Hmm, I wonder how the Mongolian Beef is over there.

"So, I understand John Kerry used to rape and pillage in a manner reminiscent of you guys."

Check out the dude in blue grinning like a maniac - could he be more tickled?

He ain't grinning, Enas. He's pulling a rickshaw and farting at the same time.

I would give anything to see Bush wear a get up like our friend Conan the Mongolian has to the next State of the Union.

How freakin' cool would that be?

I see supermodels wearing those hats all the time on runways.

I wish they'd hurry up. I'm freezin my nuts off out here!

Gaaarggh!

You beat me to it Jack.

He could leap off a spotted horse, pelts a-flappin' against his leather breastplate.

Swagger up to the podium the way he normally does.

Issue a blood-curdling scream into the microphone with his spear aloft.

Then give a totally normal and serious SOTU address.

You know, in some areas of the world, they actually like us. Mongolia has to be one of these few, unusual (and obviously insane) places. I hear some Eastern European countries like us too...something about the fall of the Iron Curtain, rise of democracy, and some stuff like that.

I am happy for our Mongolian friends. Maybe they can teach China a lesson.

I am rather disappointed that the Mongorian PM did not address the issue of his nation's callous disregard for neighboring nations' shitty walls.

Wow. Totalitarianism to a free market democracy in 15 years. No wonder the left has their panties in bunch about Iraq. We are waaaaaaaaaaay behind schedule.

The blue mongol looks like the police sketch at the end of the Harold and Kumar movie.

Wait a sec... this isn't a photoshop!?

Considering that we hear the lamentations of Andy every 4.3 seconds, you'd think the punch would've gone out of that a while ago, eh?

That night, in the tent, after a few too many rounds of mead, Bush and Condi got on the secure line and ordered the commencement of the bombing campaign against the Great Wall of China.

See, he really is just to the right of Genghis Khan.

from totalitarianism to free-market democracy in just 15 years.

How long for Afghanistan?
And just 2 years into Iraq?
Quagmire!!

Looks more like a scene from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure".

I dunno, but a Mongol warrior wearing glasses just doesn`t conjure up images of cooking horse meat under the saddle pad or reaching back for some fresh horsecrap to rub in the hair as a rain repellent.

But then attention to detail usually, normally, almost always ruins my dates with Rhonda`s and Ginger`s.......

Still, I would love to see PETA dude spray paint on that fur and take bets on the time from 98.6 to room temperature. Any takers?

apotheosis:

OK, here's the part that really hurt:

Chris: [Butters' parents hug the wrong person - the Mongolian leader] Oh, son, can you ever forgive us?

Butters: Huh, I'm over here, Dad.

"Welcome to Mongolia. Welcome to freedom."

What more could be said, after that? Everything else is just political rhetoric. However pleasant it may be.

I do hope that dubya brought home some native Mongolian attire to wear around the rose garden.

OK, whoever wrote the 6:09pm comment should stand up and take credit. Classic.

I dunno, but a Mongol warrior wearing glasses just doesn`t conjure up images of cooking horse meat under the saddle pad

He DOES have that professorial look to him, doesn't he?

I hope the President hasn't wandered into a meeting of Mongolian Civil War recreators.