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November 08, 2005

Bizarre (Not Quite Safe For Work)

Can someone please explain this to me?

Seriously. What the fuck.

Ace: Added an NSFW. Kinda borderline, as it's a Yahoo pic, but still.


posted by LauraW. at 11:19 PM
Comments



I smell monkeyfishing.

Posted by: someone on November 8, 2005 11:23 PM

Trying to get the kids hooked on crack?

Posted by: jack on November 8, 2005 11:24 PM

Yeeow. How's about a NSFW tag on that, huh?

And no, I got no idea what's happening there but I feel my childhood was sorely lacking.

First. :>

Posted by: RonC on November 8, 2005 11:25 PM

Sorry man. Can't explain that at all.

Posted by: Dale on November 8, 2005 11:26 PM

I'd rather sniff some glue for a look at that than torch a Citroen for some lousy French welfare.

Posted by: LordFloppington on November 8, 2005 11:29 PM

Now Ace! Remember. All cultures are created equal!

Posted by: Joe L on November 8, 2005 11:36 PM

Well, uh, Laura W,...
uhhhh...
ummm..
Nope, I got nothing.

Posted by: Tom M on November 8, 2005 11:48 PM

Hey, some guys in California are asking first graders questions about their "sex lives", some guys in Colombia are entertaining kids with a thong bikini modeling show. The rest of us can only cringe.

Posted by: jmchez on November 8, 2005 11:51 PM

WTF???

That picture will be in history books 400 years from now in the chapter that retells the collapse of civilization in the early 2000s.

That's just F'd up... although the model was sweeeet. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: El Capitan on November 9, 2005 12:00 AM

That's wrong in more ways than I can count.

Posted by: SJKevin on November 9, 2005 12:02 AM

It's Colombia, people. Colombia. It's not like it's Mount Vernon, Illinois. As soon as that model gets off the runway, there's a fat kingpin who will snort blow from that bouncy round ass and order a judge to be murdered.

The world is a fucked up place.

Posted by: rho on November 9, 2005 12:42 AM

Can't explain it.

But is Colombia a little like Brazil? What goes as ordinary beach wear in Brazil would get you arrested in Mt. Vernon, Illinois... Plenty of cheekiness to go around, so to speak.

Posted by: tubino on November 9, 2005 12:47 AM

GOT IT! She's carrying educational materials ON HER HEAD. Look where the kids are looking. Thanks for the mammaries? NOPE. They are lusting for those educational toys balanced on her head.

Okay, I got nothing.

Posted by: tubino on November 9, 2005 12:50 AM

I don't really see what needs explaining. Just a few folks enjoying the Ace of Spades Lifestyle™.

Posted by: Sean M. on November 9, 2005 12:51 AM

I have no witty comments to make. I just want to express that I really, really like her ass.

Posted by: Reo Symes on November 9, 2005 12:52 AM

Nice booty! Too bad about those kids.

Posted by: robert108 on November 9, 2005 01:18 AM

tubino, I'm breaking to pledge to say: that was funny.

Posted by: Knemon on November 9, 2005 01:47 AM

ARRRRGH breaking "the" pledge

Posted by: Knemon on November 9, 2005 01:48 AM

Throw in 20 foot python and a cup of coffee and presto, a travelogue for South America.

If it had been a kid walking around in a thong and adults gawking I would have a problem. As it is, this was pretty much what I went to bed dreaming about from the age of 8 to 15. Minus the glue sniffing.

Posted by: JackStraw on November 9, 2005 07:06 AM

I think it's just cruel to taunt the children like that ... I mean, they are gluesniffing, homeless - they will never bag a model.

Cruelty to children is bad. Perhaps the charity spend more money on clothes, food, training and less on catwalks.
/TJ

Posted by: TJ on November 9, 2005 07:20 AM

Life imitates Zoolander.

Posted by: V the K on November 9, 2005 07:21 AM

Latinas...

Nice Ass
great thighs
NO calves.

Posted by: Rob@L&R on November 9, 2005 08:21 AM

These kids habitually sniff glue to drive away pangs of hunger.

The world is a fucked up place rho.

Posted by: compos mentis on November 9, 2005 08:39 AM

Glue is cheaper than beans in Colombia? That is fucked up.

Posted by: S. Weasel on November 9, 2005 08:59 AM

South America is, different.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 9, 2005 09:02 AM

Hey, no fair! Back when I huffed glue, the only women I got to look at were toothless crack whores willing to gum me for a pack of Kools and a YooHoo.

I guess the grass truly *is* greener on the other side.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 9, 2005 09:15 AM

Remind to NEVER EVER show my ass to you guys.

Geeze!

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 9, 2005 09:25 AM

I don't know about the kids, but I was sure entertained. WOW nice butt! Someone should tell them that Elmers wood glue just don't get it.(look closely at the yellow bottles)

Posted by: Steve on November 9, 2005 09:26 AM

Remind me to NEVER EVER show my ass to you guys.

Like that was a possibility before this post?

Because if it was, we can get rid of this entire thread and forget it was ever here!

Posted by: compos mentis on November 9, 2005 09:28 AM

Remind to NEVER EVER show my ass to you guys

oh I'm so sure we have to remind you. Ok RWS, never ever ever show us guys your ass.

there.

Posted by: Dave in Texas on November 9, 2005 09:32 AM

RWS, never ever ever show us guys your ass.

and don't even think about showing us your breasts.

Posted by: scott on November 9, 2005 09:42 AM

and don't even think about showing us your breasts.

That's right. In fact, don't even repost that picture of you in the summer dress with the low neckline (that I forgot to save to my hard drive). We're not interested!

Posted by: Michael on November 9, 2005 11:28 AM

RWS

If you won't show us, could you at least describe your ass to us?

Posted by: Master of None on November 9, 2005 12:16 PM

"Can someone please explain this to me?"

Agreed. What the hell is she doing without heels on?

Posted by: skinbad on November 9, 2005 12:49 PM

Pretty funny stuff regarding my comment.

I was at able to take down ya'll's perversion at least a notch or two.

My job here is done.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on November 9, 2005 01:16 PM

I was at able to take down ya'll's perversion at least a notch or two.

Wrong! Since you aren't going to show us your fine posterior, I was going to ask you to touch your toes while you're not showing it to us.

Posted by: compos mentis on November 9, 2005 01:58 PM

Delete that WTF, Ace and replace w STFU! This is coming to a town near me in CA. Yissterday, Demorat state senator, Gloria somebody? said she was intro-ing an amendment makin it legal for wimmin to bare their bazangas cause: "...they are the same body part that is on a male who can wander around shirtless..." This, her angry response to arrest of 2 (make that 4... ;^}) titties arrested at Boobs not Bombs protest!

Yer crampin my style here dude.................

Posted by: Acute Drool on November 9, 2005 02:14 PM

The clause "some of whom are sniffing glue" improves every story in which it is used.

Posted by: Brian on November 9, 2005 03:12 PM

Was it the Brazilians or the Columbians that had the big boobed hotties teaching the kids the alphabet wearing nothing but tassels on their breasts?

Posted by: Iblis on November 9, 2005 06:06 PM

Acute Drool,

Here in Eugene, Oregon, it is legal (by cityordinance) for women to go topless in public. Believe me -- when you consider the kind of place in the US that would pass such a law, and the kind of women who would exercize the freedom it gives them, you realize it's not all that. *shudder*

Posted by: Brian B on November 10, 2005 01:44 PM

We love Xuxa! She makes paying attention fun!

Posted by: Dave Munger on November 10, 2005 06:12 PM

"...they are the same body part that is on a male who can wander around shirtless..."

If that were only true, I'd never have to get out of bed.

Posted by: VRWC Agent on November 11, 2005 11:00 AM
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