whistles!". Truer words have never been said.

Of course, the important information is this:

Hardware:

Motherboard: ASUS K8V 	    Mouse: Logitech MX300

Mousepad:    funcsurface    Headphones: sony mdr-g72

Monitor:     hp p930 	    CCU: AMD64 3200+

RAM: 	     1 gig kingston Diagram map: radeon 9800pro

Operation system: win xp    Sound map: onboard

Non removable disk: seagate 80 gig further extras: game voice