This is not related to this post but, Ace I have read you for a while online. If possible could you try to get Allahpundit to blog more or get him to start his blog again. Or at the least have him repost his arhived blog entries. Also, when Allahpundit used to blog I really liked his style as well.

I'm just sayin'... what if we just f'n' shipped all the caribou in ANWR to Mars? We'd be giving them an entire planet. That is, until they die off (in 30 minutes) and start becoming oil. Then we drill the fuckers.

Sounds like a plan to me. I'll go test drive it at some of the NPS forums I frequent and see what they think of it.

Hey, Dave! Ace is not Allah's bitch.

Confirming a long-held belief of mine: Never stick a hamster where the sun don't shine.

Admit it. This is advice from your Mom.

re: the Mission to Mars caribou plan. that may take more fuel than one could expect in return (assuming one caribou per full-sized pickup truck @ +/- 16-18 MPG and the distance to Mars varying from about 35 million miles to about 249 million miles). perhaps trenching and burying them in ANWAR itself is the ticket?

Hey Dave, I've been reading your comments for a while so next time you see your brother would you tell him I would like to see him comment more frequently. I liked his style.

but did say "At least it wasn't Peter Fucking Cetera."

Thank the Lord.

Ace, Allah's link in blog roll takes you to a site pushing some pR0n site.

Did I just complain about that?

Ace - the email on the Iraqi insurgents and tactics has pretty much been discredited. Thought you'd want to know. http://www.survivalblog.com/ (scroll down to the entries for 11-13)

Ants Devour Eye of Coma Patient

f'n' HMOs.

I am concerned about crazy hoarding by Syria. On one hand, their excess demand will raise crazy prices here and abroad. Big-Crazy will see windfall profits. I only hope that our domestic production can continue to meet the American demand for crazy.

I think the only real answer for Americans is less crazy consumption. For years, the left has been the main consumer of crazy, but has also been recycling crazy, sometimes repeating the same crazy in blog comments for a week at a time. However, that is no longer enough, some moonbats are crazy guzzlers, every time a troll like tubino says "spin that bitches" or "this time, the good guys won," they use enough crazy to provide upto 10 fiftyish Dowd-hags with "Bill Clinton was a great president and my lover" fantasies.

Its time for the left to stop consuming so much crazy and to embrace reality.

GROANN

Will you people stop it already? There is plenty of crazy to go around, if the cartels would stop F'n with the supply.
The only reason crazy is worth more than dirt is because of this hoarding and stockpiling activity.

Look at Khadaffi in Libya. Sargeant Pepper/ Miami Vice Moammar there. Yeah, that's no accident my friends.

re: the Mission to Mars caribou plan. that may take more fuel than one could expect in return

Feed them some beans on the ship on the way over there and harness the methane.

You know who controls the worldwide crazy supply? That's right.

I should be the one groaning.

I am sick of always defending the marketplace to people who should know better. Its all the same, blame the joos or the ceos, it really comes down to supply and demand. Crazy is a limited, finite resource, its not like diamonds which the Jews use as gravel in other countries.

I mean those two comments by lauraw and sue probably used enough crazy to let Maureen Dowd believe that she is an old maid because she is a sucessful woman.

Appears as though Hugo Chavez is going to lose 5000+ points of retail distribution for crazy in North America next year.

Couldn't happen to a nicer crazy bastard.

Oh, please. Crazy is not a zero-sum game. Demand goes up, prices go up, suddenly it's cost-effective to explore for new sources of supply. There is simply no credible scientific evidence that the supply of crazy is limited.

Well, I guess now we know why Syria is next on Chimpy McHitlerburton's hit list. It's all about the crazy, people.

Joe, you're making a maniac out of me.

The Conservation Movement has been going on for longer than my lifetime. Can anyone produce statistics showing that conservation has had any effect on the price of crazy?

I didn't think so.

Meanwhile, North Korea, Libya, and the Netherlands are practically floating on the stuff.

New supplies have been discovered off the coast of California and Martha's Vineyard, and great pockets lay yet untapped in the middle east.

-but the supply never really increases enough, does it?
Why do you suppose that is, Joe??

Let's keep in mind that we are talking about a possible tightening in the supply of natural crazy. Our universities have been successfully producing synthetic crazy for decades. Sure, the price tag is still a lot higher than what you pay for the naturally occuring stuff, but that drops as more people move over to alternative crazy sources.

It's all about economies of scale.

People, c'mon. Crazy is a fungible commodity. New supplies don't drive the price, that's a function of the cost of production. Market forces drive that. Demand is way up. Everyone thought it peaked in November of 04, let me tell you, it wasn't even close.

If we didn't have to produce all the boutique variants of crazy, the price might stabilize, but it'd be temporary, it always has been.

I don't see that on the horizon.

Drilling for more crazy will just enrich Big Crazy. I think we are losing sight of the big picture.

Sure, right, drill for crazy in North Korea, next thing you know it will be another foreign country we have to deal with. And you better not think about mining the crazy in the Berkley wilderness either.

With 57% of Americans completely agreeing that fighting wars for crazy is impeachable, that drilling for crazy is environmentally suicidal, and that international demand for crazy has been exceeding America's for years, we have to embrace a few facts.

Supply and Demand are king, granted, but we still need to conserve crazy here. Even if it won't work. Especially, if there is going to be an impending crazy shortage.

Drilling for more crazy will just enrich Big Crazy.

*rolling eyes*

Yeah, God Forbid somebody should make a buck.

Whenever you hear people extolling the virtues of conservation, you can be sure they are the biggest crazy-guzzlers you ever saw.

You really mean that ALL OF US peasants should conserve, don'tcha Joe?
Ever look in a mirror, buddy?

Drilling in BMMR (the Bazerkley Multi-culti Moonbat Refuge) is out of the question; we'd be disturbing thousands of acres of pristine moonbat habitat, virtually untouched by reality.

No, the answer is to conserve our dwindling supplies of crazy, while learning to exploit alternative sources of insanity, such as delusion and maniacal hatred. If we could just exploit the vast pools of hatred in the Middle East, then the region could supply most of the world's needs...

On second thought, let's not do that again.

I'd been looking all over for that pottery shard.

Now, has anyone seen my head?

Look, I understand the value of conservation. It has a place. I remember when the crazy tankers were anchored off shore, and people lined up for hours to get their crazy on even/odd days. You don't want that shit again.

The Strategic Crazy Reserve would get us through maybe 2 months, unless it's a really really harsh winter. Then, 30 days, tops.

But slamming crazy companies for 10% profits is not a serious argument.

This whole fuckin' thread is just fuckin' crazy. Y'all are just fuckin' crazy exploitationers.

Maybe I am not making myself clear, I originally posted with the intent that maybe, just maybe, we could try reality for awhile. Some societies have gotten by quite well with an austerity program based on reality.

For example, would it be so hard to read a Steyn article instead of a crazy guzzling Krugman (BTW, Lauraw, I hardly ever take the Kurgman off the bookshelf these days. And I make my servants get me cheap Iranian caviar while using a VanDeHei. Its more of a lie than crazy, but it gets the job done). Its not like I am asking you to read a Luskin.

I've heard that we could extract some form of crazy from clinical depression shale, is this true? If so, Seattle has untapped reserves that could keep us going for another entire century.

Oh, and don't forget the hamsters.

we could try reality for awhile.

*chuckling*
Hey, if you want to live like the Amish, never dreaming and never hearing voices inside your head, nobody's stopping you.

I just want to repeat: we'll never, ever run out of the stuff.

So telling people they shouldn't inflate their scrotums and march naked at a protest rally just seems like prying to me. The man is paying the price associated with that behavior; none of my business.

"Two years ago, we started off with Americans giving all the training. American drill instructors did all the training through interpreters."

I wonder how "I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck" translates into Arabic?

I don't want to be dismissive of terrorism but the decline in world crazy production has to be a bigger problem. (That and the decreasing size of the McRib sandwich.)

Look, people, I'm pumping all the crazy I can, but someone is going to have to jump in here and help when you have SUV-types like Howard Dean wastefully splurging precious crazy on faux Rebel yells.

You think the Republicans are going to do it? Well we've been waiting on the McCain - Lansbury "Queen of Hearts" plan for how many years now?

Until some of these risky crazy schemes pan out, I suggest we hoard all available crazy and put it in a lock box underneath Tipper's ass.

I don't understand this ANWR debate. Anybody ever been there? From what I can tell, even if you wanted to go see it you can't without hiking 800 miles. Why is it so important to leave a chunk of pristine land for the next generation to ignore?

"Drilling in BMMR (the Bazerkley Multi-culti Moonbat Refuge) is out of the question; we'd be disturbing thousands of acres of pristine moonbat habitat, virtually untouched by reality."

Hey!

We're not *all* moonbats in Berkeley!

...

Well, okay, we are. Some of us are moonbats on the right, though.

We're not *all* moonbats in Berkeley!

Fair enough, Knemon. You have my apologies. And, of course, my deepest sympathies.

Can we get crazy from drilling the caribou?

Can we get crazy from drilling the caribou?

No, you're thinking of blindness.

Refined crazy is down to $1.97/gallon at some stations in Assachusetts.

Assachusetts

Isn't that where that prestigious university, Bendover, is located?

Brew, you must be thinking of Bendover Academy. I believe GWB attended Bendover Academy.

That's the one! Don't they have a cheer that goes something like: "Spread, thrust, and pound! Give a guy a reach around! Go Team!"

All this crazy talk reminded me of something...oh, yes -- Carter:

That path leads to true freedom for our nation and ourselves. We can take the first steps down that path as we begin to solve our crazy problem. Crazy will be the immediate test of our ability to unite this nation, and it can also be the standard around which we rally. On the battlefield of crazy we can win for our nation a new confidence, and we can seize control again of our common destiny.

In little more than two decades we've gone from a position of crazy independence to one in which almost half the crazy we use comes from foreign countries, at prices that are going through the roof. Our excessive dependence on OPEC has already taken a tremendous toll on our economy and our people.

Continuing with Carter, who can forget:

What I have to say to you now about crazy is simple and vitally important.

Point one: I am tonight setting a clear goal for the crazy policy of the United States. Beginning this moment, this nation will never use more foreign crazy than we did in 1977 -- never. From now on, every new addition to our demand for crazy will be met from our own production and our own conservation. The generation-long growth in our dependence on foreign crazy will be stopped dead in its tracks right now and then reversed as we move through the 1980s, for I am tonight setting the further goal of cutting our dependence on foreign crazy by one-half by the end of the next decade -- a saving of over 4-1/2 million barrels of imported crazy per day.

....and we all know how well THAT worked out.

Well, yeah, Carter and crazy just did not work well, did it? My parent's had to ration their crazy, which was hard, as my mom worked at a university. It reminds me now of how Soviet coal miners got one bar of soap a month. Those were tough days indeed.

BTW, you win on the crazy caption contest. bravo.

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What I want to know is what this will do to the price of bananas.