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October 27, 2005
Al Sadr's Militia Clashes With Sunni MilitantsCan't say I'm very upset about this particular engagement of the long-anticipated Iraqi Civil War. Except for a policeman who was killed: Shiite militiamen loyal to radical cleric Muqtada al-Sadr clashed Thursday with Sunni militants in fighting that killed at least 15 people, and three American soldiers died in separate attacks the day before, officials said. This fat jackass couldn't kill a single terrorist? Loser. Maybe he'd be a more effective leader if he could stop jacking off at work. posted by Ace at 12:28 PM
CommentsI missed that the first time--too bad, too, as I was really flush last year and that's the kind of humor that really loosens up my checkbook. Oh well. And can you believe Sadr's militia is so lame? No wonder we turned a blind eye to them, they're a bunch of dipshits led by a dick yanker. Anything less than about 5:1 kill ratio fighting jihadi scum who actually want to die is pretty pathetic. Posted by: spongeworthy on October 27, 2005 12:37 PM
Al-Sadr vs Al-Queda ---- A cage match made in hell. You can laugh; you can cheer; you can in good faith want them both to lose. What Iraq needs is more of this red on red activity. However many are lost on either side, it will not be as if Iraq is losing much of its future. Bring It On . ------- PLEASE. Posted by: dougf on October 27, 2005 12:38 PM
Tragic. More innocent Iraqi civillians killed as a result of the American occupation. Posted by: A.P. Correspondent on October 27, 2005 12:52 PM
While it's nice to see Al Sadr and the other terrorists "in a heated debate", they really need to be more effective at actually offing one another. http://homepage.mac.com/jrswanson//Blackwater_Najaf.wmv Posted by: dogbrain on October 27, 2005 01:07 PM
The Mahdi 'army' is just a bunch of thugs and cowards. They are really tuff when they beat and kill college students and women who decided they are human being and not property. In a real fight they get owned like the little bitches they are. Posted by: isayalotofthings on October 27, 2005 01:32 PM
Well said, isayalotofthings! I fought those miserable cocksuckers for a year (Mar 04-Mar 05) with the 1st Cav, and your characterization is spot on. The Mahdis have some brave members (though not as many as before the Ironhorse Brigade had their way with them), but the average Mahdi is just an illiterate asshole with no skills, no guts, and no future. If we could have killed every single one of them, I'd be a much happier man. Posted by: File Closer on October 27, 2005 08:59 PM
FC, Enjoyed your blogging and hope to see you around. Thanks for doing the job, brother. Posted by: VRWC Agent on October 27, 2005 09:30 PM
If we could have killed every single one of them, I'd be a much happier man.00FC Thanks for doing what you could at the time. Frankly had you been able to deep-six the whole lot, everyone except that moronic little fascist Al-Sadr would be much happier. Posted by: dougf on October 27, 2005 10:46 PM
I love it when we win no matter what happens! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on October 27, 2005 11:20 PM
I know that I should be used to this by now, but I still want to puke...sigh... and three American soldiers died in separate attacks the day before Completely unrelated to the story, but it's just now reflex in the MSM: Iraq story Posted by: kbiel on October 27, 2005 11:48 PM
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