We were starting to wonder Ace.
Gotta have priorities man.

You know the old riddle, "What questions can you not answer 'yes' to?"

The answers were:
1) are you asleep?, and
2) are you dead?

Add to that:
3) Would you have called the police on these two?

I think I have a new favorite team.

Bet they were actually snorting a little blow.

And btw, makeup is a wonderful thing. Their before-n-after shots are remarkable. No matter how fine a woman looks at a bar or club, nearly all or them can be perfectly ordinary w/o the trappings.

Well, it's about frickin' time... It'll be the source of my first question tomorrow!

Blacksheep:
Bet they were actually snorting a little blow.

I'm sure you're right.

So tell me, do you also enjoy telling children that there's no Santa?

Blacksheep,

Where are the before and after shots?

And btw, makeup is a wonderful thing.

Okay, I'll give you that. Most gorgeous women look rather ordinary when they aren't made up. BUT THESE ARE FRICKIN' CHEERLEADERS!! This is lesbian porn fantasy come to life! These aren't bull dykes with flannel and gasoline powered strap-ons. These are hot-bodied, drunk off their asses, professional football chearleaders! The only thing missing is the remote, a box of Kleenex, and a nap : )

as if you need to gild the lily

Is that a euphemism?

Try getting on the Panthers homepage right now...
It's not that I know how slow it is, it's just that someone told me...

Here's some w/ & w/o makeup photos:

http://www.jquinton.com/archives/003131.html

And sorry to burst everyone's sex bubble. Look at this way: maybe they were snorting coke and having sex!

Here's the mug shots the Panther Cheerleader roster is here, but its down.

Maybe they were snorting coke off of each others' bodies? Doing some light secretarial work?

Then, when the pounding on the door got too intense, they screamed out "Say 'ello to my little friend!" and started raising hell in the joint in a coke-raged, naked catfight orgy of violence...

Sorry, I blacked out there for a minute.

Ace, for God's sake stop misquoting Shakespeare. This is at least the second time now - once more and I'll have to fly up to NYC and kick your ass.

Unless another story about drunken lesbian cheerleaders is involved, in which case you'll get a pass.

BUT THESE ARE FRICKIN' CHEERLEADERS!!

Professional cheerleaders. These aren't the hot-chicks from high-school. These are more or less professional athletes, with all the unattractive egos and Type-A personality that entails.

They aren't hardbodies, they have hard bodies. Unattractive, IMO.

And, finally, take away my Man-card if you must, but... I'm just about sick of lesbians. Congratulations, sexual libertines--you've overplayed a kinda-kinky infatuation and killed it with oversaturation. Two girls kissing? YAWN.

The chick with the nose looks like Gonzo on a bad day...

The chick with the nose looks like Gonzo on a bad day...

Exactly what I was thinking Dave! She looks like a f'n muppet!! (granted, a muppet with a nice body)

Speaking of which, here's an oldie but a goodie:

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger!!

I'll have to go along with rho on this one. Dirty-kinky sexual thrills and The Gilmore Girls are two mutually exclusive categories.

Check out this poll at Sports Illustrated!

What would you most want to see?

Your team win the Super Bowl
World peace
Video of the Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders "incident"

The greatest sports story... ever.

I'm getting rather tired of the cliche that all men love lesbians licking themselves.

If they're busy licking, they have no time for men. Waste. Boring. Unexciting.

Dykes are not a turn-on.

Your team win the Super Bowl 10%

World peace 18%

Video of the Carolina Panthers' cheerleaders "incident" 72%

I'm getting rather tired of the cliche that all men love lesbians licking themselves.

If they're busy licking, they have no time for men. Waste.

Oh, come on -- like I think I have a chance with a straight NFL cheerleader.

Give me that model for Conservative Tees any day.

model from conservative Tees indeed. I would pass on those two cheerleader chicks. hubba hubba

Be honest Zorachus, you want the mystery Bet On Iraq babe under the burqa.

I Guess I Just Can't Avoid Linking This

Why not? Is a lesbian cheerleader holding a pom pom to your head?

Count Iblis,
Guilty as charged.
Get her and the Conservative Tees lady into a bathroom stall, and you've really done something.

It just doesn't have the "punch" it might if there were video.

Sure Sure, just sign right here on the dotted line, yeah in blood, ok. We'll just get this notarized, and I'll get back to you sometime in the next fifty years. There's a waiting list you see....

Do gay people not realize that people defecate in there, or do they not have cars?

Maybe they were going for a blumpkin.

Homosexuals bugger each other in the anus. I don't think they mind frollicking in public toilets. The dirtier the better.

Yep, I'm going to say it...

That way, they can really disgrace their fathers.

Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I'm not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth girl-girl action and the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

Couldn't find an angle?

Cheerleaders. Drunk. Ladies Room. Having Sex. With Each Other.

This needs an angle?

Ladies Room. Having Sex. With Each Other.

So that's what they do in there.

I like how FOX helpfully links to a NFL cheerleader gallery for 'context.'

As a man, I was looking for extra, in-depth journalism on this matter exactly like that. This is the reason they're eatin CNN's lunch.

"Best Thing About Being A TopCat: Friendships"

God bless cheerleading.

That way, they can really disgrace their fathers.

You warned me, but I almost spewed soda all over the keyboard anyway.

Nobody's made a crack about "this must be why women always go to the head in pairs" yet? I'm disappointed.

See scott's post four entries above ya Russ

Not to be nitpicky here, laura, but scott's bit was more focused on "ladies-room-as-foreign-territory-where-men-have-no-clue-what's-going-on-in-there" instead of the "cultural-phenomena-of-women-traveling-in-pairs" angle I had with mine.

His was funny, but not as offensive as mine could potentially prove to be, which is why I'm shocked nobody has pulled a "cedaryouknowho" and gone there yet.

I read as soon as the other girl knocked on the door, they were out lickitysplit.
(rimshot)

I'm getting rather tired of the cliche that all men love lesbians licking themselves.

I hadn't even thought of that one, you sick demented freak. But they would get MAJOR points for limberness.

*ahem*

Sorry about the colon.

I've dedicated my life today to writing everything there is to know about this story and collecting all photographs possible. Are my priorities skewed?

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