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October 31, 2005

Are You Computer Savvy?

Then the Democratic National Committee needs you! When they start sliming Alito with a "not for attribution" hack job that still has their fingerprints all over it, you know they need help.

I'm guessing that the DNC and the United Nations hire out of the same shallow techie pool.

At least they didn't fax it from the Kinko's across the street. Hey, it's a start!


posted by Harry Callahan at 10:51 PM
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What asshats. Yet another reason to love the "print to pdf" feature in OS X.

Posted by: Kevin on October 31, 2005 11:11 PM

Or in OpenOffice.

Posted by: Dave S on November 1, 2005 01:32 AM

You ABM'ers are like the lefties; you hate with an irrational hatred. Instead of W though you have Micro$oft.

Posted by: BrewFan on November 1, 2005 06:26 AM

BrewFan.

Just as we hate the Democrats who have brought pain and suffering to the people, we hate Microsoft who has brought pain and suffering to computer users.

Posted by: Jake on November 1, 2005 10:17 AM

As the dog returns to his vomit
And the worm returns to its gourd
So the burnt Dems' bandaged fingers
Go typing back to their Word.

Posted by: Bob Hawkins on November 1, 2005 10:51 AM

Dem and Dumber

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